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Old 09-12-2012, 11:07 PM   #35601
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I was told MARTA stood for Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta, can dkgo confirm/deny?
I was told the same thing by my sister who lives there 10 years ago or so, so I'm guessing that's accurate.
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Old 09-13-2012, 12:25 AM   #35602
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I thought Marta stood for family, and Hermano.
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Old 09-13-2012, 12:36 AM   #35603
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Who's this Hermano guy?
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Old 09-13-2012, 12:43 AM   #35604
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Well, I can guarantee one thing, when CDL gets arrested after the bank job, he's never rolling over on his tammates.
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Old 09-13-2012, 12:48 AM   #35605
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Well, I can guarantee one thing, when CDL gets arrested after the bank job, he's never rolling over on his tammates.
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Old 09-13-2012, 12:52 AM   #35606
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Well, I can guarantee one thing, when CDL gets arrested after the bank job, he's never rolling over on his tammates.
Holy **** that's amazing.
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:00 AM   #35607
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The legend nos1nos2 with perhaps the most fullproof bank robbery scheme ever:

http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...fpart=all&vc=1

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the plan is simple.

The locatin is in bay harbor florida it's a suntrust bank.

get into the bank one man watches the people other gets all the money dont go for the big money just whats easily obtainable put it in some backpacks.

get out in 120 seconds

Bay harbor is a small island with it's own police force with not many cops

get on your 8 second bikes and fly thru the streets till you reach the bridge in Bay Harbor, FL which is approx 1 mile away at the top of the bridge there is bungee cords already hooked up to the bridge hook yourself and take the jump when u get to the bottom unhook yourself.

In the water there is a submarine. Drive the submarine underwater under radar to a safe location and sit there and wait for the heat to die down at a new locatino.

The time it takes them to realize the bank is stolen, where u went, that u plunged into the water. they'd never guess you had a submarine. and even if they did know, it would take a long time for them to get the equipment/manpower to find a submarine underwater.

you win
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:02 AM   #35608
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:08 AM   #35609
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Well, I can guarantee one thing, when CDL gets arrested after the bank job, he's never rolling over on his tammates.
YES sethy YES
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:09 AM   #35610
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So he's going to have a group of guys (presumably splitting the pot), a bunch of quality motorcycles, and a goddamn submarine but you're going to pay for that and make a profit by not going "for the big money just whats easily obtainable put it in some backpacks."

Nice, that's nice
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:12 AM   #35611
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I just learned that the guy who arranged on CL to have a bunch of people applying for a job outside of the bank he was robbing dressed in the same way he was who made his getaway via a nearby river with an inner tube was caught like a month later due to DNA evidence left at the scene. I feel crushed. I'm not much of one for thievery but I thought it was pretty brilliant and liked to think he was out there somewhere living a life of leisure on his fat stacks of stolen bank money.
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:53 AM   #35612
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:04 AM   #35613
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I was told MARTA stood for Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta, can dkgo confirm/deny?
can confirm that I have heard this. Can also confirm that I have never felt even slightly threatened on MARTA and that in my experience it is like the subway in any other city, but it stops a little less often and you usually have no problem getting a seat unless you're going to or from a sporting event.
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Old 09-13-2012, 11:35 AM   #35614
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running a zta pink ribbon 5k at the end of the month. going to plaster stickers all over the back of my car
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Old 09-13-2012, 12:32 PM   #35615
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stickers that announce "i get sorority tail" are definitely a good choice
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:11 PM   #35616
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ZLAMMMmMmmmM

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Old 09-13-2012, 01:18 PM   #35617
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I don't have any bumper stickers on my car. But I don't think there's anything wrong with them
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:42 PM   #35618
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Bumper stickers are like tattoos for cars. There's nothing "wrong" with them per se, but it's informing total strangers about your politics, or family, or religion, or athletic accomplishments. Why? I don't care about these things. All I care about is that you put your cell phone down long enough to not drive like an idiot or otherwise slow me down on my way to my destination, and I will hopefully do the same for those behind me.
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:44 PM   #35619
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:50 PM   #35620
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tup 2012: 0.0
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Old 09-13-2012, 01:53 PM   #35621
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KEEP HONKIN' I'M RELOADIN'
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Old 09-13-2012, 03:19 PM   #35622
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the reid/kyl bill thread is one of the most tilting things to read
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Old 09-13-2012, 04:24 PM   #35623
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i just skimmed the last page. seems pretty bad for poker. is that sentiment correct?
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Old 09-13-2012, 04:49 PM   #35624
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i just skimmed the last page. seems pretty bad for poker. is that sentiment correct?
if the summaries are true it's pretty abysmal. the only 2 benefits between the current environment and one with this as law is explicitly legal poker in the us and the player base that comes with it. the downsides are pretty enormous tho

it's unlikely there'll be federal legislation for a long while if this doesn't happen but **** **** **** it all if it does
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Old 09-13-2012, 04:50 PM   #35625
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Those sound like massive benefits. My guess is the downsides will hamper benefit #2?
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