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c.lo.vis has stopped watching Survivor out of principle after CBS showed a 5 second clip of one of the tribes thanking the lord for the feast that they won in a reward challenge

if i'm understanding that correct, i think i like him.

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04-25-2012 , 04:51 PM

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wiper

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i was wondering what was up with my 'lots of pulp' oj...first couple glasses didn't seem pulpy at all.

went to drop a couple ice cubes in a glass and pour a little tito's and oj because it's 65 degrees and i'm about to grill up some chicken, and you gotta have a drink while grilling in 65 degrees, right?

i now know where the pulp went.

somehow didn't notice it all storing up at the bottom, and went to pour it and this **** was thick and ****, like leaking out like mucous hahahaha, what the hell??!!?

i even took a sip and it was like eating a damn orange. threw it all out and now i'm drinkless.

gonna have to walk to the store...

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04-25-2012 , 04:53 PM

#27628

wiper

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before you ask, yes i def shake up my oj bottles before using.

this was just some defective oj.

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04-25-2012 , 04:57 PM

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kidcolin

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Wiper's adventure with frozen orange juice

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04-25-2012 , 05:05 PM

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Debo9

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next episode: the unripe banana!

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04-25-2012 , 05:07 PM

#27631

tuq

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Really fascinating stuff wiper. I hung on every word.

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04-25-2012 , 05:14 PM

#27632

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I liked the part where the OJ was bad

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04-25-2012 , 05:15 PM

#27633

wiper

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Originally Posted by kidcolin

Wiper's adventure with frozen orange juice

nah, that's the crazy part, it was in a tropicana half-gallon clear container, wasn't that mushy bull****.

tuq: thanks. i figure i'll liveblog my afternoon adventures daily if there's demand.

finally, since i'm on a roll...

skip to 1:30, woody paige mumbling about marketing deodorant wipes when you're on vacation or something...keep watching, they zoom in on bomani, blackistone and ryan, their ****ing faces are god-damned pricelessly hilarious as he's talking.

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04-25-2012 , 05:16 PM

#27634

wiper

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Originally Posted by Debo9

next episode: the unripe banana!

nah see i'm smart with those, i only buy like 4...5 tops at a time. 1 every morning on the way to work.

sometimes i feel like the friday banana isn't as good, so that's why i'm usually just buying 4.

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04-25-2012 , 05:41 PM

#27635

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Instead of an Archer WW game, what would the masses think of a James Bond themed game? Seems like it might be more palatable and would still allow for ITAs and the like.

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04-25-2012 , 06:09 PM

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Victor

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i cant stand bananas that arent over ripe. like it better be at least half brown before i open it.

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04-25-2012 , 06:21 PM

#27637

Chilltown

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Archer game was an aids idea.

Bond game would be infinitely funner.

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04-25-2012 , 06:32 PM

#27638

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Originally Posted by Chilltown

Archer game was an aids idea.

Bond game would be infinitely funner.

Yeah I think this is probably true. Archer would make for a very Wire-esque game which people enjoyed, but I just don't think enough people watch the show (Major mistake obv, great show). Everyone knows Bond.

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04-25-2012 , 06:37 PM

#27639

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Originally Posted by Victor

i cant stand bananas that arent over ripe. like it better be at least half brown before i open it.

wat.

light green got more of that tropical fruit taste.

half brown tastes like banana-flavored oatmeal. yuck

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04-25-2012 , 06:37 PM

#27640

wiper

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also, do people really care about what theme a WW is?

i mean, reading the writeups is fun, but beyond that....

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04-25-2012 , 06:40 PM

#27641

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Wiper, if you like/don't mind them cold, when you have a banana that is ripened to your taste just put the rest in the fridge. That way you can buy alot at a time. Peel will continue to brown after you put them in the fridge, but think actual banana ripens super slow once you do that.

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04-25-2012 , 06:40 PM

#27642

Chilltown

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**** yes.

I was planning on writing storylines about the Buffy game.

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04-25-2012 , 06:46 PM

#27643

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Originally Posted by Pwn_Master

so wait, when they're still light green/not much yellow, just toss 'em in the fridge and they stay exactly that way for a couple days?? niiiiice, will do that.

got a 20 minute drive to work (and i'm not at all a morning person) but i've found 1 gatorade and a banana make the hyper 7am women i work with a little more bearable.

will do, good tip thanks.

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04-25-2012 , 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by wiper

also, do people really care about what theme a WW is?

i mean, reading the writeups is fun, but beyond that....

I mean, I played The Wire without having watched beyond S1E4 of the series when we started, but I was still interested in the story/write ups.

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04-25-2012 , 06:48 PM

#27645

Dudd

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Green banana>yellow/brown, don't like the mushy texture when they get ripe. Expert for baking tho, banana cookies/muffins are the best

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04-25-2012 , 06:48 PM

#27646

anatta

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bananas are good cuz u dont have to wash them washing fruits is lame cuz man u do it and like u just do sort of a token wash man like u get it wet and then ur thinking man this isnt washing at all man so then u go ahead and like get it even wetter and then u gotta get a paper towel and its all just so much work life is hard enough the **** a mans gotta to to make it in this world earn a livin and some self respect man f man already eatin healthy man want ribs man but eatin fruit dig now gotta work and wash a fin dry man f that but a banana man just crack it open peel that sucker and u eatin man thats where its at man