Was definitely joking, but I kind of want to make an Olympics thread for Americans now, but then I'd have to post in the other one when I stream stuff live.

[x] has teh ghey

olympics tape delay thread for americans is a must, long as the rest of us have carte blanche to troll the hell out of your tv networks/country in it

yeah im trolling an olympic spoiler free thread for sure

Not talking about just any grocery, just Walmart! Rank of my local large grocers:

Target>>>>>>>>>>>Kroger>Meijer>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>Walmart

I just said Walmart b/c it's the standard but ur right.

I was actually thinking to myself awhile ago 'I shoulda said Target' but didn't think it was worthy of a correction. Apparently I was wrong.

There's some okay Walmart ones around here but nothing higher than a 5.5 and I'd say Swift is a solid 6.5-7

alright, gonna have to politely ask you to stop the trolling

so that means this happened earlier in the uk?

if so. are there .gifs of that incredibly hot Scandi looking girl from Denmark eye-****ing the camera when she walked into the ceremony going around the English internets already?

Bath salts.

I also didn't do this thread justice by mentioning Dwight Howard's chick that he's banging without pictures

In spoilers

No cashier at McDonalds or anything but sure why not.

just had a fascinating experience as about 30 min ago I'm getting ready for bed when someone starts banging rapidly on my door. I see its the girl who lives across from me so I open it like "hey wtf" and she pushes inside then slams the door shut. About five seconds later a guy barrels out of her room and now he starts pounding my door. Girl tells me not to open it. I'm thinking what the hell is this **** all about, then he starts yelling **** like "**** you bitch" etc before trying to kick my door down. Dude was huge but the defenses held although if he had broken in things would have gotten nasty since I was well armed imo. So he does his thing for like five minutes still screaming then leaves. Girl goes back to her room fifteen minutes after and now I'm trying to go to sleep. Fun ****. csb.

Should have just shot him. It's Chicago, no one would have cared

Also, what is her attractiveness in relation to various populations of big box store employees?

She was a solid 8.5 but I doubt I see her again since Im moving out in a week.

dont have a gun here because lolillinois gun laws but knifing a guy up is more enjoyable anyway and for a short while I actually thought I would get a chance to, but then also thought that a crime scene in my apt would greatly slow the moving process so Im glad he left

she should have turned into a zombie while you were brushing her hair then you had to crush her with the top of your toilet.

That would have been a strange turn of events but you just cant dismiss the zombie threat these days.

never seen zombieland then, huh?

well thank god somebody understood.

so like, it kinda WOULD be a decent idea if we started a thread called, 'lolamerican Olympic tape-delay thread NO SPOLIERS'.

wouldn't it?

i mean, i know if i'm online (and i'm gonna be at the beach by sunday afternoon so it's not THAT big of a deal) not to read olympic threads here or even load twitter, but there's literally no way for those of us just watching the television to have a sweat thread.

i dunno, mods start it? and put "dire consequences and/or 24 hour temp ban for spoilers" in the OP?

if not, i get it. but it would be cool to be able to sweat swimming or some **** w/o people posting, 'yeah that **** was 5 hours ago, phelps loses by .4 seconds'...

wiper:

go ahead if you want to

And yet Chicago's murder rate is ridiculously high. What would you attribute that to?

This is a set up