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Long, boring, annoying day at work. Weekends always seem like a minor miracle when they actually arrive.

Any of you guys work jobs or enjoy weekends?

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02-22-2013 , 05:59 PM

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anatta

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sunday morning is every day for all i care but god loves the working man or so they say.

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02-22-2013 , 06:02 PM

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StoppedRainingMen

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Wat

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02-22-2013 , 06:18 PM

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Pwn_Master

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Someone should make a song about this phenomenon, they could call it Working for the Weekend.

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02-22-2013 , 06:19 PM

#52555

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Originally Posted by anatta

sunday morning is every day for all i care but god loves the working man or so they say.

I mean, it looks like English but I can't make sense of it.

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02-22-2013 , 06:33 PM

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ut2010

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anatta- sunday morning is every day for all i care
god- loves the working man

cool story indeed

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02-22-2013 , 06:34 PM

#52557

CalledDownLight

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craps obviously the GOAT game

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02-22-2013 , 06:47 PM

#52558

jmill

Freak you Bobo Fett

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Seems like as good a time as any to post a stripperweb screenshot (threads filtered by most replies!)

And a thread relevant to RT and dnh's interests

Every do a custie?

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02-22-2013 , 06:52 PM

#52559

A-Rod's Cousin

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Wait... dirty, filthy strippers think "custies" are dirty and filthy? What the H? I don't even... madness I say. What's the world come to when a dirty, dirty, whore calls a gentleman a dirty filthy scumbag? Preposterous.

Try to read with a Norm MacDonald voice.

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02-22-2013 , 07:03 PM

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ut2010

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Ever do a custie?
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever...but then again, it's probably because I've never met a guy that i would be interested in dating in a club. It's a horrible double-standard that I have, but I do pre-judge the guys that come in.

lol

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Nope and I never would. I think 90% of the men that go to strip clubs are pigs no matter what they look like anyway.

smh

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02-22-2013 , 07:06 PM

#52561

jmill

Freak you Bobo Fett

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I like Jenny personally

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Well. I'll be the skank. Yes. And if I happened to feel like it I would do it again.

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02-22-2013 , 07:26 PM

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dnh83

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this post made me lol

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It was the hottest **** of my life. He was an ex-Marine ex-NYC firefighter who was still fighting fires and starting up his own construction business. I met him in the club when he was there with some of his firefighter buddies. He spent no money (think he might have brought some drinks) and I got his phone number because he was so cute. I called him and drove about 25 minutes to go see him. His body was amazing and he was amazingly sweet and complimentary. I usually go for the skinny musician heroin-addicted types so branching out was good for me. He was a good boy. I followed up with one more visit but then I had to move away. No regrets.

The only negative was that he wanted to watch a freakin' fireman movie after the deed. Not Backdraft but another one.

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02-22-2013 , 07:29 PM

#52563

SirOsis

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Well at least it wasn't Backdraft

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02-22-2013 , 07:44 PM

#52564

Chilltown

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That stripper forum is awesome.

I went to their OT forum and its just pics of ****...Good ****. The photo bombing thread is hilarious.

Dem strippers are allright.

I kind of want to try to infiltrate them and plant my stripper version of Asseni Fisher on them.

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02-22-2013 , 07:46 PM

#52565

Chilltown

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Re: 4-Figure Nights? What's the Secret?
$1000 a shift just isn't feasible in some clubs because of clientele or dance/VIP structures. All you can do to maximize your earnings is up your hustle and the little tips you already outlined in your post. There's no shame in making $800, especially on a day shift, so don't bring yourself down by comparing your earnings against anonymous posters on a stripper forum.

Solid advice!

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02-22-2013 , 07:49 PM

#52566

Hold'em 07

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Make an amichele15 account and tell them you have sex with people from craigslist for money. Also mention that when you don't have a craigslist dick in your vagina, you keep your crack pipe in there.

A Dids account would also be great

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02-22-2013 , 07:51 PM

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Das Boot

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This SportsScience: Tony Hawk vs. Pele segment on SportsCenter is amazingly ESPN. Pele a 29.8% greater athlete, fwiw. Tune in to see future competitions such as:

Carl Lewis vs. Wayne Gretzky
Dale Earnhardt vs. Jim Brown
Michael Phelps vs. Anderson Silva

Because what fan hasn't wondered about these matchups of athletic titans? Now we just need to figure out which one is the most now.

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02-22-2013 , 08:00 PM

#52568

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Originally Posted by jmill

Seems like as good a time as any to post a stripperweb screenshot (threads filtered by most replies!)

And a thread relevant to RT and dnh's interests

Every do a custie?

Stripper web is always a good read.

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02-22-2013 , 08:01 PM

#52569

ut2010

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Originally Posted by Das Boot

This SportsScience: Dale Earnhardt vs. Jim Brown

****ing offseason

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02-22-2013 , 08:43 PM

#52570

CalledDownLight

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Originally Posted by Das Boot

the best part is its a bracket and the first matchup they had was MJ vs. Tiger. gjge on the seeding.

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02-22-2013 , 09:29 PM

#52571

ut2010

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Advancing Dale Earnhardt to the best athlete of all time final would be a great troll move.

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02-22-2013 , 09:43 PM

#52572

Dudd

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Strengths:
Mustaches
Left Turns

Weaknesses:
Concrete Walls

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02-22-2013 , 09:45 PM

#52573

Hold'em 07

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Originally Posted by Dudd

Strengths:
Mustaches
Left Turns

Weaknesses:
Concrete Walls
Right Turns

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02-22-2013 , 09:55 PM

#52574

schu_22

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Anderson Silva is a top 6 all time athlete? Hm

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02-22-2013 , 10:49 PM

#52575

D104

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Originally Posted by Dudd

Strengths:
Mustaches
Left Turns

Weaknesses:
Concrete Walls

holy **** im laughing so hard

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