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Originally Posted by Shark Sandwich
No need to buy a gift, no crazy wife for your friend, sounds like a massive win for all involved
yeah, they have a daughter and have been on/off for ****ing years. couldn't even believe he decided to marry her, he works at a bank, she worked at dairy queen like 3 years ago for a couple months. haha
she used to be very, very hot. now, she gained and kept all that baby weight then gained and kept some more.
my brother was in the wedding and my brother's wife was too. then they moved to columbus and said the wedding would be small and that they were invited but not in it anymore which was cool for my bro b/c they have a baby daughter and not a ton of money to buy a dress/tux/etc.
then they out of nowhere called and said, 'oh hey by the way, we're having the wedding back up home again, you gotta go get your tux by friday...'
brother kinda balked at that (they're in a different wedding a week before, and had like, 2 weeks notice for this one now) and the guy's fiancee "kicked them out" of the wedding. lololol the facebook butthurt was tremendous.
she
was way out of his league looks-wise, and he way out of her league money-wise.
problem is, she's always threatened to take his daughter, he counters with 'i have all the money how can you hire a lawyer' she counters back with 'i'll trash your family' blah blah blah.
can't wait to find out exactly why this all happened.
so yeah i guess i could have just called the 'win/win' like you and not told that whole story.