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Old 08-08-2012, 07:29 PM   #33026
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My secretary leaves at 4 and I'm trying to hold out before I go drop a nuclear bomb in the toilet. Dunno if I can make it.
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:36 PM   #33027
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Well the good news for him is that apparently it's a unisex bathroom, meaning the door shuts = privacy (that or the secretary is a dude). As someone with a touch of stage fright who will go years without taking a dump in a public multi-toilet bathroom I can appreciate that kind of save haven.

He should have a book of matches handy, that goes a long way to undoing the damage.
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:42 PM   #33028
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Tuq,

You don't dump in public cause you're afraid, or cause the seats etc are gross?
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:45 PM   #33029
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diddy,

You will probably enjoy her on the less terrible than it sounds "Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23" (you'll enjoy my girlfriend Dreama Walker and her bug eyes more, but back the **** off she's mine).
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:46 PM   #33030
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He's just trying to keep up the dainty no pooping image of Rod Farva doppelgangers everywhere
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:46 PM   #33031
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Movie review guy I trust Laremy Legel gave Campaign a B-, and he's pretty forgiving for comedy imo.

http://www.film.com/movies/review-the-campaign-2012
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:47 PM   #33032
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nutsh0t,

It's mostly because I don't like making crapping sounds within earshot of anyone else, nor engaging in that "sit still and silent while the unwelcome visitor finishes pissing" standoff that many people resort to. And I certainly wouldn't go into a crapper right next to an already occupied crapper. I see people do that in non-urgent situations and it horrifies me.

Obviously I would have benefited from a stint in the armed forces, where guys apparently crap and jack off in plain sight of each other all the time.
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:48 PM   #33033
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at the same time?
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:50 PM   #33034
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You're thinking of the Japanese Defense Force, common mistake
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:50 PM   #33035
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It's mostly because I don't like making crapping sounds within earshot of anyone else, nor engaging in that "sit still and silent while the unwelcome visitor finishes pissing" standoff that many people resort to. And I certainly wouldn't go into a crapper right next to an already occupied crapper. I see people do that in non-urgent situations and it horrifies me.
Just had one of these situations. Used a kind of remote bathroom on the 2nd floor of the law bldg at like 6:15 and had two separate sit still and silent standoffs. Who the **** are these people, and why the **** are they at work at six on a Wednesday during the summer. Also who doesn't walk into a one pisser/one stall bathroom, see someone taking a dump, and just leave and go find the next bathroom because I can't imagine it was a particularly pleasant environment for them.

in other poop related news, i have been considering a "mymorningpoop" blogspot acct where I just post pics of my morning poop. not like a scat sex thing, but more of a "hey, look what i did" thing. not really sure if it would take off, if it is something i actually want to do, and i think people actually going to it would kind of horrify me, but i'm considering it none the less.

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Old 08-08-2012, 07:52 PM   #33036
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nutsh0t,

It's mostly because I don't like making crapping sounds within earshot of anyone else, nor engaging in that "sit still and silent while the unwelcome visitor finishes pissing" standoff that many people resort to. And I certainly wouldn't go into a crapper right next to an already occupied crapper. I see people do that in non-urgent situations and it horrifies me.

Obviously I would have benefited from a stint in the armed forces, where guys apparently crap and jack off in plain sight of each other all the time.
+1

Seems pretty common too. I usually drop a deuce at work in the handicap stall (more legroom ldo) and whenever I am in there I hear people come in and immediately turn around. Obv they have the same plan (I do the same).
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:54 PM   #33037
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being around people while ****ting is annoying. so why the **** do girls always go the bathroom in groups?
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:55 PM   #33038
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being around people while ****ting is annoying. so why the **** do girls always go the bathroom in groups?
pretty sure they are all just eating each others muffs and making out, then makeup application, no actual pooping is going on.
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:55 PM   #33039
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Also who doesn't walk into a one pisser/one stall bathroom, see someone taking a dump, and just leave and go find the next bathroom because I can't imagine it was a particularly pleasant environment for them.
This should probably just be made law.
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Old 08-08-2012, 07:55 PM   #33040
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Because girls don't poop.
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Old 08-08-2012, 08:03 PM   #33041
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Not unisex, just way too close to her desk and it's a small bathroom with only one toilet and a thin door. She's probably heard some bombs go off in her time, but thankfully I made it until she left.
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Old 08-08-2012, 08:13 PM   #33042
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skylar's playing sherlock holmes monologue at the end of season 2 is the worst thing i have ever seen on tv.
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Old 08-08-2012, 08:18 PM   #33043
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Bunch of babies around here, just drop a deuce and roll out like you don't give a ****.
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Old 08-08-2012, 08:18 PM   #33044
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public bathroom toilet paper is the worst

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Old 08-08-2012, 08:21 PM   #33045
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everybody poops

dont be such babies
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Old 08-08-2012, 08:29 PM   #33046
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Forum Discussion

a few months ago at my office the bathrooms were renovated and closed for a while

when they reopened, the room that used to be the mens room was the ladies room and vice versa

i didn't find this out until i dropped a huge bomb, stepped out of the stall and saw a woman walk in the door.

mistakes were made.
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Old 08-08-2012, 08:30 PM   #33047
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Old 08-08-2012, 08:31 PM   #33048
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in hindsight, the lack of urinals in there probably should have tipped me off
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Old 08-08-2012, 08:33 PM   #33049
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I hope you just looked her square in the eye and told her she might want to wait a minute, like a boss
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Old 08-08-2012, 08:35 PM   #33050
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I always find it weird when I notice in a 2 (or more) stall bathroom that someone voluntarily chooses the stall nearest the urinals or sinks. I much prefer the corner stall.
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