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View Poll Results: Shohei Ohatani is:
The biggest star baseball has in decades
6 22.22%
Pete Rose with an interpreter he can fire to take the blame
10 37.04%
¿Porque no los dos?
11 40.74%

04-29-2024 , 06:53 PM
I get a text from my credit union when my wife withdraws money or uses a credit card, and I trust her with my life. So why don't big time sports dudes have a second set of eyes on that kind of money?
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04-29-2024 , 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by jcorb
I get a text from my credit union when my wife withdraws money or uses a credit card, and I trust her with my life. So why don't big time sports dudes have a second set of eyes on that kind of money?
let's say you have 12 million dollars coming into your account every month

then there's tens of millions from other random stuff like sponsorships etc that also pops in there regularly

are you going to start wanting to get a notification each time you get a $3 slurpee at 7-11?
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04-29-2024 , 09:34 PM
We do it to prevent fraud but limits can be set on the alerts, how hard would it be to tell your accountant to let you know when a transaction over $50k is processed?
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04-30-2024 , 05:00 AM
I just found out I have two Amazon Prime accounts and have been paying double for a while. We all know how smart I am, so he gets a pass too.
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04-30-2024 , 10:02 AM
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I just found out I have two Amazon Prime accounts and have been paying double for a while. We all know how smart I am, so he gets a pass too.
Lol.

This made me think of the commercial for some spending alert software where some woman says she found out she has 4 Netflix accounts.
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04-30-2024 , 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 72off
it's been fairly well established itt that the guy can't functionally speak english. asians b dum like that uh2ci
Learning a 2nd language as an adult is very hard. Have you tried learning Japanese?
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04-30-2024 , 12:37 PM
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Pretty funny how people think Ohtani doesn't speak English. He, just like many people, are using an interpreter because they care about how they come off in interviews.
English and Japanese are very different. I've studied spanish for more than a decade, know all the words and tenses etc, but if I had to do a live Spanish interview I'd probably have to get an interpreter.

He also seems pretty busy with baseball stuff, and you know being a superstar. He should be putting in some time studying English, but even doing so, learning a new language, especially one thats so differentl from your own, is extremely hard. How many expats in Thailand could give an interview in Thai? Probably less than 1% even after 10 years.

I'm sure he can read English mostly by now though and probably have basic conversations.
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04-30-2024 , 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by GusJohnsonGOAT
Do we know what Ippei actually said though? Articles mention that he basically said there was a story coming out and that it was his fault and he had a gambling addiction. Maybe he didn't even mention Ohtani in it. Every media story is very vague about what Ippei conveyed.

But yes, it's definitely possible Ohtani speaks English but isn't fluent. It would require fluency to understand the situation Ippei was talking about.
My recollection is basically what you said, Ippei didn't mention anything about Ohtani and some player asked something along the lines of why is this even a problem, and somebody from the front office said, again something along the lines of that's because Ohtani paid for it. And Ohtani immediately knew something was off and asked Ippei what was going on and Ippei told him to wait and that he will explain later.

So it doesn't even sound like Ohtani didn't understand, more that Ohtani understood, but because it didn't at all match his version of reality that he thought he must have misheard and didn't want to make a scene. This happens all the time without a foreign language being involved - you hear something but it's so wrong that it makes you think you misheard.

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Originally Posted by jcorb
I get a text from my credit union when my wife withdraws money or uses a credit card, and I trust her with my life. So why don't big time sports dudes have a second set of eyes on that kind of money?
Ippei set up the account and told Ohtani's people way back (keep in mind, even if Ohtani can speak English decently now, this certainly hasn't always been the case), that this account was off-limits. Ohtani on the other hand was probably told by Ippei that these finance guys have it all under control. Meanwhile, this account is set up with Ippei's contact information, so the alerts and everything go to Ippei, not Ohtani. So from Ohtani's perspective, he thought he had a second set of eyes on everything.

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We do it to prevent fraud but limits can be set on the alerts, how hard would it be to tell your accountant to let you know when a transaction over $50k is processed?
Sure, but the whole point is that Ohtani thought there was sufficient oversight and that they'd let him know if something was off.
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04-30-2024 , 12:57 PM
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To avoid picking up a language of the country you've been living in for nearly a decade has to be a concerted effort
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doesn't speak the language of the country he's lived in for the last 7 years
Ohtani doesn't live in the US during the off-season from what I understand. Also, the whole issue with Ippei doesn't have a ton to do with Ohtani's ability to speak English right now, but rather with how his life was set up when he was much worse at speaking English.
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04-30-2024 , 01:03 PM
something that people need to consider is just like the very top poker players work insane hours doing study - ie there are infamous stories of guys like linus living with other poker players who throw a party on the weekend and linus doesn't once step out of his room during the party because he has some sims to study

take tom brady, every waking minute of that man's life was structured and planned

tons of players would always complain that it was impossible to just go "hang out and chill" with tom because he had scheduled out his life so much that even during the offseason he never had any free time to hang with the boys


this is 100% why his wife divorced him, she finally thought that part of his life was over and then he turns around and tells her, you know what, I'm going to keep at it a few more years

would not surprise me at all if ohtani had that sort of linus/brady autistic dedication to his craft to the point where he had absolutely zero time to even want to consider handling financial stuff - he wanted to stay in the zone and live free of distractions

this is probably going to catch flak, but he also did not marry a smoke show but instead another professional athlete who is rather ordinary looking


you see this commonly in asia where people tend to marry more on practical reasons and athletes tend to marry other professional athletes hoping they'll breed superstar children (Yao Ming is the product of two pro basketball players marrying, Yao himself married another center who stands 6'3')

yes it could be true love yadda yadda yadda but he may have been filtering for just professional athletes from the start because they'd both understand the drive better as well help produce superbabies
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05-02-2024 , 08:24 PM
rickroll I award thee 100K SE Forum Points for that masterclass of a post.
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05-02-2024 , 09:43 PM
i think she's cute.
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05-02-2024 , 10:46 PM
She's nice enough, finding a good women's bball player who doesn't look like they eat oats out of a feedbag is a steal.
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05-03-2024 , 06:19 AM
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She's nice enough, finding a good women's bball player who doesn't look like they eat oats out of a feedbag is a steal.
That's really offensive txdome.


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05-03-2024 , 10:50 AM


Dude can't get a custom suit and a steamer?
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05-03-2024 , 12:44 PM
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Dude can't get a custom suit and a steamer?
no time, too focused on being the best player player ever and creating super babies
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05-03-2024 , 01:27 PM
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no time, too focused on being the best player player ever and creating super babies
fair
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05-03-2024 , 05:09 PM
I agree with Tuma, she's legit cute.
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05-03-2024 , 05:10 PM
oh man, you guys would clean up moving to asia where that's what they all look like


to be clear, she's not busto or anything - but to me she's just a regular looking person, someone who if you saw walking down the street would fit perfectly in the thick chunk of the bell curve - hence why it's a surprise because shohei assuredly had boku options

guess it was too boku for him and he just wanted to focus on baseball
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05-03-2024 , 05:23 PM
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he just wanted to focus on baseball

wow what a life! amazing #winning
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05-03-2024 , 06:46 PM
well if someone doesn't have the same subjective tastes and priorities as me they must be an absolute idiot loser!

72o is just crushing life ohtani ain't on his level.

can't wait to hear you tell us all how big of a loser Keanu Reeves is cuz he's happily married to a non smoke show!
how dare everyone not he as superficial as you?!?!!?!
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05-03-2024 , 06:57 PM
whoa, a lot of weird projection there when all i was saying is that baseball is lame and boring
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05-03-2024 , 07:36 PM
baseball is great. every situation is tense as hell. you think its a slow paced game but really its high pressure all the time, unless team has too big a lead. plus they just sped up the game, they are done fast now.
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05-03-2024 , 07:54 PM
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can't wait to hear you tell us all how big of a loser Keanu Reeves is cuz he's happily married to a non smoke show!
how dare everyone not he as superficial as you?!?!!?!
to clarify, i wasn't judging nor even disagreeing with his choice

but he certainly deviated from the standard decision tree most people would have taken

ie you know about keanu's wife specifically because it's so weird

every couple months i see random stuff on social media praising pierce brosnan for staying with his fatty - you wouldn't get that kind of attention if it weren't such a deviation from the norm


all we can do is guess based on the evidence presented and in this case, occam's razor would say he specifically wanted to pursue another gifted athlete - which lends more credence to the sole focus and drive of his life being perfection in sports
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05-03-2024 , 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
I agree with Tuma, she's legit cute.
she's obviously hot

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oh man, you guys would clean up moving to asia where that's what they all look like
lol, they do not all look alike.

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whoa, a lot of weird projection there when all i was saying is that baseball is lame and boring
No, everyone is just saying your posts always suck
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