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Old 09-12-2012, 08:43 PM   #35576
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Say you get away for an hour or something in a quiet place. What's the plan then, assuming you don't have a go bag full of money, passports, and guns?
A) safehouse
B) Luka Magnotta's phone number
C) huge false mustache

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Old 09-12-2012, 08:43 PM   #35577
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go to the nearest hospital and steal an ambulance obviously
punch in the code to get the cops off your back and they all turn around and walk away LDO
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:32 PM   #35578
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I cant imagine escaping a bank robbery is that tough assuming you already got out of the bank and arent in an area with standstill traffic (lol if you robbed a bank in an area that fit these conditions anyways). After that drive to the airport to ditch the helicopter and see how far ahead of the cops you can get. if youre not out of site then probably just jump out at the curb and head inside with 2 bags of cash. Hopefully you also have a jacket that you were able to shed and maybe add a hat. If you were smart you already got the cash in one or two of those suitcases on wheels.

If youre far enough ahead to go into a parking deck then do that so the cops dont have a great starting point from an abandoned car at the curb and there arent any witnesses to see anything out of the ordinary. then go inside the airport. Find your way on a train asap. If that isnt available try a taxi stand, but only if the police havent ID'd you. If they start sounding the alarm or the cops were already right on your ass then ditch anything over one suitcase onto a baggage claim as there is a non-zero chance you can circle back for it or have someone else pick it up from the airport for you. then hope that people react as you would expect (in a frenzy) and flee in whatever direction people start running, possibly even into a terminal through security if **** gets really crazy.
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:33 PM   #35579
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:49 PM   #35580
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lol cdl on bank jobs itt
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:58 PM   #35581
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a train? a taxi stand? cdl lives in atlanta, these things don't exist, it's the car or nothing
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Old 09-12-2012, 09:59 PM   #35582
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well, with no experience in crime or law enforcement that is what came to mind and it seems like it could work. maybe the resident thieves and cops could chime in though.
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:00 PM   #35583
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a train? a taxi stand? cdl lives in atlanta, these things don't exist, it's the car or nothing
taxis are on the curb and marta is in the airport. I would go for the latter, but the former seems pretty easy too. Its not like nyc where you have to wait in line to get a taxi. You basically just walk up to one and get in.
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:01 PM   #35584
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i have never stood in line to get a taxi in nyc
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:03 PM   #35585
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i have never stood in line to get a taxi in nyc
at the airport? I've had to every time I've flown in.
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:04 PM   #35586
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no not at the airport
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:06 PM   #35587
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wow, and that wasn't the CDL gimmick either? wtf
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:13 PM   #35588
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Of all the things wrong with crossfit, the worst idea they've had is that they can turn random exercises into a sport. It's extremely boring television. There's nothing enjoyable about watching people make their way through some circuit where judges have to count reps and ****. There's no excitement and you can't even tell what's going on as you watch it.

And lol rhabdo and proclivity of ruptured Achilles.
Idk I guess I'm in the minority. Like they had the triathlon on last night, which I liked. But I'm biased since I used to be an endurance athlete and enjoy watching marathons and stuff, which I recognize can be like watching paint dry to the majority of the population.
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:14 PM   #35589
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wow, and that wasn't the CDL gimmick either? wtf
been a little bored tonight.
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:22 PM   #35590
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wow, and that wasn't the CDL gimmick either? wtf
i would just stop the car i'm fleeing in, get out and walk casually towards the nearest cop car, ignoring all the "get on the ground" & "come any closer and your dead" commands and hand over the paper copy of the POG WW Draft spreadsheet that i keep in my pocket at all times. they wouldn't be able to miss where i was drafted either cause i deleted all the other cells except for the 8th overall slot
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:34 PM   #35591
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Forum Discussion

The best chance you have to evade a police chase once a helicopter is involved is pulling in to a parking garage that is attached to shopping center.

Once the helicopter is overhead, the police cars usually back off a bit. After that that happens, pull in to the parking garage, walk in to the mall and start shopping like everyone else. Maybe go see a movie if something good is playing.

I saw someone pull this off live on TV like 8-10 years ago. It was the one and only time I have ever seen a live police chase where the suspect got away.
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:42 PM   #35592
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Anybody here fish at all? We filmed catching this beast not long ago and I'm bored so I'm posting it:



120 lbs of sushi-grade tuna. It was gooooooooooooood.
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:45 PM   #35593
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:47 PM   #35594
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We threw it back after taking some bites out
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:49 PM   #35595
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Breaking Bad never did that to me, but I guess I've stopped watching Louie and Wilfred because despite being excellent, they're both so soul crushing that I found myself feeling worse after watching than I liked.
Louie is really depressing but I just can't not watch it, multiple times
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:49 PM   #35596
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Just made the last out of my softball game at home when we were down 1 and now I am driving home to study for a calc 2 test. Woat night


Solid brag that I went in head first like a boss and got dirty at least
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:56 PM   #35597
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I took a hiatus after a season and a half because I found it somewhat unpleasant to watch given the constant tension in seemingly every moment in the show (and because I got tired of the girl I'd been watching it with). Never picked it back up.

I'm guessing I should resume watching on the double.
The fourth season made me sob multiple times, but I generally like that and wish more fiction would do this to me.
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:58 PM   #35598
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taxis are on the curb and marta is in the airport. I would go for the latter, but the former seems pretty easy too. Its not like nyc where you have to wait in line to get a taxi. You basically just walk up to one and get in.
lol marta that would be a good way to get all your money stolen
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:58 PM   #35599
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Just made the last out of my softball game at home when we were down 1 and now I am driving home to study for a calc 2 test. Woat night


Solid brag that I went in head first like a boss and got dirty at least
lol yeota
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Old 09-12-2012, 10:59 PM   #35600
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I was told MARTA stood for Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta, can dkgo confirm/deny?
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