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Old 07-03-2012, 02:53 PM   #29926
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Forum Discussion

wiper,

i say light that bad boy in the middle of the lettuce garden. those ****ing scum rabbits ain't going to want to eat charred lettuce
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Old 07-03-2012, 02:58 PM   #29927
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see, i know that's halfway a joke, but the issue is all the houses around us.

when i was younger, one 4th i had like 20 quarter sticks. and these are the real, handmade ones. they're not loud they're LOUD. if you set it on the grass you have yourself a small, burnt-out hole.

in my older age, i'm a little paranoid to even light those around my house. we did a few outside a bar where the owner was fine with it last year (also nearby a river so we could just kinda toss them down there).

but a full stick?

maaan. the younger me is mocking the older me right now, but i don't think i can do it.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:14 PM   #29928
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Wiper,

Don't do it.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:15 PM   #29929
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Wiper, I thought you were cool.

But if you're not gonna do it, I guess I was wrong.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:15 PM   #29930
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Re: SE FAQ, Liveblog and Forum Discussion

you're buying dynamite illegally, correct?

it seems like a bad idea to just sell dynamite like at the home depot or something
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:27 PM   #29931
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yeah, we'd have to go to the south side of youngstown. haha, def not home depot.

still kicking it over, i just can't figure a place to light it. you'd literally think a house exploded. the entire city would/will hear it.

like, i think if i lit it tomorrow night around 10pm when everyone is lighting stuff it could work, but it'd probably shut off the street lights or worse, crack a window.

and i don't really know any country-type places to go..

wish he just had some quarter-sticks..
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:28 PM   #29932
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Wiper,

Don't do it.
just a little orange 4L to grease the wheels??
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:28 PM   #29933
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assuming this is youngstown, ohio... is anyone really going to notice a few more popping noises? pow pow pow
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:33 PM   #29934
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assuming this is youngstown, ohio... is anyone really going to notice a few more popping noises? pow pow pow
you're not understanding...

this is a quarter stick:



it's LOUD. thump in your chest loud. booooom

this is a half stick:



this is not something to just light in your backyard. you will have neighbors outside wondering wtf just exploded.

i've lit half sticks at a park. the softball lights blinked and how high are they? at least 100 feet right?

like i said, i don't think i have it in me anymore to get a full stick. well, maybe to own one would be cool, could throw it in the firesafe just to have, but i don't know where i'd ever be able to light it and they go bad after a while..
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:33 PM   #29935
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im insinuating that people are shooting other people in youngstown
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:35 PM   #29936
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oh they def are. but those are pop pop, this is BOOOOOOOOOM.

my wife teaches on the south side. i caught your reference, trust me.

edit: and i've def always said if you ever wanted to shoot someone, the 4th of july would be the night to do it.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:35 PM   #29937
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just a little orange 4L to grease the wheels??
Watermelon brah.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:38 PM   #29938
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That shouldn't be too hard to find in Youngstown.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:39 PM   #29939
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That shouldn't be too hard to find in Youngstown.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:43 PM   #29940
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my friend claims he trolled her relentlessly during our graduation commencement speech (he was sitting near her... she wasnt giving the speech) which was all about how we're horrible racists

ive never personally interacted with her

i have some liberal friends who know her and all like her. im pretty sure she'd hate me after like 40 seconds of conversation.
Who was the speaker? This sounds familiar.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:47 PM   #29941
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ianade but if this is actual nitroglycerin based dynamite can't you just cut it into four pieces? i suppose you'd need more blasting caps but if you can get dynamite you can probably get blasting caps.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:55 PM   #29942
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Ah the old "ianade" disclaimer.

When I was young my father once bluffed his way into a hotel upgrade and comp when he blew up an M80 on a toilet seat, which caused the toilet to break into multiple pieces. In trying to put it back together he cut himself and was bleeding all over the bathroom. Being the con man that he is he decided to play victim, calling the front desk and saying that on his way out of the shower he slipped, tried to grab the toilet for support, and it shattered and cut his hand. They gave him some sort of suite upstairs for free if he promised not to take any legal action.
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Old 07-03-2012, 03:57 PM   #29943
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ianade but if this is actual nitroglycerin based dynamite can't you just cut it into four pieces? i suppose you'd need more blasting caps but if you can get dynamite you can probably get blasting caps.
yeah, and i also have the 'anarchist cookbook' so technically i could make it myself, but the odds of me exploding my house and myself are approximately 95%.
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Old 07-03-2012, 05:05 PM   #29944
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and i don't really know any country-type places to go..
It's Ohio, half the state consists of countryside and vacant lots. Also, video or it didn't happen.

Also, also: the fact that you have a "dynamite guy" is fantastic.
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Old 07-03-2012, 05:22 PM   #29945
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i live in a city, i'm sure i could find somewhere to light it, but like i said, seems like a lot of work + bad potential just to hear a loud boom.

yeah, my 'dynamite guy' is awesome. looks just like kimbo slice (i mean like, JUST like him), his wife split a lottery 12 ways with work people (they got like 2.8ish after taxes/split) and he still lives in the same house in the GD ghetto with the same hole in the kitchen ceiling that he's been trying to fix since last fall.

just called him and told him i'd swing by in a bit, but i prob wasn't going the full ****** route.
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Old 07-03-2012, 05:23 PM   #29946
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also, he said that if i DID get the full stick, i could light it on his street tomorrow night when they're lighting all their stuff.

so there's a chance still.
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Old 07-03-2012, 05:29 PM   #29947
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That would be worth it and it sounds like he could even afford to repave the street after a giant hole gets blown in it.
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Old 07-03-2012, 06:20 PM   #29948
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so...gogogo?

i'm prob gonna head out that way later, gonna take a nap first i think. then just pester the **** out of him til he lets me light one on his driveway. haha
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Old 07-03-2012, 06:24 PM   #29949
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1) Buy full stick of dynamite
2) Buy remote control plane
3) Buy gorilla glue
4) Glue dynamite on plane
5) ???
6) PROFIT
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Old 07-03-2012, 06:27 PM   #29950
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launch the dynamite from orbit
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