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weak. should talk about how you picked all your lucky numbers and are sure to win. be sure to be as loud as possible and go to a part of town where there is a lot of white collar business and people are more likely to understand the math.

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Originally Posted by Dudd

I like buying one lottery ticket with quarters from the change jar, let the clerk think really highly of you

great idea.

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03-30-2012 , 02:11 PM

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dkgojackets

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i did my research and will not pick numbers that have already won

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03-30-2012 , 02:11 PM

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Steroid Boy

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i just bought 1 ticket and the clerk looked at me like i was crazy

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03-30-2012 , 02:11 PM

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gonna use dimes and nickles, gotta save quarters for the laundry machine

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03-30-2012 , 02:11 PM

#26281

CalledDownLight

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cnbc about to have a 7 time lotto winner on to unveil his secret to picking the winning ticket. I really hope he says "play the ones that are 50,000-1 million to 1 and buy a ****ton of tickets every week."

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03-30-2012 , 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Steroid Boy

i just bought 1 ticket and the clerk looked at me like i was crazy

well at least we infer that you look straight, so you got that going for you

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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

i hope he says "pick the numbers that come up the most".

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03-30-2012 , 02:15 PM

#26283

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i'm rooting for some billionaire CEO or someone with fannie/freddie to win it. or obama. tilt everyone

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03-30-2012 , 02:16 PM

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obama rofl

eta: actually santorum winning it and donating most of it to some anti-abortion organization would be great too

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03-30-2012 , 02:16 PM

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Nothing tilts me more than the lottery, not only does the lol govt encourage idiots to stupidly gamble, they keep a straight face when demonizing poker

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03-30-2012 , 02:17 PM

#26286

Steroid Boy

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obama winning would be amazing

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03-30-2012 , 02:18 PM

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72off

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Dick Cheney needs to win, ldo

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03-30-2012 , 02:18 PM

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all these lottery idiots on TV make me laugh then i realize we have the same person in riverman when he talks about sports betting

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03-30-2012 , 02:18 PM

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Riverman

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Fox news would break

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03-30-2012 , 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ItsRainingMen

i'm rooting for some billionaire CEO or someone with fannie/freddie to win it. or obama. tilt everyone

myself>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>family>>>>>>> >>>>friends>>>>>>>>>>>someone I tangentially know like you guys>>>>>no one>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>billionaire>>>mega celebrity

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03-30-2012 , 02:22 PM

#26291

ItsRainingMen

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i firmly believe if obama bought a single $1 ticket and won, this nation would descend into anarchy

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03-30-2012 , 02:22 PM

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chris singleton getting the haters mad: http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/w...tickets-033012

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03-30-2012 , 02:30 PM

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A group of poker players bought 25k. Here's a pic from Josh Arieh's twitter:

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03-30-2012 , 02:33 PM

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tabbaker

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Can't even buy one in this POS state jfc

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03-30-2012 , 02:37 PM

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lol bible belt

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03-30-2012 , 02:51 PM

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Can only imagine what everything liquor store in Detroit looks like right now.

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03-30-2012 , 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by toddw8

A group of poker players bought 25k. Here's a pic from Josh Arieh's twitter:

look like quick picks
such noobs
give up a lot of EV doing that

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03-30-2012 , 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by thedeezy

Can only imagine what everything liquor store in Detroit looks like right now.

there are still people in Detroit?

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03-30-2012 , 02:56 PM

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Victor

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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

chris singleton getting the haters mad: http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/w...tickets-033012

lolol the quotes in that are grate

"Well if I get more than 10000 back then it was a smart investment," Singleton countered. "Whatever happens I'm dedicated to making more money."