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Old 07-08-2012, 11:56 PM   #30276
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surprised nig guy hasn't popped in to say the ****** family yet
yeah, the ****** family skit was awesome and underrated.
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Old 07-08-2012, 11:59 PM   #30277
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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/755750/

THEY ATE ME. A ****ING SHARK ATE ME!
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:01 AM   #30278
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Correction. I had sex with Katie.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:01 AM   #30279
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HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES!?!
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:03 AM   #30280
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Other hilarious stuff I can think of:
R. Kelly Pee on you song
Blacks get Reparations
The "New Tupac" song
A Moment in the life of Lil Jon
Samuel Jackson Beer
The Wrap It Up box
Diddy's Making the Band

The episode where they did the outtakes or whatever was awesome too. The "Time Haters" skit is just so incredibly outrageous.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:04 AM   #30281
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If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all ****ing day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:06 AM   #30282
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the cribs with the dinosaur egg was great too.

breast milk of a Cambodian too

bout to marathon it tomorrow
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:16 AM   #30283
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Chappelle going crazy was the nut low
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:25 AM   #30284
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god so many good skits

that time travelling thing was great with charlie murphy doing his shakes as soon as they say action lololol
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:36 AM   #30285
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chappelle keeps it way more real than david simon
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:46 AM   #30286
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The "New Tupac" song
"How'm I doin' this!" is still a catch-phrase among my friends and I.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:56 AM   #30287
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karak is right for once. black bush #1. "I like you I like you too dog let's get married... that ****'s gross!"

I'm also a big fan of when keepin' it real goes wrong.. I don't like people playin' on my phone. I still tell people they're a clap-havin' jezebel occasionally.
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:27 AM   #30288
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"It'll getchya drunk! You'll be ****ing fat chicks in no time! You might even fight a ****** or 2!"
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Old 07-09-2012, 01:28 AM   #30289
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Excluding the Mad Real World from any Chapelle top 5 is criminal.
"Hey white boy, what's the square root of this apartment?!"

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Trading Spouses was also a great one.

"Who the **** is Renée Zellwedger?"
His pronunciation makes it even funnier.
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:30 AM   #30290
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wayne brady skit is amazing

but real world is best....or maybe not? hard to say there are about 7 legitimate candidates
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:39 AM   #30291
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karak's wire season 4 liveblog moment

Spoiler:

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Old 07-09-2012, 02:53 AM   #30292
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snoop is a woman. she is also responsible for perhaps the greatest opening scene in television history.

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Old 07-09-2012, 02:55 AM   #30293
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yayaya wrong pronoun and that scene is pretty funny

she's the one who actually got arrested IRL last year, right? im afraid to google for the obv reasons
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:59 AM   #30294
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Felicia "Snoop" Pearson is actually played by Felicia "Snoop" Pearson, whose real life mirrors her character a little too closely for comfort (served 6 years for murder, just got caught moving herion last year, etc.). Could listen to her talk all day though, something about that voice.

I hated Snoop when she and Chris first came around, but I sort of warmed to them as the series went on. Plus, yeah, that scene is great "Nah, you earned that bump like a muh****a man".
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Old 07-09-2012, 03:32 AM   #30295
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halal food: best drnuk- food?
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Old 07-09-2012, 03:52 AM   #30296
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halal has some legit ****...shwarma ftw
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:54 AM   #30297
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Old 07-09-2012, 06:58 AM   #30298
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i LOVE paul mooney's "ask a black dude"
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Old 07-09-2012, 07:20 AM   #30299
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Snoop was also on an episode of No Resarvations with Anthony Bourdain. (food show on Discovery)

Believe the ep was titled "Rust Belt." They went to Detroit, Buffalo and Baltimore. Lt. Dennis Mello was also in the Ep. His real name is Jay Landsman (ya, the fat sargeant got his name on the show from him) But he's the one from the Western District who worked under Colvin, and then took over as Major when Colvin got outed.

Landsman was a detective in Baltimore for like 20 years so they used him on the Ep, and Snoop was obviously a real life baltimore thug. Murder, dope, trafficking etc etc

eta: wasn't rick ross payin snoop to hang out, and star in his videos?
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Old 07-09-2012, 07:55 AM   #30300
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"How'm I doin' this!" is still a catch-phrase among my friends and I.
"I'm not aliiive"
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