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Originally Posted by BobboFitos
more stories please
**** man, i have the worst memory in the world. like, i've already forgotten a couple kids names from june that i'll be teaching this year.
but i still remember maybe 4-5 of those girls from 9 years ago. legit beautiful. got invited to a couple parties, passed. a couple pouty-eyed "what would i have to do for extra credit mr wiper" type questions. a couple well-timed, 'oops dropped this pencil' pick ups.
at that point in my life i was basically at the height of my powers over women, that was within a couple months of meeting my wife and it took a ****-ton of focus to remain focused. pretty sure i turned the swag off, maybe not. sure it was just them ****ing with the young, relatively good looking teacher.
the summer they graduated, there was a wedding i took my wife to. one of the graduated senior girls was there too and of course the bartender was pouring her doubles.
getting towards the end of the night this girl has been basically completely upfront about 'if your girlfriend wasn't here, you know what i'd want to do?' and whatnot. kinda awkward on a couple levels, but i had only been dating my wife for a couple months....last time i went to the bar, this girl literally backed me into a corner and had me pinned against the wall, basically with her tits i should add, and said, 'mr wiper, if i give you my number, we could hook up some time. i won't tell anyone.'
my wife came around the corner and said, 'honey, if he still wants you after what i do to him tonight, i'll give him permission'.
edit to add: i had been telling my wife the funny **** this girl had been saying and i'm pretty sure she was hanging around to see/hear but the timing was legit all-time great.
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Originally Posted by Shark Sandwich
Just crossed "teacher" off my list of jobs I wouldn't get fired from
nah you get used to it. they're kids. they're kids with the body of a young woman sometime, but they're still ****ing kids.
we're talking about one side, but the other side becomes pretty damn apparent when you're dealing with them on a daily basis.