craps is GOAT degen game and only a nit would disagree

in a vacuum, this definitely isn't a brag

karak is in the room man.

I hope you used protection!

You guys are nits. I could tell she only wanted me. This wasn't something she did often. We had a special bond god damn it

That's what you think at first. Then, 1-10 years later, you notice $20 missing from your wallet. That's when you know you've been had.

Finger banging is a brag?

Use your penis instead. I can confirm it is better.

And yeah craps is the best game with your friends or just a good group in general. If you can't enjoy craps a bit you need to loosen up for sure.

What if Riverman is in your group of friends?

my cousin's bachelor party was in vegas. he invited me, not sure why, don't really like him (or most of my extended family for that matter), don't often speak to him, but i went cuz who says no to vegas. couple of his friends spiked his drink with ecstasy and later that night he gets into a fight with a couple huge guys cuz in an elevator he's with this girl (who's one of the huge guy's gf) and decides to mimic a parrot and keep saying "pretty girl" over and over again in his best parrot voice. idk. anyway he lost

eventually we all go to the rhino and we lose sight of one of my other cousins. 3 hours later he has this huge grin on his face talking about how he just got out of the champagne room and we're all facepalming that he spent almost 1k in lap dances

we get home and apparently lap dance cousin's parents found out that lap dance cousin spent 1k at the rhino so his parents call my aunt (mom of the groom) to tell her they want him to give 1k to my cousin for leaving him alone at the rhino. he does

Oh buddy, sit down for a sec:

No you didn't, she's a stripper, they don't have souls ergo they cannot "bond" with anyone.

The bolded is the only part that matters. For strippers, fingering them is like shaking hands.

Oh man, so close, and yet, so very, very far.

They do this. Had a buddy who used to go to strip clubs all the time and would brag about getting their numbers. Magically, he'd never see them outside of the club, but he'd go back and spend more money and they'd love him. So odd how that works.

lol RT, i don't think he was planning on marrying her or anything

Don't be so quick to rule marriage out. They had a special bond.

This sounds like something Alan would do that ended up on the cutting room floor of The Hangover.

Tanner,

Every post you make should have "Level: X" at the end of it. X obviously equals whatever level you're on

RT sounds pretty jelly that dnh fingerkaraked a stripper and his fingers didn't acquire leprosy.

I would hate it if my nit friends just sat there and watched me degen without really playing themselves. Know they are just going to go around and tell everyone what a degen you are as Karak just demonstrated right meow. Need a judgment free environment.

It's possible what you're saying is entirely true RT, but even if it is, I feel I haven't truly been worked unless I do go back to the club and pay for her services again, which I did not.

Anyway, you weren't there man. It was special. The tears flowed and we cursed Timothy McVeigh while we performed mutual masturbation. Oh Donita, donde esta?

yeah that'd be great, certainly could have missed a level on that multiquote post. I ruled out level 2 and 2.5 but had to go with my gut that it was 1 and not 3, 4, or π.

Aunts #?

I'm just having a little fun. Congrats on getting the handy and getting out.

UPS guy just delivered my Dalai Lama book. Thanks, Clark!