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12-06-2012 , 11:22 PM

#42476

nath

the second coming of the second coming

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Originally Posted by toddw8

I love bourbon. What'd you get?

Willett 6-year and Elmer T. Lee.

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12-06-2012 , 11:27 PM

#42477

Triumph36

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Originally Posted by nath

So I just went to visit a buddy who'd been out of town for a while and we got to talking and drinking and anyway now I have two bottles of single barrel bourbon in my cupboard

Any bourbon drinkers in SE?

bourbon = underrated, scotch = overrated ime. although bourbon has kind of exploded in my drinking lifetime, so i imagine there are plenty of people who feel the same way out there.

(i like scotch, but certain ones i don't like, can't say the same of bourbon)

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12-06-2012 , 11:28 PM

#42478

A-Rod's Cousin

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Originally Posted by yeotaJMU

my ban said "my racist act was not amusing"

That was a misclick from the pull-down menu. If you were the one who used the F word spelled with an "e" in the middle (instead of a) then that's what got you - since that's what El Rata rata'd you for.

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12-06-2012 , 11:31 PM

#42479

CalledDownLight

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bourbon is the elite liquor

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12-06-2012 , 11:40 PM

#42480

Victor

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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

meh. time one was in a frat house basement over a game of beerpong and I was going to react as any drunk guy would, but before I could my friend had already thrown him against the wall and threatened to kill him if he ever touched me again and he was literally tearing up while apologizing.

Time two was in a bar and his girlfriend started hysterically crying and was pushing him out of the bar with a bouncer on the other arm while he kept trying to come towards me and was talking ****. Throwing a punch would just be asking to get arrested or at least thrown out of the bar.

Time three was outside a bar and cops are always in the area so I just walked the other way while some of his friends pushed him across the street and into a taxi.

The first one was by far the worst as I was 100% caught off guard and he had a running start. The other two I knew to be careful and expect something silly to happen.

When I said hi to him it was just my natural reaction. I hadn't seen him since the third punch, but what was he really going to do in Kroger?

something doesnt add up here

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12-06-2012 , 11:43 PM

#42481

schu_22

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getting alcohol poisoning on cheap bourbon at age like 19 ruined it for me

I still drink plenty of it and still enjoy it but something about the taste, the sweetness maybe, turns me off a little I guess.

Scotch is so good but the price is outrageous

Last edited by schu_22; 12-06-2012 at 11:43 PM. Reason: almost typed a homophobic slur instead of "outrageous"

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12-06-2012 , 11:43 PM

#42482

D104

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why do i feel like CDL is leaving out key details of these stories

you ****ed his girl in the ass, didn't you?

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12-06-2012 , 11:52 PM

#42483

nath

the second coming of the second coming

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Originally Posted by Triumph36

yeah, same here. I know scotch is supposed to be the more fancy and complex liquor, but I just really prefer the smoothness of a good bourbon.

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12-06-2012 , 11:57 PM

#42484

Das Boot

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Originally Posted by Rei Ayanami

This is my story, "The Dids Who Ranted at the End of the World." I was just fooling around and trying to have fun (and pull off all-caps dialogue) while I had writer's block. At 1,500+ words, it's long in comparison to even the longer non-Mi.crob.ob forum posts, so don't start it if you're busy or whatever.

And, btw, I like both of the posters who are the main characters. The negative portrayal is a satirized form of haters' hate. I hope at least one person enjoys it.

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12-07-2012 , 12:00 AM

#42485

Eltbus

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Originally Posted by Dyenimator

"We're closed." gets me everytime

lol

the look on warwick's face at 2:52 is also the greatest thing ever.

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12-07-2012 , 12:00 AM

#42486

Triumph36

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scotches are more complex, but yeah - some of them just taste like wood or cigars or peat. it's unimaginable to me that a bottle of e.g. eagle rare is nearly half the price of johnny walker black.

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12-07-2012 , 12:17 AM

#42487

tarheeljks

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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

well i qualified that if it's in a public place then i prob wouldn't do anything right then. also said i'd address the situation later though, but i just feel it's a matter of self respect. not going to let some dude think he can hit me and i am going to walk away everytime

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12-07-2012 , 12:23 AM

#42488

nath

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Originally Posted by Triumph36

scotches are more complex, but yeah - some of them just taste like wood or cigars or peat. it's unimaginable to me that a bottle of e.g. eagle rare is nearly half the price of johnny walker black.

yeah exactly.

so reporting back: the Elmer Lee isn't anything too special but the Willett is pretty elite. super smooth, although ofc there's a limit to how smooth a 119.6 proof bourbon can finish.

my buddy picked up a bottle of 1776 15 year. that was incredible.

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12-07-2012 , 12:23 AM

#42489

StoppedRainingMen

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Originally Posted by SirOsis

I guess you haven't seen it, but he's referencing perhaps the funniest scene in television of the last five years:

this is never not hilarious. and every time it's posted i have to watch it start to finish

edit: wpwpwpwp dye

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12-07-2012 , 12:30 AM

#42490

Dids

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I'm the least confrontational (irl at least) guy ever and think fighting is ******ed- but if I get sucker punched twice it's going to end with me being hit many more times.

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12-07-2012 , 12:39 AM

#42491

schu_22

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agdci

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12-07-2012 , 12:39 AM

#42492

D104

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"that's a backstory we didn't agree on before hand" kills me

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12-07-2012 , 01:23 AM

#42493

VincentVega

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CDL, the 2nd time was where you ****ed up. Even if he is capable of beating your ass it would have gotten broken up quickly. Yea, ive mentioned it here before, but i got sucker punched pretty bad ( black eye for a week) by a dude because i fired him. It sucks, Id prefer not to ever see the dude again but if he wanted to start some **** for whatever reason i suppose we are gonna have to fight. Fighting sucks but sometimes you got to take a beating ( and taking a beating really sucks)

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12-07-2012 , 01:26 AM

#42494

SirOsis

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Originally Posted by D104

"that's a backstory we didn't agree on before hand" kills me

Can we do that again because you ruined that

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12-07-2012 , 01:30 AM

#42495

PocketChads

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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

Can someone please explain to me how you get offended if you dont want to be offended? I really dont get it. People who dont want to be offended never seem to be offended in my experience.

I'll feed the troll one more time and give you my perspective once I get my laptop out. Or maybe someone could find it, probably in the Kobe Bryant thread. Cliffs is that obviously I don't want to be offended, but you and I are talking about two very different things when we use the word offended, and someone with your point of view has obviously never experienced my definition.

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12-07-2012 , 01:36 AM

#42496

Victor

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Originally Posted by VincentVega

no its not even that.

its like, wtf did cdl do to make this dude sucker punch him 3 times. presumably, this dude is in contact with tons of human beings during the course of his life, and he istn sucker punching dudes rite and left. but as soon as he sees cdl, it happens.

i dunno, cdl, how often have you been in his presence and he didnt punch you?

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12-07-2012 , 01:38 AM

#42497

VincentVega

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im assuming CDL is pretty drunk in all of the scenarios and says something that triggers the dude who already doesnt like him.

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12-07-2012 , 01:39 AM

#42498

dkgojackets

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i have never been punched

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12-07-2012 , 01:40 AM

#42499

PocketChads

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

i have never been punched

Try going back to high school undercover like Drew Barrymore

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12-07-2012 , 01:45 AM

#42500

Scherer716

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based on experience, id say the guy knows cdl is a mark and wont hit back. so he pulls the "ima hit this guy (again) bc im an angry drunk, and aint nothin gonna happen to me" bitch-move.

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