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08-18-2012 , 01:01 AM
who is worse, dkgojackets or schu-22?
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08-18-2012 , 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Dirty Mags
who is worse, dkgojackets or schu-22?
this has to be TuT
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08-18-2012 , 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by mutigers5591
are you a lifetime poker winner online?

live?
online yes. i have the exact total upstairs but it's probably a little less than $3,000. if i had to guess, $2,700ish.

live, probably down less than $100. that's over maybe 15 times and the last time i went, maybe last winter, i lost $500 and was furious enough to not go back.

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how old are you?
33

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Originally Posted by schu_22
wiper is owning the faq lately
i'm not sure if i can put that on a resume, but yeah. i like it here.
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08-18-2012 , 01:05 AM
What do you wipe?
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08-18-2012 , 01:06 AM
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wiper is owning the faq lately

wiper are you sexually attracted to any of your students? for this question's purposes lets say are you attracted to any of your 18-year old students?
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who is worse, dkgojackets or schu-22?
i should probably first say that $2,700 online is over like what? 7ish years?

attracted to students: i think any 30ish year old male teacher that tells you that they haven't 'checked out' a junior or senior is lying. "sexually attracted" is way more than that tho IMO. there are cute girls that i teach and i couldn't fairly tell you i didn't think they were cute. that said, i'm probably more professional than i come off as here.

dkgo and schu are both cool by me. honestly, i think they're both pretty good posters.
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08-18-2012 , 01:06 AM
drink of choice?
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08-18-2012 , 01:07 AM
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What do you wipe?
that's a fantastic question.

i suppose so i don't smell like ****?
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08-18-2012 , 01:09 AM
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drink of choice?
ever: probably budlight.

right now: either loopy vodka + sprite or dude vodka (lemon lime flavored) + sprite.

i mean, summer shandy, octoberfest, i got a lot of dark beers in my fridge right now, hell i have probably 6 cases of wine i made last winter down here in the basement. if i'm drinking, it's probably bud light and some sort of vodka.
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08-18-2012 , 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet
What do you wipe?
oh wait...WHAT do i wipe? read that as 'why'.

well, uhhhh...
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08-18-2012 , 01:12 AM
Pros/cons of marriage?

What % of 2p2ers could you take in a fight?
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08-18-2012 , 01:13 AM
bahahah wiper that's gold

wiper for poster oty
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08-18-2012 , 01:13 AM
dirty mags nfc south thread ****ing sucked, and it made me actually put forth effort in a post, so i had to make a new one. sorry there are two threads mods.
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08-18-2012 , 01:19 AM
this is gonna sound soft, but i married my best friend. she's hot, works out every day, allows me to be me (aka 'hey babe i'm going out i dunno when i'll be back' and i get 'okay, love you').

i couldn't literally tell you 1 negative. her fam is cool...i dunno man. without getting overly sappy, she's the person i was meant to marry. we're both teachers, have the same sense of humor...i dunno.

95%. probably higher.

i'm 6'2", probably 255lbs. i lift weights down here every other day, and while those stats may come off as 'fat', i'm not. (edit: wellll okay maybe. haha, in my prime i was 220. and i uhh, drink a bit of beer).

then, while it's been a while since i've either hit someone or been hit, i used to do a lot of both. my grandfather was a boxer, and then a referee and used to beat the **** out of me when i was 9-10, then i would box his brother's kids. then i boxed a lot in backyards on the westside (hahaha, sounds funny). have had broken noses (multiple times) and had boxer's fractures on my hand twice.

used to have a pretty bad temper. now, and you may not believe me, i'm almost the totally opposite as i'd rather back down than lose my job, wife, house, etc. i laugh about it sometimes, i dunno.

95%. if we're either fighting for money or the random 2p2er went after someone i loved (wife, parents, brother/sisterinlaw/niece/nephews, etc.) i'm not too impressed with the random 2p2er.

Last edited by wiper; 08-18-2012 at 01:21 AM. Reason: edit #2: weighed myself just now: 252 ugh
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08-18-2012 , 01:25 AM
oh sorry to ruin your flow wiper.

what's the perfect age to get married? when did you and your wife get married? blonde or brunette? sense of humor or looks?
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08-18-2012 , 01:29 AM
you should just post more pics of your wife in lingerie
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08-18-2012 , 01:35 AM
again, i feel like the 'how many people can you beat up?' question is kinda strange. IMO, there are so, so, sooooo many people that would rather do ANYTHING but get into a fist fight.

95% of the public in my experience (okay, maybe a little bit less but not many) would take a punch in the face and still say something like, 'hey hey WTF?' than swing back.

especially bigger guys. i mean, i am, but in my experience the bigger guys didn't have to fight when they were young strictly because they were big. if you're 14 and small, you ain't ****ing with that big kid that grew up before you.

but when people start to even out in high school/older teens, those 'big guys' don't really know what to do when confronted with someone that isn't scared of them. it's like bullies. they bully when they're young because neither him nor the little kid knows what the **** they're doing.

i was lucky because a) i had my grandpa and dad who showed me early how to defend myself and b) i wasn't really ever 'small'.

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oh sorry to ruin your flow wiper.

what's the perfect age to get married? when did you and your wife get married? blonde or brunette? sense of humor or looks?
30's. don't get married young. i met my wife what, when i was 25. we dated for a year, moved in together. lived together for 4 years, worked through whatever we had to, got married in summer '09, bought a house fall '09 and since that point we've literally not had a serious argument.

i feel like people that get married in their young 20's still have too much to learn about life and themselves to worry about their significant other.

brunette for sure. blonde girls are pretty plain to me. i dated black girls, a hawaiian girl for 4 years....something about blonde girls is meh to me.

looks when you're younger, sense of humor when you're ready to get married. lucky for me, my wife is srs about working out. she's still a certified pilates/yoga/kick boxing instructer. when i met her she was a personal trainer at the ymca.

the girl before i met my wife, she wasn't technically 'good looking'. but i loved her. we just kinda grew apart.

again, my wife is my best friend. she accepts me for the ****ing dickhead i am. plus, she is extremely hot.
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08-18-2012 , 01:36 AM
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you should just post more pics of your wife in lingerie
lingerie? i feel like the one floating around is just black bra and panties and the one i posted in the WW thread was her pj's. she don't really have 'lingerie', she just likes to be naked. haha
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08-18-2012 , 01:52 AM
While we're on the subject of fighting, do you still think you could take Mickael Pietrus in a fight?
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08-18-2012 , 01:59 AM
haha, another guy with a good memory...

well, i dunno.

under what circumstances?

i still think he's a pussy, though it's hard to know that for sure. if we both knew we were gonna fight and got set into a cage, probably not. just being realistic. he's longer and in much better shape than i am. my shot is to throw a haymaker, get hold of him and throw him onto the ground.

if the fight goes longer than 2 minutes, i'm in a lot of trouble.

in a bar situation, my equity goes up. i've been known to pick up whatever is laying around.

THAT said, i was pretty damn drunk what? 3+ years ago when i was yapping about that? jesus man.
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08-18-2012 , 02:03 AM
i'm hoping he'd go into the 'has been big his whole life so he's never been punched in the nose before' camp, and i guess i remember at the time i said i wanted to fight him that to be true.

think about it....you think he's had to fight his own fights his whole life?

if not, what happens if/when i hit him?

yes man, i realize i'm a dog, but if he hits me, i got a hard head. my nose will most likely bleed if he hits it directly but i know that and it doesn't scare me. somewhere in there i get to hit him too.

he's a 6'9" athlete, and i'm not. so yeah, most times he'll get me. assuming he's not the bitch i think he is.
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08-18-2012 , 02:35 AM
well since i'm still thinking about it, he's 'only' 6'6" 210lbs according to wiki...

nah, still probably not. i just don't know how long i'd be able to be in a "he's trying to hurt me and i'm trying to hurt him" fight....30 seconds? 60 seconds? that **** takes it out of you and he'd obviously be able to last longer.

thinking about this again makes me want to get into a fight. i do still look for the perfect time (aka when the cops get called they pat me on the back rather than put the bracelets on me again), one day it'll come.

SEFAQ will be the first to know. ha
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08-18-2012 , 02:39 AM
If he knows anything about anything w/ fighting (he prbly doesn't) he should grab the back of ur head and start kneeing you in the face
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08-18-2012 , 02:56 AM
yeah, maybe i'll just offer my head for that exact situation.

this argument started literally 3 years ago because i was calling him a bitch during the cavs/magic ecf. he was acting like he was terrified of contact yet wouldn't stop yapping.

if my read is right, and he IS a bitch (he is), he ain't grabbing the back of ****. and if he does, that means i'm just driving through his body to get it to the ground.

why am i still talking about that? hahaha
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08-18-2012 , 03:11 AM
when you reference the east side and the west side, what city are you talking about?

also, wouldn't pietrus just surrender once the punches started flying?
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08-18-2012 , 03:14 AM
the city I grew up in.
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