how long do they usually last? i'm with osis, i don't know how the hell you all keep up with it. i'm so lost trying to read those threads

from hilton head to chicago. first time going to chicago in my adult life tomorrow. excited but flying stand-by is the ****ing worst.

Openly posting about how bored you are will get you CFD'd with three minutes left in the day, just fyi

They usually last about a week, but most players are dead by Day 4 or so. Once you die you get on Skype and go to Dead Villa Chat. That's where the party is. It's all Chilly pouring drinks and pics of Wiper's wife.

bored and drunk. wifey's asleep.

recommend something.

probably gonna walk to the store for something to do. other than that, i got nuthin

Richard,

Please stop capitalizing my name. it's 'wiper', no capital 'w'.

regards,

wiper

Being perfectly honest, I can't see this ever happening.

someone invite me to this **** so i can lol at everyone who is still alive and playing badly. which is all of them

I have never been invited to dead villa chat

no one really keeps up with WW. some people just pretend to better than others.

hilton head, sc i assume? my parents live on the island im here now. they live in sea pines. pretty cool i hadnt heard of anyone in SE that lived anywhere near here (this is where i spend majority of my time/where i went to school).

anarchist

yeah, me and a friend went there for a few days to visit his family. i posted itt just the other night with regard to bar situations there and a couple se people helped me out (lol loretta. frosty frogs drinks confirmed lethal tho). they actually are/were renting a house or whatever right off sea pines road (i guess that's in sea pines). it's really nice there, first time i'd been. pretty crazy considering i go to USCe, but i normally just go to charleston. you obv went to school in the carolinas....where?

you got warts or something? that's the best part.

while eating this pill and that pill and this pill and that pill and....

okay, so i have the rep here of pillz. so i took the opportunity to try to throw that onto you. ftr, i'm prescribed a semi-wide variety and while watching you digging into the bag 'o fun i kinda felt you. 'cept mine are for physical ailments (back, nerve damage, blood pressure).

hang in there tho bro, you looked like the type of cat i'd kick it with, so you got that going for you.

oh hey that's weird. my aunt (well okay my mom's only cousin) lived in sea pines for like, 12 years or so i think. her backyard was the 6th (7th? i forget. one of those two) teebox on harbour town. her husband was the volunteer supervisor for the tourney for the last 5 or so years before he died.

she sold the house and i'm not sure which plantation she's on now, but we still go down every year or so to stay with her (aka kick it at her country club and get cheap food + beach )

it's awesome how i see a 10ft gator on the side of the road and flip out and she's all like, 'yeah that's betsie, she's cool' hahahahaha

where is everyone?

dead villa chat

wiper, which michigan game are you going to?

air force.

that said, for SE FAQ's viewing pleasure, an awesome, awesome video:

GIFSoup

not gonna lie, this is legit awesome

edit: 1:48-2:12 is now my ringtone. proud day

maybe one later in the year too, but my wife doesn't like the cold. and my one buddy and his girl that i converted (they're both LOL non-sports people but looove some michigan because of how awesome my love is haha) wanna go early too.

so air force. then maybe later depending.

met zimmer at the lol 67-65 lol illinois game 2 years ago when i was sporting just about the worst beard i've ever grown. i *can't* grow a mustache because it comes in blonde for some reason and the middle it doesn't grow at all but i had a bet i wouldn't grow it for a month so he saw me at my mustachioed worst. i usually just grow a freeway/amish type **** where there's no mustache but a healthy punch you in the face beard below my jawline.

rambling.

but yeah, come out. would lovelovelove to meet some of yall. i'll probably pull my thumbnail out to get you, greear, noze, dr ikes, heater, mjw, dye, deezy, hip, tuma, river.....damn that's off the top. i probably should check to see if i'm forgetting anyone...but yeah, i'd die to have a keg on the golf course at like 8am with y'all.

Aunt and Uncle of mine are stupid rich and live in Sea Pines so I get to travel down there about once a year. For an island populated mainly by old people, it's actually a lot of fun and relatively hassle free. Probably the only time a year I ride a bike too.

hadn't watched it until now....YES! that **** is hil-llllarious.

damn, wish i had saw the post. i was gonna go to USCe (got in but had to wait until spring semester of '09) so i just took classes at the USC campus near HH (about 1/2 hour away), my parents let me live in the house on HH Island and go to school there.

yea our house is on a lake we see gators all the time. we're right across the street from the 4th hole of the sea pines Ocean Course. pretty nice, not harbour town nice though. ive played harbour town and my parents have gone to the tourney they play there the past few years.

imagine showing wiper's students his poasts. that would be amazing