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clearly it should be legal to bang kids too young to produce identification, as long as you claim they told you that they are of legal age.

idk, probably some steps between:

1. chat up girl on the internet
2. meet her at a mall
3. bang her in your car

would be good. or something.

Last edited by 72off; 02-17-2012 at 04:35 PM. Reason: also kind of funny strange for the alleged to be referred to as "HIV"

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02-17-2012 , 04:40 PM

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CalledDownLight

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seriously though, how many guys have ever asked for ID when hooking up with someone they meet in any manner outside of mutual friends? it seems like a super awkward question that most people avoid, but if an underage girl comes home from a bar with you and you two have sex youre going to prison for a while. both options suck for guys.

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02-17-2012 , 05:12 PM

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I asked someone recently about cat vs. duck (because I have tourists staying above me and they feed the ducks off their balcony so they are always below my window quacking and I considered pitting one of my cats against them). They said the cat would win pretty easily because of the reach and the claws, so presumably a lot of that could be said of the peacock matchup as well.

So with that in mind if you gave the peacock a bat and the cat a knife it would probably be a push.

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02-17-2012 , 05:15 PM

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peacocks can be pretty tough with talons and spurs and a peskey beak they have that plume that isnt to get laid as once thought they did a study and ugly peacocks got as much ass as the real dandies its to u know intimidate and distract hey look at my big plume all those eyes mr snake and then when he looks up and starts trippin balls well its curtains

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02-17-2012 , 05:15 PM

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Cats are the fiercest killers in the domesticated animal kingdom.

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02-17-2012 , 05:18 PM

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Victor

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didnt lawrence taylor avoid punishment for bangin an underage girl recently? or did he get in trouble for that?

im sure there is some leniency in punishment and prosecution, wouldnt be surprised to see the judge throw the book at him regardless.

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02-17-2012 , 05:21 PM

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anatta

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peacocks are proud though like ali after he ko'd liston in the ring yellin "ahm so prettah ahm so prettah" and that reporter said "now wait a minute. ur not that pretty" and ali looks at him right in the eye shakes his head "ahm a bad man!"

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02-17-2012 , 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Victor

i think he got probation or something

that girl was 17 iirc, i think the laws are different for 13 year olds

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02-17-2012 , 05:32 PM

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Peacocks use their plummage to attract females, not their fighting prowess. If the feral cat was on the bigger side I'd probably back it.

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02-17-2012 , 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by anatta

peacocks can be pretty tough with talons and spurs and a peskey beak they have that plume that isnt to get laid as once thought they did a study and ugly peacocks got as much ass as the real dandies its to u know intimidate and distract hey look at my big plume all those eyes mr snake and then when he looks up and starts trippin balls well its curtains

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02-17-2012 , 05:39 PM

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anatta

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alright well anatta got the gist of it anyways lol ali original goat and said so ha

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02-17-2012 , 05:47 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W2AIECx6cc#t=4m21s

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02-17-2012 , 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CalledDownLight

Yeah, if she's 16-17 that sucks. But 13?

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02-17-2012 , 05:52 PM

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A peacock seems like the perfect animal to distract/confuse the hell out of a cat.

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02-17-2012 , 05:59 PM

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Looks like HIV got told to have a seat over there

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02-17-2012 , 06:16 PM

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A peacock seems like the perfect animal to distract/confuse the hell out of a cat.

It's feral though, not a dip**** house cat that would follow a flashlights been.

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02-17-2012 , 06:48 PM

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its like the rumble in the jungle like early rounds...peacock establishing the jab and big lumbering goat moving forward and u see him getting caught up in the ropes. u ever see "when we were kings" great documentary foreman said ali would take those thundering body blows and whisper in Foreman's ear "im disappointed in you george" and "is that all you got george" and foreman said he thought to himself "well yes thats pretty much it". man tellin u peacock is sayin is that all u got goat?

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02-17-2012 , 07:09 PM

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I'd bet on the cat. Cats have enormous strength and killing ability.

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02-17-2012 , 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 72off

clearly it should be legal to bang kids too young to produce identification, as long as you claim they told you that they are of legal age.

Quoting this for future reference in a WW game

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02-17-2012 , 07:31 PM

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anatta bet on anatta man

love how sirosis worked in the classic quote man ah must be the greatest

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02-17-2012 , 07:53 PM

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Karak

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yo aneeta anatta

sup

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02-17-2012 , 08:01 PM

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anatta

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watsup young man how is law school treatin u u started taht bull **** right? g-town 1L if not mistaken

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02-17-2012 , 08:04 PM

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Karak

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3L bro im outta here in may already workin some hope to keep grindin right after grady yo

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02-17-2012 , 08:07 PM

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Karak you're so gangster you're so thug.

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02-17-2012 , 08:12 PM

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It's feral though, not a dip**** house cat that would follow a flashlights been.

Do we know that that's behavior specific to domesticated cats? Seems like that's specifically wild ass huntin' skillz?

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