well, i sweated the wire just for the writeups, but if you're playing it isn't at all about the theme...

lol

"you got teh aids, and not the magic johnson aids, your ass been dead"

I seriously doubt the refrigerator trick works. I am a former head of lettuce and bananas are always a department's number one selling item and they were never once put in the cooler to slow ripening.

Bananas come to the US really green and underripe. They are then put in gigantic rooms and gassed. That expedites the ripening process exponentially, and within days they go from very green to overripe. It's a constant challenge for a retailer to time the gassing so they can get them to the stores and sell them in that 1-2 day window where they are starting to show signs of yellowing but not yet turning black to where they need to be marked down or thrown out. It's not a process that can be slowed down or stopped.

They also bruise far easier than any other fruit. Run your finger down a yellow banana; within an hour there will be a black mark there.

I too prefer very ripe yellow/flecked with black spot bananas. Peak flavor. Don't understand people who like the firm greener ones but whatever.

what does this even mean

It means I once managed a produce department.

a new pizza place just opened near where i live

beat: the phone number on their website is my number. this is really annoying. i'm going to pretend to take a real order for the next person who calls.

produce dudes are always the weirdest, even weirder than the seafood people who dont speak english

this is hilarious

The Japanese guys working the sushi counter are definitely the weirdest, just because they're Japanese and willing to move to upstate NY to work a supermarket sushi counter. At least I hope they're actual Japanese and not Chinese immigrants posing as sushi chefs, ala Kramer's 'Cubans'.

call 'em and tell 'em to fix that ****

CDL what number am I supposed to call, the one on their website?

ive emailed them

DO NOT WANT

just realized if i take a fake order the persons gonna call me back later

new plan: telling the next person the restaurant is closed due to an outbreak of some dangerous disaese

lol

Wtf is the girl from The Ring doing on a Japanese baseball field?

This is really hilarious, but also so annoying that any troll opportunities would be pretty quickly outweighed as you kept getting calls

its a professionally designed website too, with a facebook page and a twitter that has hundreds of tweets

bizarre

Give us the links

did you ever consider that maybe you have the pizza place's number?

that will lead to people on 2p2 knowing my number

We won't call more than a few times

can't get anything past this guy.

Whooooooooosh