So she has GOAT level patience?

mega ultra hyper elite goat

goddamnit **** that commencement speaker

lol i seriously dont know if i could have written a worse commencement speech if i tried

fig guy could have


just barely tho

ok so your friend is a giant ******* but that doesn't tell anyone what sandra fluke is like

this sure to exciting tycoon draft has inspired me to come up with some other great draft ideas.

vegetable draft: judged by taste, nutritional value, and popularity.

poker hand draft: aa seems like the obv 1st pick, but what if we use super deep stacks??!!

ugliest athletic shoe draft: so many choices.

political speech writer draft: this one may not be feasible without strict moderating.

hottest nun draft: no fictional characters.

potato draft ldo

i included the vegetable draft just for you.

SE posts draft. We draft individual posts, only 1 OP allowed per drafter

Do crossedoutspanishteam.jpg and worriedmarcgasol.gif count as one post?

wat something is either one post or it isnt

Then count me out of that draft

that sounds kind of boring imo. how about an nfl gameday thread posts with only 1 word draft? or maybe a stst posts by people with no posts in se proper draft.

Have sat in nightclub booths immediately next to each of them. Paris once, KK once, then Paris and Nikki another time. Have also been in the same nightclub booth with Holly Madison.

The time with the Hilton girls together, they were smoking, which was gross and a huge turnoff.

Tough one because Liv was very smart and engaging, though part of me felt like she was trying to be conscious not to mess with whatever brand/image she was trying to create. But very smart plus attractive is always a great combo.

Never talked to the others (Holly was sitting with a couple of gay friends of hers and never had a reason/desire to like say hi, though she seemed nice enough - almost girl next door-ish, which is surprising).

Really hard to rank. All are very attractive.

When you say Khloe is "very attractive" I assume you mean with an apple in her mouth rotating on a spit.

reading comprehension, how does it work?

Never let the truth get in the way of a fat Khloe joke

dammit tuq. made me read a clark brag post twice.

Whoops! Cla.rk hangs out with so many hot broads I lost track of the ones he was referring to.

so my one dude is out of quarter-sticks, but i guess he's willing to sell me 1 or 2 $25 full sticks of dynamite.

my only issue is where in the sam hell am i gonna find to light the thing? i've put outdoor lights out with just quarters, is this thing likely to put windows out?

#famouslastposts