and please don't overlook the 95 year old man in the lower right corner...
...all that ruckus done woke him up from his nap.

local grocer has growlers of their new smoked ipa. oskar the grouch or something. its pretty interesting taste. pretty good. never heard of or had a smoked ipa till now.

lmfao

Dikembe Mutombo Geico commercial really should have been a super bowl one.

wow, Geico actually made a good one of those guitar guys commercials.

A+, GEICO marketing department. Brings your GPA up to a 1.4 now.

The guitar guy punchline is terrible though, worst one yet. It's not a play on anything, just a description of what he does. It'd be like how happy is he? Happier than Eddie Money singing Two Tickets to Paradise!

Solid A-

It's Dikembe F***ing Mutombo bro

Eh? The Geico guitar guys commercials are fairly decent so far, which means they are about 20,000,000 X better than almost all other insurance ads, which universally suck. With the possible exception of Flo from Progressive who I want to spite ****, but they seem to have retired her.

Flo's still around, I saw her today

what's the soup du jour?

The guitar guys are annoying but the premise is kinda clever


Doesnt touch Mayhem though

The att uverse "back problems" commercial is pretty good because those kids have good delivery compared to other commercial actors.

I tried to get my wife to dress up as Flo for Halloween, that didn't go over as well as expected. :/

Wouldn't expect it to go over well at all...so it was even worse than that?

needle streaming zelda

http://www.twitch.tv/Needle77

Who is talking on that stream?

Edit: THanks, also, woohoo shout out and lol @ "Fahk" thread. Clearly "Fack"

"Where the ****'s this heart piece, can we talk about that?" LOLOLOL

Jesus Christ where is that damn heart piece?

Also, Needle's voice is an obvious cross between Andrew Luck and Ray Ramano

Anyone want to give me a cliffs on what happened in the OOT Looks Scale 1-10 thead?

BonifiedGreat was the OP, mashinonbks was some random who popped in to say that he staked BG and tried to discredit BG while still propping him up (for example, confirming that he was a model, but claiming that he went to Harvard instead of Stanford and did lots of coke with his female model friends). Turns out both people are the some person, some little penis looking fellow with a chinstrap named Clay Vail from Minnesota, and BG was all made up. Also, mash is apparently a scammer of some sort, and maybe he was trying to set up a scam under his BG alias or something, who knows. The important thing is that he's actually a short bald guy with a chinstrap

https://www.facebook.com/people/Clay-Vail/16926051
http://www.okcupid.com/profile/cvail001/photos

Some dude started a thread a while back about being a model at 17, no 18, no wait while he was in high school, actually when he was already out of high school.

He worked on all sorts of shows and banged all sorts of models. He later made a thread about the looks scale.

He claimed he was being persecuted for being beautiful .

Gizmo was willing to e-bang him if he sent her an actual pic. He found more stuff to brag about.

Some guy jumps into the thread and says the guy is a liar, he never banged 20 models he only banged 19. His parents weren't worth 100 million, they were only worth 98 million. He never went to Stanford he went to Harvard. He wasn't a good father he was a pretty good father.

An internet detective who also has a sense of humor and a hard on for a character on some old show, comes in and PM's the previous guy that brought out all these facts.

The OP comes in and calls out the internet detective for PM'ing him about wanting info.

Internet Dick Tracy drops a dramabomb that he didn't PM the OP he pm'd the other account.

All hell breaks loose and our Beautiful Model is revealed to be a poker scammer and weird dude, who is not quite so young.



Mr OOT 2012




Disclaimer!!!

That is the point in which I stopped reading. Not sure if there are more updates.

FOOT

i stopped reading anything from that guy after he said he was going to call cara delevigne, clearly fos at that point