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last weekend i was at a club and talking to a girl

she and i were walking to the dance floor

i tripped over a stool (didn't fall, but lost my balance temporarily) and spilled half my beer on her

she was unhappy

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08-22-2012 , 07:20 PM

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VincentVega

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your weight aint my business yeota, but 6 foot 240 aint a little fat.

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08-22-2012 , 07:20 PM

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ut2010

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Then bought some chinese and came home to play werewolf? Sick life imo.

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08-22-2012 , 07:27 PM

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Karak

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Originally Posted by ut2010

Then bought some chinese and came home to play werewolf? Sick life imo.

yeota paid for my chinese food

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08-22-2012 , 07:30 PM

#34105

ut2010

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yeota know any other sweet tricks to impress the ladies or is the whale blowhole his only play?

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08-22-2012 , 07:31 PM

#34106

yeotaJMU

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dont bring karak with you anywhere because he will cockblock you

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08-22-2012 , 07:31 PM

#34107

Karak

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well i already told you about the stole-your-nose gag didnt i?

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08-22-2012 , 07:40 PM

#34108

Noze

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6 feet 240 is obese bro

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08-22-2012 , 07:41 PM

#34109

yeotaJMU

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Originally Posted by VincentVega

your weight aint my business yeota, but 6 foot 240 aint a little fat.

i got thick legs yo

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08-22-2012 , 07:43 PM

#34110

Dudd

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Weirdly dense anyone?

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08-22-2012 , 07:50 PM

#34111

LuckyLloyd

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Originally Posted by Noze

lol Irish people trolling others about weather. Hurricanes are just a 3-4 day vacation anyway, lolkatrina and all

On a mildly serious note, it is genuinely nice to live in a part of the world where death by weather extremes or poisonous / carnivorous animals is not a concern. Bit of rain? Sound.

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08-22-2012 , 07:51 PM

#34112

Karak

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Originally Posted by LuckyLloyd

On a mildly serious note, it is genuinely nice to live in a part of the world where death by weather extremes or poisonous / carnivorous animals is not a concern. Bit of rain? Sound.

mid-atlantic united states you mean?

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08-22-2012 , 07:54 PM

#34113

Dudd

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Any minute though the English could get bored again. Didn't go well last time, and I don't like your chances now

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08-22-2012 , 07:55 PM

#34114

Karak

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it would also suck to not like actually be your own country

you exist at the pleasure of the queen!

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08-22-2012 , 07:57 PM

#34115

Noze

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lol at death by weather extremes, I ain't in poverty dawg. Irish weather is an abortion and rationalizing it is #notagoodlook

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08-22-2012 , 08:00 PM

#34116

Hold'em 07

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irish food is terrible too

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08-22-2012 , 08:01 PM

#34117

yeotaJMU

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Originally Posted by Dudd

Weirdly dense anyone?

well distributed more like.

when I weighed 275 people frequently would guess me at 220-230. I dont have any good facebook pictures of my that arent in a weird pose but here I am 5 months ago weighing 275-280:

i blame my short legs and career as a catcher

Last edited by yeotaJMU; 08-22-2012 at 08:02 PM. Reason: in before catcher joke

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08-22-2012 , 08:03 PM

#34118

El Rata

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What do you have to hide?

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08-22-2012 , 08:03 PM

#34119

yeotaJMU

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nothing karak makes me paranoid though

karak not in that picture btw

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08-22-2012 , 08:08 PM

#34120

Noze

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Yeah that's a good point about the food, I wouldn't want to live in a place where mass exodus/death via contamination of the one food everyone eats is a possibility.

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08-22-2012 , 08:17 PM

#34121

schu_22

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Prob just big boned

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08-22-2012 , 08:17 PM

#34122

Noze

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Damn looks like a million people died in that famine and a million more left the country. lolireland

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08-22-2012 , 08:20 PM

#34123

wiper

still catching up

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potatoes.

the one ****ing thing that didn't grow from my garden this year.

ireland woulda starved to death.

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08-22-2012 , 08:22 PM

#34124

Noze

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They should have just waited awhile and drank it all later obv.

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08-22-2012 , 08:26 PM

#34125

wiper

still catching up

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agreed.

or made gnocchis.

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