my brother dad and i have too.... pulled one on 17 into the water.

was all pissy coming onto 18 tee (lighthouse hole) and was like, '**** it i'm ripping it trying to slice over the ocean/weeds/whatever....crushed the drive, came back right.

approach stuck to 10 feet.

ran the birdie putt past 10 feet.

par putt literally went 270 degrees around and fell. walked off a pimp.

yeah. no.

my students know i'm not a lame. i can't hide my gangster-ism sometimes. haha. but yeah, no.

they know tho. on a lightweight level.

Well I assume when you teach them math your problems involve a lot of grams, ounces, and fingers.

annie+whoever....we need 2 more for a turbo in pog.

c'mon

wiper,
jNW game and Illinois

i'm 99% to be at that AF game so i'll definitely see ya

This dude was chilling in our backyard last time we were in HH.

lol yeah there are flocks of people on those damn bikes. there are a lot of old people but it's still really chill. i like the charleston crowd but the hilton head area was really nice.

yeah i thought about going to uscb actually. obviously decided against it but beaufort seems like a decent college area (compared to the ****hole that is columbia).

they are staying on beach lagoon road and there are ****ing gators in both of the ponds in front and behind their house. **** was wild.

hopefully chicago lives up to the expectations. then back to classes and sec football games every weekend. se needs less michigan games and more usce games

Same aunt and uncle own a $300k apartment in the middle of downtown Asheville (their hurricane shelter LDO). Got to stay there on spring break once. One of the oddest cities I've ever visited.

i'm not math, but i taught a self-contained class where i had to teach the worst of the worst every class. you bet your sweet ****ing ass i used drugs and gram conversions in math.

i had a kid that literally didn't know addition. okay maybe single digits but not double digit + double digit. had a reeeeal hard time with like 3rd grade multiplication tables...i also knew he was a semi-prominent drug dealer.

sooooooooo: "if you're selling grams for 10 each, and someone buys 8 grams off you and then next guy buys 6, how much money did you just get?"

"140 man why you ****ing with me mr. wiper?"

i know you guys think i'm a joke, but it's all about establishing trust, repoire and putting it to them they way they understand. that's a pretty simple example but you should probably know i'm a pimp in the classroom. we please sheep as government review for tests. we go outside and sit underneath a tree with true/false notecards for current events.

i'm not no lame, yo. because i'm who i am i can use that to teach inner city kids.

believe it or not.

word. i'm there man. me, my hot ****ing wife and my buddy and his (hot) girl who know dick about sports.

i'll probably leave the latter two at the car.

my irl friends didnt find the dayum video very funny and made fun of me for emailing it to them (with the original vid too, obv)

one of such friends was yeotajmu

discuss

in b4 we hear the story of how Wiper got fired for the coke addiction he picked up doing "research" for the troubled class

air force tho.

i bet i could talk wifey into the illy game tho, **** was amaaaaazing to watch in person.

we were like, 12 rows up in the corner of the endzone where we finally stopped them in whatever OT we finally stopped them.

as we were sitting down, roundtree caught that first 70 yard td and ran right towards us.

she was hooked after that. she likes her some denard and some roundtree.

Sick peek, yeotajmu

yeah man it's crazy, them mofos down there don't even blink at those 7 footers. ****, they NAME 'EM. haha

well you won't "here" that story because i know it's funny to "here" but wiper is scared of drugs. when i was younger i loved some ecstasy but those were just pills. never sniffed nothing in my life. never smoked anything stronger than some stronnng-ass weed.

wiper=druggie is a kinda funny 2p2 meme but i'll roll with it.

i've been the only person in my apartment with 10 people that WASN'T doing coke. i'm scared of that **** man, i KNOW i'd like it so i pass.

grew up in the same city i teach in man. i teach high school and did the same exact **** they're doing now in the same exact places.

you don't think i can't swing that in my favor? c'mon cuz, i'm smart. you know i am. street smart/book smart when the people i'm dealing with are 17, that's a powerful combo when they're only half of each.

wiper what grade/subject do you teach

how do your students feel about your drug addiction

me either, i always gotta be the tagalong that has to ask

Man, I get invited all the time, you guys are clearly losers.

Best part of getting into DVC is seeing the chat title. There's just something great about joining and seeing "HOYAIDS fake peeks" or "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AANGZ" and the like.

high school social studies...this year government, us 2, economics and psychology.

definite "addiction".

because i might raise my hand at 'alcoholic' but at this point in my life i literally take prescribed drugs as they're prescribed so the second question might be hard to answer.

are there students of mine that *know* i wasn't a nerd growing up? oh sure. definitely. hell one of them has an older brother that i used to sell weed to. caught his brother quick and that's still unknown.

but i mean, again, i'm me. they know i grew up on the east side and they know wtf the east side does. i say that only partly in jest.

but don't tell me for one second i shouldn't use that to get them to learn. i have literally 0 behavior issues. i have an obnoxious state test passing rate compared to comparable schools. so i mean, clown me for being 'wiper' for sure, i would too. but i ain't that at work.

ka.rak

i think you underestimate me. you shouldn't.

lemme go play this turbo tho.

i was just joshing you wiper. you are easily one of my top 5 favorite posters on se. no worries. circle jerk itt.

I'm glad you don't teach English.

I'm sure most POGfegs pronounce it "viper" like the snake, but I prefer to pronounce it "wiper" like "i'm wiping my ass."