I think it's even more weird that "timelady pog" is autocompleted by youtube's search function

nobodys lonesome for me

hank was og emo gd

Victor it's time to put down the red wine and quaaludes

I wish women posted in SE, just for the dramabombs they would bring to this thread

Just got back from the Colts preseason game, highlights included:

A cheerleader wedding proposal in the endzone while the goddamn game was going on at midfield and a halftime mascots vs. children football game that featured a ****load of kids getting stiffarmed/trucked and the Colts mascot air-humping the crowd after getting booed.

LOL Replacement refs still **** by the way.

oh hey, a drugs/drinking put down that wasn't directed at me itt.

Andrew Luck review?

should have loaded up on the under...

damn!

1 of 2 for 8 yards. Seems like a game manager

Wears #12, seemed in a good mood on the sidelines.

TL is English you tards, if it wasn't obv from the accent.

It was hilarious. They had the girls come out in the endzone and do their dance between Q1 and 2. The PA guy ****s up the "We interupt this dance for a special announcement" part by going way too early so he seemingly decides it's best just to let them finish which lasts until the players are heading back out.

Play starts and he announces it again and this dumb **** walks out into the endzone with a "will you marry me?" sign while all the other cheerleaders wet themselves. Meanwhile the game gets three plays in before this large lady wearing a headset, who has, I'm assuming, been hearing 90 seconds full of "JESUS ****ING CHRIST GET THEM OFF THE GODDAMN FIELD!!!!" from a producer having an aneurism in the tunnel, pulls them off.

Guess it's the preseason for the staff too.

man, if there had been a pick 6 or something that would have been an all time great highlight

unless that was actually in the end zone they were heading towards? LOL?

No sadly, you were right, it was the endzone Cincy was going away from at the time, but yeah Pick 6 is up there with "The band is out on the field" except that play was awesome and meaningful and this would've been pathetic and hilarious.

Mike Nugent lined up for a kick in the late 3rd/early 4th and PA guy says "Ted Nugent...er...Mike Nugent lining up for the kick" ****ing amateur hour. Might've saved it if they just dropped the needle on Stranglehold after he kicked or something.

where did this come from

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english and scottish are, for all intensive purposes, the same ****

MURRICA

Needs to go watch some sad films and have cheap sex imo

gawd its so much woarse. i am beggin her to tell me to eff off but she just says how much she likes me.

Hopefully this is the jew neighbor.

Epically bad facebook status:

I was listening to somebody mention incognito tab on a podcast early- and came to the sad realization that I haven't used it in years because I'm 36 and live with two cats- nobody is seeing my search history. Never become a person with no need to worry about your search history.

+1

I only recently found out about the incognito tab, and it kinda weirds me out