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09-12-2012 , 11:07 PM

#35601

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,040

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noze

I was told MARTA stood for Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta, can dkgo confirm/deny?

I was told the same thing by my sister who lives there 10 years ago or so, so I'm guessing that's accurate.

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09-13-2012 , 12:25 AM

#35602

nath

the second coming of the second coming

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 68,687

I thought Marta stood for family, and Hermano.

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09-13-2012 , 12:36 AM

#35603

cwicemvp12

Sergei Bobrovsky!

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 22,495

Who's this Hermano guy?

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09-13-2012 , 12:43 AM

#35604

sethypooh21

Make or Miss League

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,037

Well, I can guarantee one thing, when CDL gets arrested after the bank job, he's never rolling over on his tammates.

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09-13-2012 , 12:48 AM

#35605

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

Quote:

Originally Posted by sethypooh21

Well, I can guarantee one thing, when CDL gets arrested after the bank job, he's never rolling over on his tammates.

goat post

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09-13-2012 , 12:52 AM

#35606

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,040

Quote:

Originally Posted by sethypooh21

Well, I can guarantee one thing, when CDL gets arrested after the bank job, he's never rolling over on his tammates.

Holy **** that's amazing.

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09-13-2012 , 01:00 AM

#35607

tuq

TEEJ

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 46,365

The legend nos1nos2 with perhaps the most fullproof bank robbery scheme ever:

http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...fpart=all&vc=1

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the plan is simple.

The locatin is in bay harbor florida it's a suntrust bank.

get into the bank one man watches the people other gets all the money dont go for the big money just whats easily obtainable put it in some backpacks.

get out in 120 seconds

Bay harbor is a small island with it's own police force with not many cops

get on your 8 second bikes and fly thru the streets till you reach the bridge in Bay Harbor, FL which is approx 1 mile away at the top of the bridge there is bungee cords already hooked up to the bridge hook yourself and take the jump when u get to the bottom unhook yourself.

In the water there is a submarine. Drive the submarine underwater under radar to a safe location and sit there and wait for the heat to die down at a new locatino.

The time it takes them to realize the bank is stolen, where u went, that u plunged into the water. they'd never guess you had a submarine. and even if they did know, it would take a long time for them to get the equipment/manpower to find a submarine underwater.

you win

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09-13-2012 , 01:02 AM

#35608

PocketChads

guaranteed 42-10 finish

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 22,449

Locatino

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09-13-2012 , 01:08 AM

#35609

nutshot2

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 48,742

Quote:

Originally Posted by sethypooh21

Well, I can guarantee one thing, when CDL gets arrested after the bank job, he's never rolling over on his tammates.

YES sethy YES

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09-13-2012 , 01:09 AM

#35610

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,040

So he's going to have a group of guys (presumably splitting the pot), a bunch of quality motorcycles, and a goddamn submarine but you're going to pay for that and make a profit by not going "for the big money just whats easily obtainable put it in some backpacks."

Nice, that's nice

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09-13-2012 , 01:12 AM

#35611

diddy!

Twas diddyeinstein

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 10,849

I just learned that the guy who arranged on CL to have a bunch of people applying for a job outside of the bank he was robbing dressed in the same way he was who made his getaway via a nearby river with an inner tube was caught like a month later due to DNA evidence left at the scene. I feel crushed. I'm not much of one for thievery but I thought it was pretty brilliant and liked to think he was out there somewhere living a life of leisure on his fat stacks of stolen bank money.

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09-13-2012 , 01:53 AM

#35612

nutshot2

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 48,742

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noze

I was told MARTA stood for Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta, can dkgo confirm/deny?

Spoiler:

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09-13-2012 , 09:04 AM

#35613

CalledDownLight

Toonces the Posting Bot

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 88,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noze

I was told MARTA stood for Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta, can dkgo confirm/deny?

can confirm that I have heard this. Can also confirm that I have never felt even slightly threatened on MARTA and that in my experience it is like the subway in any other city, but it stops a little less often and you usually have no problem getting a seat unless you're going to or from a sporting event.

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09-13-2012 , 11:35 AM

#35614

Eltbus

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 33,292

running a zta pink ribbon 5k at the end of the month. going to plaster stickers all over the back of my car

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09-13-2012 , 12:32 PM

#35615

dkgojackets

DKGOAT

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 86,123

stickers that announce "i get sorority tail" are definitely a good choice

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09-13-2012 , 01:11 PM

#35616

Eltbus

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 33,292

ZLAMMMmMmmmM

Last edited by Eltbus; 09-13-2012 at 01:12 PM. Reason: I kid about the sticker everyone was getting worked up earlier about the 13.1 stickers

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09-13-2012 , 01:18 PM

#35617

BobboFitos

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 72,763

I don't have any bumper stickers on my car. But I don't think there's anything wrong with them

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09-13-2012 , 01:42 PM

#35618

tuq

TEEJ

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 46,365

Bumper stickers are like tattoos for cars. There's nothing "wrong" with them per se, but it's informing total strangers about your politics, or family, or religion, or athletic accomplishments. Why? I don't care about these things. All I care about is that you put your cell phone down long enough to not drive like an idiot or otherwise slow me down on my way to my destination, and I will hopefully do the same for those behind me.

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09-13-2012 , 01:44 PM

#35619

kidcolin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 109,033

"tup 2012"

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09-13-2012 , 01:50 PM

#35620

nutshot2

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 48,742

tup 2012: 0.0

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09-13-2012 , 01:53 PM

#35621

Eltbus

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 33,292

KEEP HONKIN' I'M RELOADIN'

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09-13-2012 , 03:19 PM

#35622

StoppedRainingMen

Player Hater of the Year

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 53,666

the reid/kyl bill thread is one of the most tilting things to read

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09-13-2012 , 04:24 PM

#35623

Victor

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 72,250

i just skimmed the last page. seems pretty bad for poker. is that sentiment correct?

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09-13-2012 , 04:49 PM

#35624

StoppedRainingMen

Player Hater of the Year

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 53,666

Quote:

Originally Posted by Victor

i just skimmed the last page. seems pretty bad for poker. is that sentiment correct?

if the summaries are true it's pretty abysmal. the only 2 benefits between the current environment and one with this as law is explicitly legal poker in the us and the player base that comes with it. the downsides are pretty enormous tho

it's unlikely there'll be federal legislation for a long while if this doesn't happen but **** **** **** it all if it does