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so a month ago i was golfing with my dad when he slipped and fell on a wet fairway hill at the course.

He's 63 y/o 6'2 330 pounds, and caught his fall with his arm. It's been a month and he still can't lift that arm above shoulder level. Big, dependable guy and he's well off, but he's also the kind of guy to suffer alone (male side of family is like that). Any play here?

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08-09-2013 , 03:05 AM

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Omar Comin

fantasy failure

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Doctor.

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08-09-2013 , 03:09 AM

#78603

NFL Swami Mod

veteran

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Like pulling teeth with the guy, i'll try and find out if he's gone or not tomorrow

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08-09-2013 , 03:47 AM

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BobboFitos

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x-rays

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08-09-2013 , 07:16 AM

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ut2010

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medicine

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08-09-2013 , 08:09 AM

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Chilltown

SuperMegaElitePoster

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Weed and blow jobs.

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08-09-2013 , 09:48 AM

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dkgojackets

DKGOAT

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prayer heals all

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08-09-2013 , 10:43 AM

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Shark Sandwich

1-2-teddied

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http://questionableadvice.tumblr.com/post/57004083784

good advice imo

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08-09-2013 , 11:12 AM

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GusJohnsonGOAT

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Originally Posted by Shark Sandwich

http://questionableadvice.tumblr.com/post/57004083784

good advice imo

Would've been a fun game to play to figure out when that was written, but I see the tumblr gives it away. I was gonna say late 1800s.

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08-09-2013 , 01:23 PM

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Omar Comin

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08-09-2013 , 02:19 PM

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sportsjefe

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Drake being Chris Webber makes so much sense it's scary.

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08-09-2013 , 03:32 PM

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NFL Swami Mod

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Asked him today and he claims he went to a doctor and it's a torn deltoid, and he just needs to stretch it every day apparently.

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08-09-2013 , 03:36 PM

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wiper

still catching up

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maybe a random wifer pic will liven the thread up...

Spoiler:

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08-09-2013 , 04:19 PM

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Holy hell

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08-09-2013 , 04:23 PM

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Anarchist

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looks like one of wipers students, im calling the cops

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08-09-2013 , 04:49 PM

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Omar Comin

fantasy failure

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MARTIN HAD A DREAMM

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08-09-2013 , 04:58 PM

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wiper

still catching up

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she took a whole bunch the other night, then let me take a couple that i'm keeping for myself.

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08-09-2013 , 05:08 PM

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ikestoys

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Originally Posted by NFL Swami Mod

Doctor duh. Could be all sorts of things, but they'll most likely be able to help.

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08-09-2013 , 05:19 PM

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NFL Swami Mod

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yah apparently it's a torn deltoid and he needs to stretch it daily

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08-09-2013 , 05:26 PM

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BobboFitos

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Holy hell

Wifer is hot.

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08-09-2013 , 05:55 PM

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Karak

ELIte

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at least FAQers just take pictures of their shoes en route to vegas

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...ght-sex-456912

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08-09-2013 , 07:13 PM

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schu_22

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she took a whole bunch the other night, then let me take a couple that i'm keeping for myself.

please do some really drunk posting soon

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08-09-2013 , 07:42 PM

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ForumWithdrawal

Sporting Events FAQ, Liveblog, and BANGERS

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Wow wow wow, I haven't watched Maury in years. A woman started twerking spread eagle on the floor when the results came back, she might have got pregnant at that moment and might be back.

But the most fascinating thing, they have an ESPNesque crawler with live comments.

"It salena nd there dumb nd I love my boo"

"Those women are ugly and big that is why the guys don't want to be with them"

"Maury that fool got anger problems Heather needs to run like Forest Gump and leave that fool along"