Also, Gladiator sucks. Ooh, being three hours long instead of two makes it "epic!" Ooh, check out the badly-CGIed Colosseum that looks like we outsourced it to Pen & Pixel! Ooh, generic, boring storyline with cliched performances! Ooh, lots of shirtlessness and adrenaline pumping for people who are nuturing secret homoerotic tendencies!