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04-28-2024 , 02:24 PM
Honestly reading those 2 posts in tandem reinforces my belief that shohei is just some easily manipulatable halfwit who hit ball far and throw ball hard

Nobody’s saying he needs to keep an eye on his accounts. If you have an entourage at least have the basic presence of mind to hire someone who will on your behalf
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04-28-2024 , 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
Honestly reading those 2 posts in tandem reinforces my belief that shohei is just some easily manipulatable halfwit who hit ball far and throw ball hard

Nobody’s saying he needs to keep an eye on his accounts. If you have an entourage at least have the basic presence of mind to hire someone who will on your behalf
there's a far cry from "dumbest human ever" and should have been way more diligent and less gullible. there is no planet that exists on which Ippei isn't 100 times dumber than Ohtani.
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04-28-2024 , 02:28 PM
Oh ippei is indisputably an imbecile who looked a gift horse in the mouth and will pay dearly for it

Shohei is also an idiot
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04-28-2024 , 02:30 PM
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Oh ippei is indisputably an imbecile who looked a gift horse in the mouth and will pay dearly for it

Shohei is also an idiot
one guy wrecked his life forever and one guy lost some money that means less than nothing to him by being careless.
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04-28-2024 , 02:32 PM
Doesn’t mean he isn’t an idiot
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04-28-2024 , 02:33 PM
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Doesn’t mean he isn’t an idiot
You're moving goal posts a ton.
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04-28-2024 , 02:34 PM
Shohei isn’t a billionaire yet. And based on the terms of his contract that won’t be happening for quite a while even though it will eventually happen

16 million today is a lot of money in any context
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04-28-2024 , 02:37 PM
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Shohei isn’t a billionaire yet. And based on the terms of his contract that won’t be happening for quite a while even though it will eventually happen

16 million today is a lot of money in any context
His salary is his walking around money compared to his endorsements.
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04-28-2024 , 02:41 PM
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You're moving goal posts a ton.
Fair enough. Let me reset them

Ohtani is a moron who doesn’t have close to as much money today as he will a decade from now. He allowed himself to have the closest person to him lie in English to the dodgers roster than he was repaying a debt IN FRONT OF HIM because he doesn’t know English a couple days before the hammer came down

He is a moron who has nobody who would have warned him this was happening when usually if you are going to have more money than you can spend in a hundred lifetimes you probably should have one. I work with CEOs who pay zero attention to their bank accounts but at least hire people who have access to them and make payments and monitor transactions on their behalf because their time is too valuable to check bank accounts even for a second

Ohtani skipping this truly basic task to be designated isn’t a flex. It’s a sign he’s your average dipshit who has zero clue how to manage money or have anyone help him manage money, it’s that level of simping that allowed him to get taken for 16 million dollars without having any idea this was happening

As Ohtani is not a billionaire today and won’t be for at least a decade, this represents a significant amount of his net worth as it presently exists. If you can get taken for this much over time without having anything in place or anyone in place who would have stopped this except apparently entrusting everything to the guy who was robbing you, hate to say it, you’re a simp
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04-28-2024 , 02:42 PM
I literally sit here reading emails to and from clients from 3rd party, let’s say bank monitors and bill pay managers, thinking to myself holy **** you actually pay money for this?

Ohtani is the first time I’ve ever realized they carry value
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04-28-2024 , 02:57 PM
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Fair enough. Let me reset them

Ohtani is a moron who doesn’t have close to as much money today as he will a decade from now. He allowed himself to have the closest person to him lie in English to the dodgers roster than he was repaying a debt IN FRONT OF HIM because he doesn’t know English a couple days before the hammer came down

He is a moron who has nobody who would have warned him this was happening when usually if you are going to have more money than you can spend in a hundred lifetimes you probably should have one. I work with CEOs who pay zero attention to their bank accounts but at least hire people who have access to them and make payments and monitor transactions on their behalf because their time is too valuable to check bank accounts even for a second

Ohtani skipping this truly basic task to be designated isn’t a flex. It’s a sign he’s your average dipshit who has zero clue how to manage money or have anyone help him manage money, it’s that level of simping that allowed him to get taken for 16 million dollars without having any idea this was happening

As Ohtani is not a billionaire today and won’t be for at least a decade, this represents a significant amount of his net worth as it presently exists. If you can get taken for this much over time without having anything in place or anyone in place who would have stopped this except apparently entrusting everything to the guy who was robbing you, hate to say it, you’re a simp
But those same people who are supposed to be watching your money can (and have ) rip of rich celebrities and ceos off also.

Nobody said it's a flex to get robbed and it was definitely a dipshit move on Ohtani's part. The flex part is the 16 million not being **** to him.

And he's not some jerkoff rich ceo working 80 hours a week in a suit chasing more money he'll never get to spend not realizing how short life is stressed out all the time when he can just stop and do anything he wants the rest of his life. He's doing what he loves doing and able to make this kind of money. He's absolutely crushing life.
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04-28-2024 , 03:12 PM
doesn't speak the language of the country he's lived in for the last 7 years and allegedly got scammed by his only friend or whatever, but #winning, absolutely crushing life, because he's good at baseball
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04-28-2024 , 06:50 PM
lololololololol 72o ya man what a loser.

happily married and widely respected as the greatest baseball player alive making hundreds of millions of dollars a year BUT ZOMG HE HASNT LEARNED ENGLISH???? WHAT A LOSER!!!

you must have a ginormous wingspan with how far youre reaching in some very strange desperation to feel superior.

also so hilarious how you guys are like zomg what a moron he didn't hire someone else to manage that specific account like there haven't been hundreds of cases of professionals hired to do exactly that stealing from their clients and there was zero reason for him not to trust ippei (who btw has received nothing but gleaming reviews from everyone he's worked for).

the fact is he believed the financial team he had managing his money were also handling that account so really his only "stupid" move was trusting someone he considered his best friend and constant companion what a total beta cuck moron!
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04-28-2024 , 06:53 PM
Tell me you’re a Doyers fan without saying you’re a Doyers fan

Nothing wrong with that (except the moral shortcoming that comes with being a Doyers fan), but objectivity helps. Ohtani is perfectly capable of being the best player ever when it’s all said and done and a complete idiot today. It’s 2024. People wear many hats
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04-28-2024 , 06:58 PM
To avoid picking up a language of the country you've been living in for nearly a decade has to be a concerted effort
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04-28-2024 , 07:05 PM
ITT we've established ohtani is either the dumbest man to walk this earth or the biggest winner in life ever. certainly no in between. if we could hear a bit more from candybar and 72o we'll probably get to the truth of the matter.

also can candybar or anyone else who has fastidiously studied the USDC criminal complaint clarify how ippei lost $42m but only stole $16m from ohtani? did the bookie extend $26m in credit?

one thing that still vexes me is that ippei -- allegedly one of the biggest degens of all time with no respect for laws -- didn't make a single wager on baseball despite sitting in a dugout every day for a decade.
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04-29-2024 , 11:12 AM
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To avoid picking up a language of the country you've been living in for nearly a decade has to be a concerted effort
A lot of these guys speak and especially understand way more English than they let on. They're often self conscious about how they speak so they'd rather go through an interpreter. It also lets them deal with the American media a lot less and helps them avoid saying something wrong and getting crucified for it.

I still remember during the Yankees game them showing David Wells and Hideki Irabu having a full on conversation for several minutes. I'm pretty sure Wells wasn't speaking Japanese. I've also met several Dominican baseball players who use interpreters that speak English (albeit with a heavy accent and not perfectly) and understood everything I said.
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04-29-2024 , 11:15 AM
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ITT we've established ohtani is either the dumbest man to walk this earth or the biggest winner in life ever. certainly no in between. if we could hear a bit more from candybar and 72o we'll probably get to the truth of the matter.

also can candybar or anyone else who has fastidiously studied the USDC criminal complaint clarify how ippei lost $42m but only stole $16m from ohtani? did the bookie extend $26m in credit?

one thing that still vexes me is that ippei -- allegedly one of the biggest degens of all time with no respect for laws -- didn't make a single wager on baseball despite sitting in a dugout every day for a decade.
He definitely can be stupid. But anyone who thinks he isn't absolutely crushing life is way dumber than him.
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04-29-2024 , 03:18 PM
Pretty funny how people think Ohtani doesn't speak English. He, just like many people, are using an interpreter because they care about how they come off in interviews.
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04-29-2024 , 03:19 PM
it's especially big in asian cultures

they'd rather appear not to understand a language they are indeed conversationally fluent in than to be caught forgetting to use the correct preposition in a television interview
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04-29-2024 , 03:41 PM
it's been fairly well established itt that the guy can't functionally speak english. asians b dum like that uh2ci
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04-29-2024 , 05:49 PM
Fundamentally established = you saying it so it has to be true. Got it.
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04-29-2024 , 06:24 PM
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Pretty funny how people think Ohtani doesn't speak English. He, just like many people, are using an interpreter because they care about how they come off in interviews.
I mean I think Ohtani doesn’t speak English because ippei told the entire locker room in English while Ohtani stood right next to him that Ohtani paid off his gambling debts and only later when that was related to him in japanese did Ohtani say wait what

I don’t care that he doesn’t speak it. But he definitely doesn’t
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04-29-2024 , 06:33 PM
nah he was just pretending ... because interviews ..... or something
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04-29-2024 , 06:35 PM
Do we know what Ippei actually said though? Articles mention that he basically said there was a story coming out and that it was his fault and he had a gambling addiction. Maybe he didn't even mention Ohtani in it. Every media story is very vague about what Ippei conveyed.

But yes, it's definitely possible Ohtani speaks English but isn't fluent. It would require fluency to understand the situation Ippei was talking about.
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