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07-08-2012 , 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by thedeezy
surprised nig guy hasn't popped in to say the ****** family yet
yeah, the ****** family skit was awesome and underrated.
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07-08-2012 , 11:59 PM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/755750/

THEY ATE ME. A ****ING SHARK ATE ME!
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07-09-2012 , 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by schu_22
Correction. I had sex with Katie.
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07-09-2012 , 12:01 AM
HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES!?!
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07-09-2012 , 12:03 AM
Other hilarious stuff I can think of:
R. Kelly Pee on you song
Blacks get Reparations
The "New Tupac" song
A Moment in the life of Lil Jon
Samuel Jackson Beer
The Wrap It Up box
Diddy's Making the Band

The episode where they did the outtakes or whatever was awesome too. The "Time Haters" skit is just so incredibly outrageous.
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07-09-2012 , 12:04 AM
If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all ****ing day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.
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07-09-2012 , 12:06 AM
the cribs with the dinosaur egg was great too.

breast milk of a Cambodian too

bout to marathon it tomorrow
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07-09-2012 , 12:16 AM
Chappelle going crazy was the nut low
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07-09-2012 , 12:25 AM
god so many good skits

that time travelling thing was great with charlie murphy doing his shakes as soon as they say action lololol
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07-09-2012 , 12:36 AM
chappelle keeps it way more real than david simon
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07-09-2012 , 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by schu_22
The "New Tupac" song
"How'm I doin' this!" is still a catch-phrase among my friends and I.
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07-09-2012 , 12:56 AM
karak is right for once. black bush #1. "I like you I like you too dog let's get married... that ****'s gross!"

I'm also a big fan of when keepin' it real goes wrong.. I don't like people playin' on my phone. I still tell people they're a clap-havin' jezebel occasionally.
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07-09-2012 , 01:27 AM
"It'll getchya drunk! You'll be ****ing fat chicks in no time! You might even fight a ****** or 2!"
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07-09-2012 , 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by TimmayB
Excluding the Mad Real World from any Chapelle top 5 is criminal.
"Hey white boy, what's the square root of this apartment?!"

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Originally Posted by El Rata
Trading Spouses was also a great one.

"Who the **** is Renée Zellwedger?"
His pronunciation makes it even funnier.
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07-09-2012 , 02:30 AM
wayne brady skit is amazing

but real world is best....or maybe not? hard to say there are about 7 legitimate candidates
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07-09-2012 , 02:39 AM
karak's wire season 4 liveblog moment

Spoiler:
i really dont like snoop. im guessing she gets killed at some point for being so obnoxious. and marlo is good at what he does, but pride comes before the fall, etc. killing the security guard (if he does, havent gotten there yet) will pretty obv be the straw that breaks the camel's back as far as his ability to conceal murders.

i like dennis ("cutty"). he passed bubbles as my fav "good" char on the show outside of the main cop chars, altho "bubble's depot" made me lol. i hope nothing bad happens to dennis. he seems like one of the very few chars left in the show with entirely good intentions and no ulterior motives. this, of course, would make killing him off a good tug at the viewer heartstrings for the writers, which is why im scared for him. im just assuming a heel turn by cutty is not possible at this point.

interesting how mcnulty has really taken a backseat to everyone else on the show for the first ~5 episodes of season 4. the entire cast is good enough to carry it without a main protagonist tho, obv.

edit - literally within 30 seconds of unpausing the show after writing this post, it shows snoop and his partner concealing the security guard's body... and then throwing the badge in the grass where it can be found out front LDO.

Last edited by Karak; 07-09-2012 at 02:55 AM.
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07-09-2012 , 02:53 AM
snoop is a woman. she is also responsible for perhaps the greatest opening scene in television history.

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07-09-2012 , 02:55 AM
yayaya wrong pronoun and that scene is pretty funny

she's the one who actually got arrested IRL last year, right? im afraid to google for the obv reasons
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07-09-2012 , 02:59 AM
Felicia "Snoop" Pearson is actually played by Felicia "Snoop" Pearson, whose real life mirrors her character a little too closely for comfort (served 6 years for murder, just got caught moving herion last year, etc.). Could listen to her talk all day though, something about that voice.

I hated Snoop when she and Chris first came around, but I sort of warmed to them as the series went on. Plus, yeah, that scene is great "Nah, you earned that bump like a muh****a man".
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07-09-2012 , 03:32 AM
halal food: best drnuk- food?
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07-09-2012 , 03:52 AM
halal has some legit ****...shwarma ftw
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07-09-2012 , 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by thedeezy
fo shizzle
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07-09-2012 , 06:58 AM
i LOVE paul mooney's "ask a black dude"
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07-09-2012 , 07:20 AM
Snoop was also on an episode of No Resarvations with Anthony Bourdain. (food show on Discovery)

Believe the ep was titled "Rust Belt." They went to Detroit, Buffalo and Baltimore. Lt. Dennis Mello was also in the Ep. His real name is Jay Landsman (ya, the fat sargeant got his name on the show from him) But he's the one from the Western District who worked under Colvin, and then took over as Major when Colvin got outed.

Landsman was a detective in Baltimore for like 20 years so they used him on the Ep, and Snoop was obviously a real life baltimore thug. Murder, dope, trafficking etc etc

eta: wasn't rick ross payin snoop to hang out, and star in his videos?
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07-09-2012 , 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Richard Tanner
"How'm I doin' this!" is still a catch-phrase among my friends and I.
"I'm not aliiive"
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