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Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police

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One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami's MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when an officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage. There, according to the Herald, the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had "virtually no face" and was unrecognizable.

"[Officers] attempted to separate them, there was some sort of confrontation," Miami Police spokesman Willie Moreno told Local10.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital.

Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.
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wait, you're telling me a joke completely went over ikestoys' head?

no ****ing way

It just doesn't make sense. Tigers make the bubble, but fail to win. Joke was legit 3 years ago, Boston and Atlanta are much better examples of massive fails before the bubble.

Patient zero is here, good thing the police officer remembered to double tap. Hopefully they finished the guy who got bit before he turned.

I'm stocking up. Will liveblog my struggles dealing with the zombie apocalypse here.

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Bill's gamblin' hall is OUT OF RUMPLE MINSE

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you're the only one.

in the nutshot poker room you have to leave once a orbit cause u suck

Texting in the middle of the night: no big deal just like email, or a no-no like phone calls?

no-no, unless it's an emergency or Deborah Ann Woll is asking if she can come over and have sex with me

bro, the joke was about the need for a new computer on the bubble.

I guess, but iirc no ones computer broke that day. Greear just couldn't take watching game 163.

Have a Michael Phelps room where you split the pot with other poker players.

Have an NCAA Poker Room where you can cheat all you want, and the punishments are handed out to the guy that sits in your seat tomorrow.

Or all the players are fat drunks that nonetheless make absurd amounts of money

in a los angeles poker room everyone will show up 2 orbits after their seat is called, won't know how to play, and will chant m-v-p blindly for the chip leader

It's gotta be the only one. What other cities have actually had championships in all the major sports, and when did they accomplish it?

I believe that's called a reverse Cleveland

just looked it up; Chicago and New York have done it, and L.A. counts if you give them Anaheim. That's it, ever.

Boston is the only one to have all four teams do it in such a short period of time. It's weirder to me to think that the Boston team that's gone longest without a title now is the Patriots.

seriously tho has any franchise ever run better than the ****ing giants

2 super bowls with slightly above average teams is pretty ridiculous

Cardinals are the only ones I can think of who are close.

dont forget another one where they won with their backup qb!

cant forget how good they ran in 2008 when they were 10-1 and their best player shot himself!

cant forget how good they ran in 2010 when they had matt dodge!