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Good guy wiper itt. May have let him crash at my place but theres no way in hell i woulda listened to some emo bs for more than 5 min from a stranger.

Struck out at the bars tonight. Csb.

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08-25-2012 , 05:11 AM

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for whatever reason (okay it's to feel better) i feel like i should also point out that maybe 8 years ago, i got aggravated by this guy and hit him over the head 3 or 4 times with a full plastic garbage can.

he wouldn't STFU during a poker game, i told him if he didn't i'd hit him over the head with the garbage can, he expressed that i wouldn't, so i did. i remember my brother's now-wife (me bro and her lived together for 1.5 years) crying about it because she felt bad for him.

so yeah, a 6'1ish, 220ish guy popped off at the mouth, got some ****ing dirty pizza napkins repeatedly hit onto his back is now sleeping in my ****ing spare bed. whose wife has purposely texted him pictures of her new bf's dick. aaaaaaand i had to listen to that **** for like 3 hours.

whatever.

sorry for having to read all that i'm drunk. feel like somebody else shoulda had to deal with that ****.

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08-25-2012 , 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ut2010

Good guy wiper itt. May have let him crash at my place but theres no way in hell i woulda listened to some emo bs for more than 5 min from a stranger.

Struck out at the bars tonight. Csb.

he notta stranger, he's my brother's really good friend who i hit over the head with a plastic garbage can.

couldn't turn him away. i'm bitching here because a) my brother is gonna GET IT when i see him next b/c he knew this **** was coming (like for real, he knew this guy didn't have anywhere to go and peaced out within literally 3 minutes of dude asking) and b) nobody else is (or has been around for 3 hours) around to bitch to.

i'm done now. i'm a good guy but shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit i was fired up a minute ago. guy is def in a bad spot, 'wife' (and there is a huge story about that **** too, ****) took his daughter, blahblah. i mean, it sucks, but yeah...

anyway.

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08-25-2012 , 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by wiper

i feel like i should also point out that maybe 8 years ago, i got aggravated by this guy and hit him over the head 3 or 4 times with a full plastic garbage can.

he wouldn't STFU during a poker game, i told him if he didn't i'd hit him over the head with the garbage can, he expressed that i wouldn't, so i did. i remember my brother's now-wife (me bro and her lived together for 1.5 years) crying about it because she felt bad for him.

so yeah, a 6'1ish, 220ish guy popped off at the mouth, got some ****ing dirty pizza napkins repeatedly hit onto his back is now sleeping in my ****ing spare bed.

lol'd

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08-25-2012 , 05:21 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHogxNg87W4

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08-25-2012 , 05:21 AM

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wiper

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08-25-2012 , 06:03 AM

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Wiper your stock goes up and down pretty wildly

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08-25-2012 , 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by KDebo

where those pics at?

Exactly

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08-25-2012 , 09:12 AM

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The disregard for conventional narrative and temporal form is almost Faulknerian.

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08-25-2012 , 09:56 AM

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08-25-2012 , 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by wiper

he notta stranger, he's my brother's really good friend who i hit over the head with a plastic garbage can.

The world is so amazing.

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08-25-2012 , 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by wiper

lol southerners.

for the record, i am only just now settling down. for the record my 'friend' (**** that **** that's my brother's friend and my brother left 5 hours ago) is sleeping in my spare room.

and foooooor the record, jesus nevermind. his 'wife' (well, i only found out tonight that HE WASN'T GETTING MARRIED IN OCTOBER BUT OOOH WAIT THEY'RE ALREADY MARRIED WAT) is/was/will continue to cheat on him.

so he lives in c-bus. my brother (FUFUFUFUFUFU) didn't tell me that when he came up for the fantasy draft/pokers, he had nowhere else to stay ("well, i guess i have my car" yeah HE SAID THAT. real talk).

so for the last 3 hours of my life, lemme recap: no, i won't, because you wanna know why? JESUS NO ONE SHOULD HAVE HAD TO LIVE THROUGH THE ****ING SOB SESSION I JUST DID. real talk.

did my brother stay? OH HELL NO. it was me and his ****ing best friend, my wife was sleeping, everyone else left.....just me. just me to get the 90 minute rundown on a life that i didn't care about to begin with.

i mean, as a man, and knowing that what he's saying is true.....brothers, we have no chance in court when dealing with the custody of a 4 year old girl. none. like, if this man (and okay, i knew a little about him and his 'wife' before tonight) can't get his daughter nobody will. real talk.

ugh.

THAT said.....UGHHHHHGARGHHHHASGOAPIHABPOIANDBPOIAHFG.

**** man. it's a friday. or, it mother****ing WAS a friday.

now, i hate women, my brother and my brother's best friend. real talk. (oh like, you didn't know he didn't have anywhere to stay when you left? lol).

grrrrrrrrrrrr i's mad.

p.s. that said, i do feel a little bad for the man sleeping right now in my spare bedroom. THAT said, he had this **** coming.

damn.

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08-25-2012 , 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by vaya

The disregard for conventional narrative and temporal form is almost Faulknerian.

He's almost like Benjy from The Sound and the Fury

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08-25-2012 , 01:29 PM

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Dyenimator

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cliffs on brother's really good friend that you hit over the head with a plastic garbage can's wife?

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08-25-2012 , 01:33 PM

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She likes texting pics of dicks apparently. Any chance her new bf is Brett Favre?

Last edited by ut2010; 08-25-2012 at 01:42 PM.

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08-25-2012 , 01:42 PM

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I'm excited for the next installment of "The Real Housewives of Youngstown"

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08-25-2012 , 03:08 PM

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GM of the Houston Rockets being interviewed on stage at a big Starcraft 2 tournament right now. He has a very intimate knowledge of the SC2 "esports" scene. That's.... surprising.

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08-25-2012 , 03:10 PM

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Dudd

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He is called 'Dork Elvis' by Simmons

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08-25-2012 , 03:36 PM

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mutigers

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my alma matter Lee's Summit West on ESPN right now..holla

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08-25-2012 , 03:54 PM

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Karak

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Originally Posted by Pecota

That interview with the Rockets GM was sort of interesting. Basically he said pro gaming will likely be the biggest sport in the world down the road. He also said that e-sports needs to maintain a central governing body or it'll just fracture and lose all its traction.

Not sure if this is anything new because I don't follow the pro scene very closely.

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08-25-2012 , 04:34 PM

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GM of the Houston Rockets being interviewed on stage at a big Starcraft 2 tournament right now. He has a very intimate knowledge of the SC2 "esports" scene. That's.... surprising.

Knowing what little I do about him, which wasn't this, I'm not.

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08-25-2012 , 05:19 PM

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This discussion isn't complete without a mention of how much Shane Battier not taking 3/4th court three-pointers affects the Rockets

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08-25-2012 , 06:24 PM

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my alma matter Lee's Summit West on ESPN right now..holla

shutout...23-0 win of the defending state champs. If that doesn't prove genetic superiority I don't know what does

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08-25-2012 , 09:37 PM

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DMX set lasting an hour longer than scheduled. DMX is stone ****ing ******ed. Following up every 3 minute track (of which he's silent for half to let the crowd sing along) to go on speeches that make no sense for 10 minutes after each song. Fuxk you DNX. Go the **** away so I can watch ey tang without your worthless ass existing