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Old 07-03-2012, 06:51 PM   #29951
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It's only 3 hours to the JoePa statue

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Old 07-03-2012, 06:52 PM   #29952
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You can be like the Auburn tree poisoner guy, except a national hero and completely ****ing awesome.
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Old 07-03-2012, 06:53 PM   #29953
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Make sure you stick it up his ass crack though in a symbolic gesture.
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Old 07-03-2012, 07:00 PM   #29954
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Forum Discussion

when i was younger we'd tip those metal barrels upside down at the park, throw a half stick under it, and watch it jump 8ft in the air. it's also 2x as loud as just tossing the stick on the ground.
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Old 07-03-2012, 08:45 PM   #29955
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yeah, and i also have the 'anarchist cookbook' so technically i could make it myself, but the odds of me exploding my house and myself are approximately 95%.
i think we need a "wiper's homemade dynamite" trip report
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Old 07-03-2012, 08:52 PM   #29956
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Hope he has a good text to speech program rigged up, only way we're gonna get it
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Old 07-03-2012, 09:19 PM   #29957
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It's only 3 hours to the JoePa statue

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omg that would be awesome

i assume the greens would have his back here
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Old 07-03-2012, 09:30 PM   #29958
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bdidd would display levels of ultimate buttfrustration
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Old 07-03-2012, 09:35 PM   #29959
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bdidd would display levels of ultimate buttfrustration
Mega elite hyper platinum ultimate IMO.


I'd lol. Id write a letter opposing wipers irl temp ban too.
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Old 07-03-2012, 09:44 PM   #29960
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Yeah I'm sure letters from unemployed law grads hold a lot of sway
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Old 07-03-2012, 09:46 PM   #29961
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[ ] unemployed

well i guess technically until after i take the bar

im central PA guy. they gotta listen to me.
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Old 07-03-2012, 09:58 PM   #29962
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You aren't going to pass the bar. Unemployed.
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:03 PM   #29963
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so is wiper dead yet
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:12 PM   #29964
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....just crossed over into PA, headed to Happy Valley.

will update.
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:17 PM   #29965
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You aren't going to pass the bar. Unemployed.
honestly would prob be irrelevant. would just be annoying to have to retake it in february.
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:18 PM   #29966
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please let wiper be serious
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:20 PM   #29967
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Everyone remember, snitches get stitches.
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:26 PM   #29968
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please let wiper be serious
ha.

i did put in for one, $25 full stick. will light tomorrow somewhere. will most likely video tape it, if not def pics of the damage.

haven't yet bought fireworks either, if i don't get the motivation to go tonight (24hours tonight yeaaah) i'll probably stop across the street at the mall and get a psu shirt or something to drape over it before it blows. (nosandusky)
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:27 PM   #29969
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bury it in a hated neighbors yard
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:27 PM   #29970
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or find the rabbit hole
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:34 PM   #29971
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bury it in a hated neighbors yard
did that once. before we bought our house we lived in a condo. the house across the parking lot had a biiitch. i lit a ****ing cone (the type that shoots sparks, that's it) ON THE FOURTH and she came over just bitching. smoke this, neighbors that. i handled it pretty well, i did say, 'well like, it's the fourth of july and that's the only thing i lit!'...whatever.

the next year we were leaving for vacation the following day so i didn't buy much, just one quarter stick.

set it right about 5 feet into their yard off the sidewalk.

BOOOOM.

i was already inside by the time it went off, but we eventually went back out to see the damage and it had blown the grass out probably 6" in every direction down to the dirt.

that'll learn 'em.

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my goodness. what a ****ing fanTASTIC idea.

problem is, again, i'm not lighting the full stick in my yard. buddy laughed at me a bit ago when i said it could put a window out, but i'm sticking to that. the quarters/halves can shut out outdoor lights and you can physically feel the shockwave in your chest. the full sticks? yeesh. that ****'ll be done at his house in the hood where no one gives a ****. haha
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:39 PM   #29972
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just throw a quarter in one then

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Old 07-03-2012, 10:41 PM   #29973
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Friends and I did this like 4 years ago (nsfw language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxtlfZzOL5g

Basically filled up a 2-liter bottle with artillery shell insides and gunpowder, sealed it up with glue and duct tape, stuck a 6 foot fuse on it, kaboom. Typical 4th of july shennanigans The first one was the most hilarious because we lit it in the middle of an intersection and a car drove up right before it blew up.

(Also the 3rd one didn't go off right away. "Who wants to go poke it with a stick" lolol)
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:45 PM   #29974
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^^

i gotta do THAT.
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:46 PM   #29975
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just throw a quarter in one then

i can't find any quarters.
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