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Originally Posted by schu_22
Why not just make him leave and skip all the ridiculous penis-waving
well, at the time, he had been drunkenly annoying me for an hour, then he went to get up to piss and he absent-mindedly leg-flung my cat.
that was all i needed.
honestly, i wanted to get him to punch me b/c i was maybe 26-27 at the time and it wasn't a free enough shot that if the cops came i wouldn't get into trouble.
so i halfway headbutted him. haha.
a bunch of cuss words we're yelled, i'm saying' wtf are you gonna do?' and he's yelling 'i'll **** you up', that sorta thing. at some point he grabbed his pocket knife and opened it.
i (even in the moment) kinda thought that was ridiculous b/c everyone i know knows that i have many guns, so just to 1-up him i opened a drawer and clowningly waved it at him. he yelled '**** you' and it took a bit of time for his boy to push him out the back door.
my wife was tripping (she's reeeally emotional. italian/blahblah but she also just saw a guy pull a 'knife' on her husband which initiated her husband grabbing a gun so yeah) and she was yelling at me and my other life-long friend started pushing me into the corner, but literally 10 seconds after he went outside i was fine.
when i told my wife (this was before he came back in) he flicked our cat, then SHE was furious.
kinda fun times, looking back.
when he came back in we were all sitting in the living room and he goes, 'wiper can i talk to you?' to which my wife responded, '**** you you mother****ing piece of **** you ****ing tried to............'. i went into the kitchen with him and our mutual friend and he said, 'man i'm sorry i didn't realize i was pissing you off and i didn't mean to hurt your cat i'm just drunk..'
i gave him a hug and we took a shot. because men tend to do that from time to time. haha
Last edited by wiper; 10-17-2012 at 08:21 PM.