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Old 05-19-2017, 08:20 PM   #225276
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They should have moved to Boston where it doesn't rain
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:27 PM   #225277
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cornell, soundgarden, 52, hung far low
weiland, stone temple pilots (la, not seattle) 48, OD
staley, alice in chains, 32, OD
cobain, nirvana, 27, bit the barrel
hendrix, 27, asphyxiation
pfaff, hole, 27, OD
wood, mother love bone, 24, OD
sargent, 7 year *****, 24, asphyxiation

apparently seattle is gr8 unless you're in a band.
At least we still have Candlebox
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:29 PM   #225278
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ahhhh, yes.....durant, westbrook, and harden

why the hell would you want those three players on the same team?

wtf?
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:31 PM   #225279
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WTF. I'm at my kid's 7-8 year old little league game post-season tourney and there are two coaches in front of me actually scouting the two teams and keeping detailed spray charts on each player.

7 and 8 year olds.
I hope you don't miss this opportunity to heckle the everloving **** out of these douchebags including throwing a whisky bottle at them if such an opportunity arises.
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:37 PM   #225280
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cornell, soundgarden, 52, hung far low
weiland, stone temple pilots (la, not seattle) 48, OD
staley, alice in chains, 32, OD
cobain, nirvana, 27, bit the barrel
hendrix, 27, asphyxiation
pfaff, hole, 27, OD
wood, mother love bone, 24, OD
sargent, 7 year *****, 24, asphyxiation

apparently seattle is gr8 unless you're in a band.


Lol I read this as it was a poem at first.
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:40 PM   #225281
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Lol I read this as it was a poem at first.
is it not?
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:43 PM   #225282
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ahhhh, yes.....durant, westbrook, and harden

why the hell would you want those three players on the same team?

wtf?
equal parts dumb and cheap
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:46 PM   #225283
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tbf katie and harden are two of the biggest losers of all time.
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:54 PM   #225284
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Lol McDonalds Dude. Pathetic effort. Like at least set a realistic total to keep peoples' interest longer than 2 hours.

Need a gif of TEEJ shaking his head stat
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Old 05-19-2017, 08:57 PM   #225285
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I hope you don't miss this opportunity to heckle the everloving **** out of these douchebags including throwing a whisky bottle at them if such an opportunity arises.
I think one was the commish of the league and one was the commish last year. They are clearly try-hards who are living their glory days through their kids.

When you are making spray charts of kids who can't hit the ball out of the infield, you are taking things too seriously.
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:20 PM   #225286
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Strange little league update:

My kid's team lost, so their season is over. And somehow I just found out that the dad of one of his teammates is the Braves' GM.
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:22 PM   #225287
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tbf katie and harden are two of the biggest losers of all time.
whereas Russ is such a winner

still, i'd take my chances with the 3 of them together...
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:28 PM   #225288
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I think one was the commish of the league and one was the commish last year. They are clearly try-hards who are living their glory days through their kids.

When you are making spray charts of kids who can't hit the ball out of the infield, you are taking things too seriously.
Definitely the whisky bottle then. You'll always be a hero in you kid's eyes!

..or was it monster? Eh, just as good.
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:30 PM   #225289
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isn't little league during the summer? How is the season over already?
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:44 PM   #225290
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isn't little league during the summer? How is the season over already?
I think it's two things:

1) The school year ends next week, so the season doesn't interfere with people's vacation/camp plans. Nice clean break with school and baseball.

2) It's hot as **** in Georgia during the summer. It was close to 90 today already.

There is a casual summer league where coaches just invite kids to play and sometimes borrow kids from other teams. It's more for the players who aren't as good. There are also the all-star travel teams, even at this age.

Down here, we have fall baseball, too, which I'm told isn't as intense as spring ball (this league is pretty intense). My son said he might want to do that because he is enjoying baseball and it's his last chance to get more game time in before he moves up to kid-pitch.
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:49 PM   #225291
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I have tee ball tomorrow for my 4 year old. It's our second week. If my kid hits the bag with his left foot again rounding 1st, no more PJ Mask for him.
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Old 05-19-2017, 10:10 PM   #225292
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are you actually saying you don't want him hitting the base with his left foot as he makes the turn towards second?
you never played baseball, did you?
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Old 05-19-2017, 10:51 PM   #225293
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are you actually saying you don't want him hitting the base with his left foot as he makes the turn towards second?
you never played baseball, did you?
played in college but nope.

and yeah it appears I have my feet mixed up.
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Old 05-19-2017, 10:58 PM   #225294
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I think you are technically right, but I think my first thought was right as well.
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:07 PM   #225295
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I think you are technically right, but I think my first thought was right as well.
please elaborate...I can't wait to see how you try to talk yourself out of this one.
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:16 PM   #225296
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Well obviously I was making a joke, but when you are teaching kids the correct way to round the base, you show them how to take the turn, and then hit the inside of the bag.
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Old 05-20-2017, 01:08 AM   #225297
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Old 05-20-2017, 02:08 AM   #225298
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sup, homie dizzle?

I went to Taco Bell for dinner, and they asked if I would like to donate 1$ for some charity, so I did, and they gave me a coupon for a free taco, which is of greater value than 1$. I like charitable giving.
thats nice and hope it was a good altruistic feeling

but

first ones always free and that sounds like a hustle. id play it safe and not do any charitable contributions and donations for a while to be safe
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Old 05-20-2017, 03:27 AM   #225299
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****in hellmuth man
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