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01-06-2013 , 11:58 PM
This thread's quality is inversely proportional to the amount of Yeota involved.
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01-06-2013 , 11:59 PM
When I used to ref and umpire the obnoxious coaches and parents were my favorite.
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01-07-2013 , 12:00 AM
tdome: only allow high % shats

3pters and dunks!
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01-07-2013 , 12:00 AM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
11-12 is little league world series age, lol you act like these are kids who are too young to understand the rules and too weak to get a ball to the hoop from the foul line
Of all people I am shocked I have to tell dkgo that all of the foreign little league world series kids are old enough to drive.
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01-07-2013 , 12:00 AM
once i rang a kid up on a borderline pitch because his dad was pissing me off
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01-07-2013 , 12:01 AM
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This thread's quality is inversely proportional to the amount of Yeota involved.
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Of course yeota is a lolref
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So don't ****ing read it yeota. Jesus Christ. Quit being a goddamn idiot.
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01-07-2013 , 12:01 AM
is yeota the annoying ump the reasonable coaches/parents talk about?
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01-07-2013 , 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
once i rang a kid up on a borderline pitch because his dad was pissing me off


There's a kid in my hometown that I called a perfect game 18 k's for in little league. Apparently this summer he was hammered and retold the story and the 18th k was a full count and the pitch was at least a foot outside.
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01-07-2013 , 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Larry Legend
When I used to ref and umpire the obnoxious coaches and parents were my favorite.
yes this until you have to deal with all of them



i had a trailer trash parent come up to me, finger waving and all and tell me if she ever saw the ref (who is a 15 yr old kid) again she would "whip his ass" because he was clearly cheating and setting a bad example for her kids in a game which she referred to as a "travesty". she said she expected an investigation into the matter and that she had already demanded a refund and that every one of his calls was bull****


her kid was playing in 5th grade.



here is the shocker
Spoiler:
her team lost the game
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01-07-2013 , 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by digables
is yeota the annoying ump the reasonable coaches/parents talk about?
nah


actually i have considered going to pro school for umpiring and doing the minor league grind but i dont really want to spend 3k to go to an umpire camp
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01-07-2013 , 12:07 AM
That sounds hilarious
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01-07-2013 , 12:09 AM
lol i guess

the ref called me after the game and said that she called him a mother ****er multiple times to his face. not really that funny for a 15 year old kid to be in a spot like that.
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01-07-2013 , 12:10 AM
yeota how old are you
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01-07-2013 , 12:10 AM
26 in a couple days
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01-07-2013 , 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by yeotaJMU
lol i guess

the ref called me after the game and said that she called him a mother ****er multiple times to his face. not really that funny for a 15 year old kid to be in a spot like that.
LOL Parents
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01-07-2013 , 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by yeotaJMU
nah


actually i have considered going to pro school for umpiring and doing the minor league grind but i dont really want to spend 3k to go to an umpire camp
My brother did this, went to the Jim Evans school in Florida. Not only is it a lot of money, but they took very few people. In my brother's class, they only took people who had been there multiple times.

Then if you get selected, you get to go through the minor leagues, get paid ****, and still have a very slim chance of ever making it big.
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01-07-2013 , 12:27 AM
yeah thats where I was looking


the organization Im with now does a scholarship but Ive never applied for it

had 2 buddies do it, both enjoyed it, but both are way more "umpire nerd" than I am. I def strive for perfection and look to improve but idk if Id want to commit to doing it professionally. Plus doing 30 games in 30 days living in a hotel with a guy I dont know and sharing a car for sometimes up to 4 hr 1 way trips all to make about 2k doesnt sound appealing.
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01-07-2013 , 12:28 AM
all of these posts remind me why i can't coach team sports anymore
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01-07-2013 , 12:29 AM
golf coach seems like a legit job tho
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01-07-2013 , 12:31 AM
I've thought about coaching, but I'd do position only stuff. Goalkeeper skills are very easy to learn and can make vast improvements really quickly.
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01-07-2013 , 12:33 AM
I dropped my netbook on the ground and when i start it up it won't boot and the hard drive sounds like there is an alarm clock inside of it.

So a) can this be fixed b) should i get a new HD for $55 or c) any netbook recommendations?
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01-07-2013 , 12:34 AM
Jesus don't buy a netbook man wtf

Does anyone even make those anymore?
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01-07-2013 , 12:35 AM
Drop it again to reverse the issues
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01-07-2013 , 12:35 AM
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Drop it again to reverse the issues
you are the expert on fixing things
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01-07-2013 , 12:36 AM
def not B
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