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10-09-2012 , 09:46 PM

#37426

shaft88

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6,569

100ppp
Unzip > Unbutton
Sit to wipe > Stand
Radiohead > DMB
13.1 > 26.2
Flat > Drum
Bleu Cheese > Ranch

Last edited by shaft88; 10-09-2012 at 09:48 PM. Reason: Ke$ha > P!nk

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10-09-2012 , 09:46 PM

#37427

BobboFitos

Carpal \'Tunnel

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The Ticket Oak commercials are so creepy

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10-09-2012 , 09:48 PM

#37428

Loretta8

knows her Big Ten

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 21,899

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaft88

13.1 > 26.2

false

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10-09-2012 , 09:48 PM

#37429

Krayz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 47,277

lolshaft88 imo

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10-09-2012 , 09:48 PM

#37430

Phildo

doesn't watch the games

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 22,773

Quote:

Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

can computer programs have sex?

you got me. i was actually jerking off to buster's fangraphs page in public.

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10-09-2012 , 09:49 PM

#37431

StoppedRainingMen

Player Hater of the Year

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 53,620

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phildo

you got me. i was actually jerking off to buster's fangraphs page in public.

can computer programs jerk off?

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10-09-2012 , 09:51 PM

#37432

TheDean1

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Originally Posted by BobboFitos

The Ticket Oak commercials are so creepy

i feel like i've heard somebody else say this before but i think they're hilarious

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10-09-2012 , 09:52 PM

#37433

Loretta8

knows her Big Ten

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 21,899

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen

can computer programs jerk off?

for loops ftw

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10-09-2012 , 10:00 PM

#37434

shaft88

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6,569

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loretta8

false

I'm not a runner but I'm pretty sure the point where you **** your pants uncontrollably, your nipples fall off and your heart explodes is between 13.1 and 26.2.

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10-09-2012 , 10:01 PM

#37435

StoppedRainingMen

Player Hater of the Year

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 53,620

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loretta8

for loops ftw

i say it with love!

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDean1

i feel like i've heard somebody else say this before but i think they're hilarious

they're so ****ing stupid yet i laugh

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10-09-2012 , 10:03 PM

#37436

Franchise 60

deliciously angry

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 42,744

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karak

he's got a kid and ****

Some people do have sex before 30 karak

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10-09-2012 , 10:03 PM

#37437

Rei Ayanami

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 11,685

I enjoy this commercial.

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10-09-2012 , 10:04 PM

#37438

schu_22

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 38,519

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Originally Posted by Loretta8

weird, i always thought franchise was in his 20s

Yeah this, F60 is way too adept at gifs to be an old guy

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10-09-2012 , 10:04 PM

#37439

Shark Sandwich

1-2-teddied

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 20,503

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

Interesting question: has anyone had sex through the hole of their underwear.

uh ldo

The dick slat is there for a reason. **** taking my draws off in the morning

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10-09-2012 , 10:05 PM

#37440

Needle77

No Longer Protecting

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 43,784

'Chise,

You gotta be gentle with Karak. You should know what it was like growing up for him around all those Amish people better than most.

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10-09-2012 , 10:06 PM

#37441

Franchise 60

deliciously angry

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 42,744

Quote:

Originally Posted by schu_22

Yeah this, F60 is way too adept at gifs to be an old guy

That's what I love about these gifs, man. I keep getting older and they stay the same age.

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10-09-2012 , 10:08 PM

#37442

Loretta8

knows her Big Ten

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 21,899

Quote:

Originally Posted by shaft88

I'm not a runner but I'm pretty sure the point where you **** your pants uncontrollably, your nipples fall off and your heart explodes is between 13.1 and 26.2.

fair

i was making an awful joke about 13.1 being in fact a smaller number than 26.2

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10-09-2012 , 10:08 PM

#37443

nath

the second coming of the second coming

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 68,674

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

Interesting question: has anyone had sex through the hole of their underwear.

Mormons?

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Originally Posted by Shark Sandwich

uh ldo

The dick slat is there for a reason. **** taking my draws off in the morning

**** putting 'em back on afterward the night before, yo

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10-09-2012 , 10:16 PM

#37444

Shark Sandwich

1-2-teddied

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 20,503

Quote:

Originally Posted by nath

**** putting 'em back on afterward the night before, yo

fair point, but it's hard to justify washing your sheets once every three months when you sleep naked

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10-09-2012 , 10:23 PM

#37445

shaft88

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6,569

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

Interesting question: has anyone had sex through the hole of their underwear.

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10-09-2012 , 10:35 PM

#37446

ikestoys

banned

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 94,424

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

Interesting question: has anyone had sex through the hole of their underwear.

public and parents are upstairs sex.

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10-09-2012 , 10:36 PM

#37447

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,018

Quote:

Originally Posted by ikestoys

public and parents are upstairs sex.

Man, I really miss "Parents are downstairs sex".

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10-09-2012 , 10:37 PM

#37448

ShimmyBasis

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 4,506

Etats **** list:
-Radiohead
-50ppp
-Heineken
-POG/politards
-Papa John's
-Flats/Ranch
-Unbuttoners
-Boxers and briefs

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10-09-2012 , 11:11 PM

#37449

diddy!

Twas diddyeinstein

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 10,849

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClarkNasty

Interesting question: has anyone had sex through the hole of their underwear.

Yes. As someone said it is good for public sex or sex in a place where you might need to get dressed quickly (ex: bathroom at a friend's house). I've done it during regular sex as well when things heated up quicker than I was expecting. Not sure if it is related but I also kinda prefer sex with the girls underwear still on. Can cause some chafing, but if done properly, I just find it sexier for some reason. Butterfly thongs are the nuts in this regard.

Qualifications to my answers:
I use 100 p/p
I am an unbuttoner, when not engaging in my well-known propensity to piss sitting down.
I wipe sitting down.
I am saddened that this thread turned into OOT-South

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10-09-2012 , 11:50 PM

#37450

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

**** yeah sex through the boxers slit is the only way to have car sex in a food lion parking lot at 6PM on a saturday

also you should basically never tuck your shirt in to jeans. the only possible way that this should be acceptable is if you are the foreman of a construction site. any other situation if you have to have a shirt tucked in you should wear some ****ing slacks or dress pants or whatever.

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