BITCH I WISH YOU WOOUUUUUUUUUULD BURN MY MOTHER ****INN CLOTHES

new game for the night...get drunk and start texting girls real talk lyrics

Me: You're always runnin' off at the mouth tellin' your girls your mother****in' business
Her: Who is this?
Me: You called my momma's house and what?
Her: What?
Me: Girl, I'm not about to sit up here and argue with you
Her: I'm not arguin idk who this even ur wack
Me: Wait a minute, let me finish what I've got to say
Her: ok...
Me: next time your ass get horny go **** one of your funky ass friends
Her: wow conversation over plz dont hit me up again
Me: real talk

http://www.metrolyrics.com/real-talk...s-r-kelly.html for reference

Works best on black girls

Me: Sittin' in VIP, smokin' and drinkin'
Girl 2: lol werd, where u at?
Me: I'm sick of this bull****, I'm comin' home
Girl 2: lol what happen
Me: This bitch done lost her mother****in' mind
Girl 2: damn who
Me: Don't you think I got enough bull**** on my mind, real talk
Girl 2: yo u brought it up but aight i feel dat
Me: Always accusin' me of some old bull**** when I'm just tryin' to have a good time
Girl 2: ??? i didnt accuse u of **** ur buggin
Me: girl, is you tweakin'?
Me: You see what your problem is
Girl 2: what is my problem
Me: Start your car, warm it up and get ready to take me home
Girl 2: ya lyin...where r u
Me: You ain't gotta worry about me no more
Girl 2: im not goodnite
Me: Wait a minute, let me finish what I've got to say
Girl 2: honestly idc what u gotta say u aint hit me up in a minute and now ur on some bull****
Me: next time your ass get horny go **** one of your funky ass friends
Me: real talk

LOL

tuq: maybe it could be moved to the single season forum? that forum can handle one fantasy draft thread.

lol I really did report that entire thread. Just seems stupid and pointless, especially since Assani is stupid and pointless. Basically just a thread to stroke his demented ego and I can't sit here and not try to destroy it for the good of the forum. This year's drafting season has been terrible overall, especially compared to last year. I feel very angry because of it/

yeah i probably would have just said to shut it down, until "The Wire" Draft almost totally redeemed the whole concept.

A +, actually LOL'd.

Also at TUT drunk texting REAL TALK

i think its about what a woman understands when watching nfl.

this is great

man self-parody nails it. he's just stringing random words together in an argumentative fashion. it's like he's become his own asseni fisher.

I've been doing that **** since I've had 300 posts. Can't stop the C-Train (my new forum nickname).

Who are we even talking about?

I rarely read the MLB thread, but I read the last four pages. Sweet jesus that is a mess. I feel bad for you guys tbh.

perhaps a moderator will read it one day.

My apologies, I've been out golfing all day and just saw the thread and reports, banned Thremp for five days. Should have just gone ahead and made it permanent since it's inevitable but whatever.

Can't speak for the others but I'll try not to leave my computer EVER AGAIN so this can be avoided in the future.

This is what smart phones are made for tuq

what you didnt think "is the dick in your mouth blocking the bloodflow to the brain" was forum appropriate

time to make Greear a baseball mod

I have an iphone, it's still a PITA to ban on one. It takes like 40 clicks, at least three fields to fill out with text (more if done correctly), and at least two windows open. Nothing that can't wait.

its ok tuq we forgive you

throw sethy in the dungeon tho

You're reaching AJ level of pathology in your hatin, BC.