yeah, i ain't that tho. i mean, i teach some pretty good looking teenage girls. and i know the 'wiper' you guys all know here is a sketchy, drunk ****. but at school i'm getting to be pretty comfortable as 'teacher wiper'.

girl comes in in a tight skirt she'll get a 'girl what are you wearing? your mom see you leave like that?' and sent to the office for some khakis.

problem is, the girls love me. wanting to hang out at my desk at the end of class, etc. positive is, i'm really good with getting to know parents too. pretty sure this year's seniors i've been to literally ALL of their houses, and this year's juniors is probably 80%. i won't drive girls home alone (well, i have, but 2 sisters whose mom i became really close to after bball practice every day and one other time after WW club and she had to sit in the back seat lol) but i really do have almost complete discretion at my school because i've earned the trust of the students, parents and principal.

i understand the t-shirt thing, but i think it's unneccesary. he's really young i assume?

my first teaching job was at a catholic school. i was 24. the senior girls, who wore the catholic knee-high socks, short plaid skirt combo and were all basically oot 8's...that was a little different. i mean, not 3 months earlier i was hitting on freshmen 18 year olds in college and now i was in a position of authority over essentially the same girls. they tried a LOT to fluster me, made it through.

like i said, even girls that i taught that are now even in their 20's and i see in bars here and there, they're still 'my kids'. they're hot, yeah sure. but a) i'm married anyway, and b) not gonna go down that road anyway.

hell, now as i'm getting older, a lot of times it's the girls' moms that i'm hollering at anyway.

so she failed?

maybe i should hold back on the honesty a bit, but maaan, you look. you just do it real quick and real quiet. hopefully that doesn't sound as awful as it looks. i mean, whatever. just being honest. it's hard sometimes, they'll purposely lean over your desk just to get a reaction.

i'll stare at them (their EYES you ****s) and say, 'yeah, uhhh, you wanna stand up straight? thanks.' and smile. they know what they're doing and they wanna see what you're gonna do/say.

more stories please

Just crossed teacher off my list of "jobs I wouldn't get fired from"

My 9th grade history teacher got accused of letting a female student give him a bj. Think she later retracted because she didn't want to go to court. Needless to say I never saw him or even the girl again. Googled her and shes in the army now.

no she switched classes

**** man, i have the worst memory in the world. like, i've already forgotten a couple kids names from june that i'll be teaching this year.

but i still remember maybe 4-5 of those girls from 9 years ago. legit beautiful. got invited to a couple parties, passed. a couple pouty-eyed "what would i have to do for extra credit mr wiper" type questions. a couple well-timed, 'oops dropped this pencil' pick ups.

at that point in my life i was basically at the height of my powers over women, that was within a couple months of meeting my wife and it took a ****-ton of focus to remain focused. pretty sure i turned the swag off, maybe not. sure it was just them ****ing with the young, relatively good looking teacher.

the summer they graduated, there was a wedding i took my wife to. one of the graduated senior girls was there too and of course the bartender was pouring her doubles.

getting towards the end of the night this girl has been basically completely upfront about 'if your girlfriend wasn't here, you know what i'd want to do?' and whatnot. kinda awkward on a couple levels, but i had only been dating my wife for a couple months....last time i went to the bar, this girl literally backed me into a corner and had me pinned against the wall, basically with her tits i should add, and said, 'mr wiper, if i give you my number, we could hook up some time. i won't tell anyone.'

my wife came around the corner and said, 'honey, if he still wants you after what i do to him tonight, i'll give him permission'.



edit to add: i had been telling my wife the funny **** this girl had been saying and i'm pretty sure she was hanging around to see/hear but the timing was legit all-time great.

nah you get used to it. they're kids. they're kids with the body of a young woman sometime, but they're still ****ing kids.

we're talking about one side, but the other side becomes pretty damn apparent when you're dealing with them on a daily basis.

I'd be fired from being a teacher in short order. Couldn't do it.

my only issue is sometimes still my mouth.

i don't yell. don't *usually* swear. it's when i'm talking about something, i get into it and still can say things that i think are okay but i get asked about it the next morning because someone's mom or dad called in asking about.

principal got my back, but i'm still known to get toooo far into a discussion with a bunch of 14-15 year olds.

other than that, you get used to the role. 10,000 hours of doing anything makes you pretty close to an expert and i'm past that now. i'm mr. wiper for 8 hours a day from september to early june.

i should also add that i work with 6-8 really good looking late 20's/early 30's type women who i CAN (and do) go out with, get drunk and flirt with. wifey even approves.

why wiper is the goat

No, there isn't, but that wasn't my point. My point was that the situations are vastly different.

College freshmen are in a university that they are paying money to voluntarily attend. Much different from being appointed a teacher in a public, fully-tax-funded, totally government-standardized institution where you're basically required to be as a child. The kids aren't going to be very different over a 4-month summer span from senior year to college, duh. But the situations that we're talking about here are very different.

wiper is the most interesting man in the world

wiperwife goat

18 yr olds aren't required to go to hs

there's a reason i phrased it "basically required" ...legally technically no but for all intents and purposes, yeah

Why am I even arguing this? Hearing people rationalize why it should be legal for a teacher to have sex with a student is so lol

Hearing people rationalize why it should be illegal for two consensual adults to have sex is so lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdaAWFoWr2c

Real Talk still one of the best things ever.

ty sir, in case the story didn't have a conclusion...she didn't give permission'!

that story' was good but pales in comparison to the time i caught this GIANT spider in my garden.

i was about to plant this awesome flower bush when i notice there's a 3 inch spider crawling up my neck'. instead of panicking, i just completely froze. which i guess is sort of a panic but i didn't let out a girlish scream which is good at this point. i notice my neighbor is starring at me and im just starring back at her. she starts to panic and says dont move which was what i was doing so im thinking i must be doing something right. then all of a sudden my wife comes out and sticks a carrot in my ass. at this point i have a spider crawling up my neck, a carrot in my ass, and now the new problem of my neighbor giving me a dirty' look as my wife has a carrot in my ass.

she insantly kills the spider with her BARE HAND and then calmly takes the carrot out of my ass. she waves to my neighbor who is still in shock then i just said "dont worry, she knows that sticking a carrot in someones ass will stop any spider cold"

love her

teachers who **** their students are crazy, unless those students are hot.

A+

I wouldn't **** any girl who looks 19 or under ever again.

so basically what we're learning itt is that teachers and students have lots and lots of sex

lol. it should be legal. that doesn't mean that a teacher who engages in it should keep their job or be allowed to teach children - they shouldn't.

wish you lived in texas so your taxes would pay to prosecute + imprison such a dangerous felon