How much pie are you guys eating? I don't think I've even had half of these. I eat pie maybe 2-3 times a year. Thanksgiving, Christmas, and possibly another random time.

No one actually eats pie. You either eat cheesecake at a nice steakhouse or you choke down Aunt Mary's random fruit pie from the Betty Crocker collection. Or, like I do, my grandma's trifle...

Bot, optimize yoself

Pie is good any time. Try going to cookouts and other social gatherings where they're likely to serve pie. Or just make one, not like it's hard.

why do you need a sweet treat after meals

is it left over from childhood like reward from parents

Uh oh being on team CDL and Sig isn't a good look

seriously. sometimes my meal is a pie. i'm an adult.

Also, wtf at bringing pie to cookouts

I bet grando doesn't even get invited to cookouts

bringing a pie is super standard at cookouts wtf grando

are you guys confusing potato salad with pie

See, what happens is usually the host provides the meat, then some people bring sides and some people bring dessert, which often includes pie

Me too.

1. Sheppard's pie
2. Pork pie
3. Meat pie
4. Chicken pot pie

Eta: forgot 5. Salmon pie.

Gotts say I'm not sure if this pie at a summer cookout is a collaborative troll or not. Kudos to you all.

How the hell do you figure out pie at cookouts? I mean obviously sides are brought, but lol at anyone who brings pie to a cookout.

Cookout side rankings:

1. Any sort of booze to shoot
2. Any sort of booze to drink
3. German potato salad
4. Savory side (garlic bread/spinach dip/etc)
5. Nanaimo/fruit squares
6. Ice cream treats
7. Cucumber salad
8. Fruit plate
9. Pasta salad
10. Veggie plate
5654432. A ****ing whole pie

I'm pretty sure mahi mahi and hot dog and Eagles are higher than lol pie

You show up with a cucumber salad and I'm spitting right in your eye

Man thinking of flies swarming a pumpkin pie in August.

Haha pie holy ****

Also a funny lol poker story:

2 guys left in the big $22. I've got 6.5M and other guy has 5.1M. He wants to deal. First is like 5.7k and second is 4.3k.

I told him yeah let's run some numbers. He says ok. Host rolls in and I ask what the icm is (knowing it already). He -easily the worst player at the table - says no, only straight chop. I laugh and say nah let's play. He immediately agrees. I thought for sure he would jump at the chance to actual chop - especially since he knew what icm was.

Regardless, I min raised his blind every time on the button and he folded. On his button, he folded 2/3 of the time and limped the other third. Suffice it to say he hates $1k.

i've seen boyz n da hood, poetic justice, the cookout, barbershop 1 and 2, house party 1-3, and not a single one had a pie at their bbq scene

notice how no one is unwrapping a pie

Great story grando. . .

Ice cube da great da great da great

Inspired for another ranking throw down

Best places to drop a deuce

1. Secret bathroom nobody else knows about at work
2. Lobby bathroom of a 4*+ hotel
3. Home bathroom furthest away from rest of family

Hotel lobbies easily the best place to do your business.