Sporting Events FAQ, Liveblog, and BANGERS - Page 1200 - Sporting Events and Fantasy Sports

well...yeah. so?

he used to have tons of quarters/halves/fulls, then he did get some heat from ATF a couple summers ago. now he just kinda gets however many people order.

they're pretty common around here during the 4th. i used to have like 4 or 5 people who i could call, mostly older people working at GM. ha

i'm not really worried about it.

Last edited by wiper; 07-03-2012 at 11:58 PM. Reason: heat=having like 100 quartersticks taken by the ATF after getting pulled over.

Quote

07-04-2012 , 12:00 AM

#29978

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,897

he's a pretty good friend of mine. i have several pretty good friends that could "attract attention from law enforcement", kinda goes with growing up here i guess.

suppose i don't look at it the same way you (or others) might.

Quote

07-04-2012 , 12:18 AM

#29979

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 22,414

every drug dealer falls under that category too, not like 90% of them have any issue

Quote

07-04-2012 , 12:24 AM

#29980

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,897

exactly.

anyhow, needle i got a watermelon loko...you with me? saw the orange, saw the purple....went with watermelon for you.

Quote

07-04-2012 , 12:34 AM

#29981

tuq

TEEJ

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 46,365

I have no idea what this Tarmoh chick is going on about in this interview I just saw on ESPN but I'm glad she gave up her spot to Allyson Felix because she is super hot (imo).

Quote

07-04-2012 , 12:36 AM

#29982

Needle77

No Longer Protecting

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 43,784

Quote:

Originally Posted by wiper

exactly.

anyhow, needle i got a watermelon loko...you with me? saw the orange, saw the purple....went with watermelon for you.

Purple and Blue Razz is ass imo, though I'd crush either in my hayday. Watermelon, Orange, and Fruit Punch are vastly superior.

I rarely drink anymore as I've tried to become healthier and shed pounds, that and constantly traveling interviewing at colleges as cut down on my drinking. I'll have a Landshark tomorrow for ya though.

Quote

07-04-2012 , 12:39 AM

#29983

Pwn_Master

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,766

Quote:

Originally Posted by schu_22

Friends and I did this like 4 years ago (nsfw language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxtlfZzOL5g

Basically filled up a 2-liter bottle with artillery shell insides and gunpowder, sealed it up with glue and duct tape, stuck a 6 foot fuse on it, kaboom. Typical 4th of july shennanigans The first one was the most hilarious because we lit it in the middle of an intersection and a car drove up right before it blew up.

(Also the 3rd one didn't go off right away. "Who wants to go poke it with a stick" lolol)

Holy freaking ****, so you guiz were close to blowing up the guy in the car?

Quote

07-04-2012 , 12:49 AM

#29984

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,897

you disappoint me.

Quote

07-04-2012 , 12:54 AM

#29985

Scherer716

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 20,637

Quote:

Originally Posted by schu_22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxtlfZzOL5g

ha, it has 2k views because of the "Homemade BOMB.." title. Lots of curious ppl out there.

Last one was cool. You kind of see the fuse go out, then everyones like wtf.........pop!

Quote

07-04-2012 , 12:55 AM

#29986

Needle77

No Longer Protecting

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 43,784

Quote:

Originally Posted by wiper

you disappoint me.

From better days.

Quote

07-04-2012 , 01:07 AM

#29987

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,897

mine was from tonight.

yeah.

STEP IT UP NEEDLE.

Quote

07-04-2012 , 01:14 AM

#29988

Jimmy Proffett

SE's NFL Swami

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 22,322

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuq

I have no idea what this Tarmoh chick is going on about in this interview I just saw on ESPN but I'm glad she gave up her spot to Allyson Felix because she is super hot (imo).

Is she hot enough to sit next to in a club?

Quote

07-04-2012 , 01:37 AM

#29989

SirOsis

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 29,516

What % chance wiper's "dynamite guy" is a direct descendant of Alred Nobel?

Quote

07-04-2012 , 01:46 AM

#29990

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,897

0.00000000000000001%

campbell, ohio (ghetto of youngstown) descendant, when he doesn't shave he looks like a 9/10 version of kimbo slice.

i have a pic of him w/me that i can't post obv. he's shaved since, but at one point this cat looked like literally 100% kimbo. we called him kimbo for a while.

Quote

07-04-2012 , 01:50 AM

#29991

schu_22

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 38,519

Quote:

Originally Posted by Needle77

I rarely drink anymore

What has become of this great forum

Quote

07-04-2012 , 11:03 AM

#29992

chim17

Snowboarding concerts and punk music

Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 56,128

Fireworks totally banned here this year since the entire state is burning down and like 600-700 homes are gone. $5k fine for anything at all.

Gonna be a weird 4th.

Quote

07-04-2012 , 11:34 AM

#29993

Dudd

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 54,241

Dynamite is not a firework afaik

Quote

07-04-2012 , 01:20 PM

#29994

sylar

Ivan Drago's homeslice

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 20,307

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dudd

Dynamite is not a firework afaik

fire makes it work afaik.

Quote

07-04-2012 , 01:59 PM

#29995

Karak

ELIte

Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 62,726

"HD Vision" glasses commercials tilt the **** out of me. Do people actually buy these thinking their life will be in HD? Do they have any idea what HD actually is? Are they aware their life is currently in HD? lol

On another note, happy 4th. May wiper live through the day.

Quote

07-04-2012 , 02:02 PM

#29996

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,897

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karak

May wiper live through the day.

appreciate the love, but i woke up about an hour ago and have already had a summer shandy. drinking with a purpose today. AMERICA!!!

on another note, i bet $400 to win $50 on American Hero Joey Chestnut to win the hot dog eating competition. checked my bovada account knowing it was over, and the $450 wasn't back in there and i panicked hard...til i realized they just hadn't graded it yet.

dude smashed by like 16 dogs.

alcohol and explosions, here i come.

Quote

07-04-2012 , 02:35 PM

#29997

Pecota

veteran

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karak

I was curious enough to look these up and yes, it does look like they are targeted at the elderly who probably have no idea what HD is.

Quote:

These fashionable European-inspired sunglasses with advanced highdefinition lens" technology are like no other glasses you've ever worn! Theclarity is simply a"azing! Designed with 100% UV protection and optical-quality lenses, they reduce glare, enhance colors and offer a crystal-clear view.

Advertising and marketing as a whole just baffles me, I really don't get how commercials can consistently treat people like utter morons and yet still be effective. I'm either overestimating advertising's effectiveness or giving people too much credit. Edit: This post probably makes me sound like an elitist jackass, but whatevs.

Last edited by Pecota; 07-04-2012 at 02:40 PM.