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Old 08-17-2012, 12:51 AM   #33651
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i was just joshing you wiper. you are easily one of my top 5 favorite posters on se. no worries. circle jerk itt.
i know. u too. *jerkjerkjerk*

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I'm glad you don't teach English.
my wife does. in fact, the last 4 girls i've had sex with were english teachers. i like the smart ones. i dunno

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I'm sure most POGfegs pronounce it "viper" like the snake, but I prefer to pronounce it "wiper" like "i'm wiping my ass."
haha! yes! well, it's kinda my nickname IRL so it's whatever.

i'm ignoring it now, but yall should watch me smash this turbo....
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:06 AM   #33652
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fantastically, pog just took my drunkenness as wolfiness.

awesome 10 minute turbo there. can't wait to post a dead "**** TEDDY'S WIFE' post.

mr gorbachev, OPEN THIS THREAD.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:08 AM   #33653
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Wiper that was the worst sweat I've ever experienced in my life.

I'm sending you a bill for the last four minutes of my life I spent skimming that turbo.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:11 AM   #33654
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zdye.

hello.

you....wait. i'll stop here.

hello.

i'm allowed a drunken, steam-blowing LOLPOG turbo am i not?
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:12 AM   #33655
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pog raped me there. first time they've had sex since their mothers taught them how to thrust.

either way i got more liquor. gonna go do that now. i'll tap the counter in your honor zdye.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:15 AM   #33656
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Excellent choice, mr. wiper.

My only regret in life is that I never knew who you were when I spent 18 months being a degenerate at mountaineer a few years ago.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:17 AM   #33657
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so i mean, clown me for being 'wiper' for sure, i would too. but i ain't that at work.
I have the feeling that very few of the posters on this site are anything like their online personas. I know I'm not.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:20 AM   #33658
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I have the feeling that very few of the posters on this site are anything like their online personas. I know I'm not.
Nah I talk about neutrals pretty much all day to my friends. Or rather, I did until they all just sort of stopped returning my calls...
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:22 AM   #33659
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I have the feeling that very few of the posters on this site are anything like their online personas. I know I'm not.
Chilltown completely wrecked my mental image of him today.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:23 AM   #33660
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Excellent choice, mr. wiper.

My only regret in life is that I never knew who you were when I spent 18 months being a degenerate at mountaineer a few years ago.
i spent about 6 out of 8 saturdays playing 1/2 and a couple 2/5's there maybe 2 months after the room opened.

so maybe.

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I have the feeling that very few of the posters on this site are anything like their online personas. I know I'm not.
*omar* oh, indeed.

that said, i'm pretty close to me offline as i am online here.

that said, the offline *me* and the teacher me are two vastly different characters. then again, maybe not.

this will be my 9th year teaching. you (well, not you because you're not doubting me i don't think) don't think i know how to temper the *me* and turn it into someone that 16 year olds can love and trust and learn from?

of course i can. the *me* that people can say " wiper" about here can/will/does certainly use that to get kids to believe in me. i love them. they know this. that (ask any teacher) is the key to making them learn.

i just cut out the 'loldrunken wiper omg he takes pillllz' *me*.

anyhow, i gotta get back and lolpog.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:24 AM   #33661
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I have the feeling that very few of the posters on this site are anything like their online personas. I know I'm not.
I dont know a single person from 2p2 who is NOT like their online persona
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:24 AM   #33662
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Chilltown completely wrecked my mental image of him today.
WRECKED.

it was really a step back moment.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:26 AM   #33663
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I dont know a single person from 2p2 who is NOT like their online persona
i'm me clark. come to youngstown. well okay, a halfmile outside the ytown limits. i'll entertain you.

it was just a short 2.55hr drive when you were in AA. i'da met you halfway.

you'll never know now i guess.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:29 AM   #33664
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so i quit pog 16 months ago because i'm a broken ww player and i quit SE (hell i quit everything but MMA watching) 10 months ago because i root for broken/cursed teams.

how did this POG/SE merger/cross pollination/truce come about? looks like most everyone's having a blast. any highlights so far? and what's this loretta game that had 35 wolves and 1 villager or some such?
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:32 AM   #33665
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Had my Stepkids and a nephew with me. Wasn't an option.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:34 AM   #33666
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I wish I was.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:35 AM   #33667
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lotta se people picked up on WW and the ability to be BOSS.

pog has most of the WW games.

soooo, se started having them too.

se'ers started a rivalry with poggers because poggers are mostly extremely soft and don't like their jimmies to get rustled. so we started playing in their games to get their jimmies rustled. jimmies were rustled.

so they started playing in our games. jimmies were again rustled.

endgame: poggers are poggers. no real explanation needed. se'ers are se'ers. no real explanation needed.

mixing the two leads to....well, yeah.

lolretta likes ****ing with people. the 35wolf/1 villa game was a mod troll. there have been many modtroll games like this lately.

/rambling

p.s. you have 'sports' in your name so right now is the time to declare your allegiance. we will accept you. next game, you are SE.

say it with me, "I AM SE"

see, feels good.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:37 AM   #33668
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Had my Stepkids and a nephew with me. Wasn't an option.
i have 2 nephews 2 nieces on my wife's side: 13/11/10/8 years old. my brother has a daughter 19ish months. i know *I* wouldn't let the online wiper hang out with my nephews and nieces, but i'm pretty awesome with kids. i raised one that wasn't mine through the crucial years and he's 10 now and i saw him this week. i like kids.

that said, don't blame you.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:38 AM   #33669
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well wait, i like "other people's kids".

then i can rile them all up and then leave.

we're still too young to have kids. we like our free time. (and money)
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:40 AM   #33670
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:50 AM   #33671
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Do you pronounce SE "say" or "see?"
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:51 AM   #33672
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pog is having a hard time right now at f3 with 1 shc villager.

pog.

ladies and gentlemen. pog.
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:51 AM   #33673
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Ess Eee
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:52 AM   #33674
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ess-eee
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Old 08-17-2012, 01:52 AM   #33675
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clark he deserves like an hour ban for that ****.
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