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Originally Posted by wiper
i'm getting to be reeeally drunk tho. dead center of spring break and vodka is freeflowing.
literally the only things i've consumed today is pizza, bud light, vodka and g2 gatorade (with vodka added obv)
i should specify, because that looks like a normal day:
when i woke up, i took a sip of red g2, then added 3 shots of vodka and went about my day. found myself walking in a stream with a 9-year old barefoot an hour after waking up. then he got mad because i threw the g2 bottle downstream. we did build a rock bridge across it though.
pizza was only an hour ago because my wife was hungry. i'm just more thirsty.
currently listening to: 'i'm a player' by too short.
yup.