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04-12-2024 , 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by GTO2.0
In the complaint, literally the next response after this is Mizuhara saying “Technically I did steal from him. It’s all over for me”

obviously part of the cover-up. i mean what a bizarre thing to text to your bookie who is supposedly operating under the assumption that you've been stealing millions from your cash cow for years
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04-12-2024 , 05:27 PM
everyone declaring ohtani most naive fool oat when in fact he is keyser shohzei
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04-14-2024 , 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by GTO2.0
There first page of this is people (including me) saying lol gamblor etc. No one was honestly hedging that he was just a big dope.

Making a bunch of jokes and pointing out weird stuff about the story then saying - OR he’s the dumbest person ever - isn’t actually allowing for the possibility he was scammed and it’s disingenuous to point to that and say - well I had an open mind the whole time.

I’ll admit, my first reaction was that he had to be gambling and panicked with some weird coverup, but changed my mind after a week or so. Just take the L.
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Originally Posted by FreakDaddy
This is especially true when trust is built between two humans over several years.

What the failed conspiracy theorist are all pivoting to now is victim blaming. It's standard for people w/ high degrees of narcissism to do. They generally can't admit when they are wrong, because well, they are awesome and always correct. And secondly, they turn their victim / target, into the problem, because again, it can't be them.
Yea, quite honestly I didn't expect this level of cope given such clear and damning results (in such a short time frame) to this debate. "Well, I'll be damned, I guess I was wrong" was about what I anticipated when I saw the stories come out last week.

I'm not so familiar with the people posting in this thread, but it feels like politics at this point, just being completely elastic and constantly moving goalposts and ignoring incorrect things that you said with conviction just days before.

Oh well, it was entertaining and a good thought exercise with a pretty quick and conclusive turnaround.
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04-17-2024 , 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
lol @ the fanboys spiking the ball that Ohtani didn't gamble, he's just a massive massive moron instead. yup, you knew it
so he's a massive moron because he has so much money and so many different accounts and didn't realize his large team of financial managers and advisors weren't also managing the one account he was getting money stolen from and he's so successful that he could have all that money stolen and not even notice?

this take is way stupider than any potential accusation of stupidity levied at ohtani but it's funny you label anyone who defends him as a fanboy when the reality is people like you are just massively jealous and want so badly to find something they can disparage ohtani over to make themselves feel better.

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Originally Posted by 72off
ldo
pretty convenient how you left off mizuhara's response where he denies the claim of it being a cover up and admits that he really did steal from him.

it's pretty clear at this point that anyone still trying to claim ohtani was involved or stupid for not noticing either hasn't read the charging document or is just too stupid to understand it.
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04-17-2024 , 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by candybar
It's quite hilarious to imagine 72off's state of mind when he decided to quote this but literally skip the part where Ippei admits to stealing. Also it's likely that the bookie had an ulterior motive in sending this given that he was already under investigation and cooperating with the authorities at this point. After all, his lawyer admitted to trying to get the feds interested in investigating Ohtani. The whole Bowyer stalking Ohtani to threaten Ippei (and Ippei begging for credit, then trying to negotiate for settlement, etc) makes it rather clear that Bowyer also didn't think Ohtani was the one behind the bets.

So while it's unclear whether this was his own idea, his lawyer's or the feds, but the text from Bowyer is a clear bait to try to get Ippei to admit to something.
absolutely. and I happen to know some very knowledgeable reputable people in the sports betting world that say bowyer is basically scum of the earth has stiffed tons of people and has ratted out everyone he could think of.
dude is just the worst of the worst.
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04-17-2024 , 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by riverboatking
he has so much money and so many different accounts and didn't realize his large team of financial managers and advisors weren't also managing the one account he was getting money stolen from and he's so successful that he could have all that money stolen and not even notice?
so now his team is so yuge that there was no possible way that he could keep track of everyone, and all the yen (even before the lump sum payment). and that giving the translator the power to set up his bank accounts, despite all the accountants, managers and advisors, was just a clerical error or something bc the organization was just so big.

lol doyer fans. go back to maiming people in the parking lot of that filthy garage you call a stadium and telling each other how smart you and your players all are
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04-17-2024 , 07:33 AM
No one said he’s smart to get ripped off. Just that it doesn’t take being the dumbest guy on earth to have your closest friend screw you over. There’s also a part of this where I bet the banks/financial companies screwed up some security or individual QA people probably just let some suspicious stuff go because of the language barrier.
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04-17-2024 , 07:49 AM
and no one is accusing him is being the dumbest guy on earth. plenty of smart people have been ripped off and conned. but when he put his trust in someone that he shouldn't have (bc he knew him a long time?) a fair bit of responsibility will fall on his shoulders for what happened.
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04-17-2024 , 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
and no one is accusing him is being the dumbest guy on earth. plenty of smart people have been ripped off and conned. but when he put his trust in someone that he shouldn't have (bc he knew him a long time?) a fair bit of responsibility will fall on his shoulders for what happened.
That is a fair statement and I agree 100%.

It’s also not the same as being a “massive moron”, a “complete ****ing moron”, and some of the other more colorful terms thrown around.
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04-17-2024 , 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
and no one is accusing him is being the dumbest guy on earth. plenty of smart people have been ripped off and conned. but when he put his trust in someone that he shouldn't have (bc he knew him a long time?) a fair bit of responsibility will fall on his shoulders for what happened.
Really?

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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
So according to this press conference apparently shohei, the Doyers and the angels are the dumbest human beings on earth and ippei is keyser soze?
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lol @ the fanboys spiking the ball that Ohtani didn't gamble, he's just a massive massive moron instead. yup, you knew it
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
it will entertaining af to learn how Danny Ocean so easily walked out of Dodger Stadium with 4.5 mega belonging to his BFF without the "victim" not coming off as a complete moron.
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Originally Posted by 72off
if he had a shred of honour he'd commit seppuku already

prob too dumb to figure it out tho ... sad!
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does ohtani know how to read, or is this like a charlie kelly/forrest gump type situation?
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Originally Posted by 72off
all ppl said from the beginning was ohtani was placing bets and/or he's a complete ****ing moran, lets see how this plays out, and ... turns out the ladder might be the deal here? lol trying to take a victory lap on this, you muppet
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like if the real story actually ends up being that this translator was almost able to steal $4.5m of ohtani's money because literally everyone else in this play has a forrest gump level iq then idk man, all you can do is laugh really
You guys are also too dumb to have original thoughts, which is why you guys all sound the same and have the exact same argument as everybody else.
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04-17-2024 , 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
so now his team is so yuge that there was no possible way that he could keep track of everyone, and all the yen (even before the lump sum payment).
You have to be a massive moron to think that anyone was arguing that there was no possible way that Ohtani could've kept tracked of everything or that this is a reasonable bar for a victim. Sure, for a lot of crimes, you could look back and think of ways the victim could've protected themselves better.
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04-17-2024 , 02:29 PM
i'm sorry the guy you have posters of on your ceiling is a degen and/or moran, it's not my fault. it'll all be ok, lil slugger
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04-17-2024 , 07:58 PM
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i'm sorry the guy you have posters of on your ceiling is a degen and/or moran, it's not my fault. it'll all be ok, lil slugger
Is this like a desperate attempt to feel better about being embarrassingly wrong about everything? I don't know who you're trying to convince here.
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04-17-2024 , 09:22 PM
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does ohtani know how to read, or is this like a charlie kelly/forrest gump type situation?


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04-17-2024 , 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by King_of_NYC
and no one is accusing him is being the dumbest guy on earth. plenty of smart people have been ripped off and conned. but when he put his trust in someone that he shouldn't have (bc he knew him a long time?) a fair bit of responsibility will fall on his shoulders for what happened.
We've seen lots of celebrities ripped off and usually not by a friend they've been traveling with basically every day for a decade. He still should have noticed this earlier but I can see how it happened.

Lol@tbe people who swore it had to be Ohtani gambling who are still trying to dunk on people now. You were wrong,it's ok to be wrong. But being dead wrong and saying "lol so Ohtani is an idiot" and acting like you won is a clown take. I mean the most likely scenarios were Ohtani was gambling or Ohtani got robbed by his degenerate friend. When you think it's one and it turns out to be the other just take the L.
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04-18-2024 , 05:10 AM
it's funny, people that obsess over money and could never understand not knowing exactly how much your account balance is at all times just cannot comprehend someone having so much money it means nothing to them and they are actively pursuing much more meaningful goals such as being the greatest baseball player of all time and could not be less interested in dealing with business or financial matters or any of that stuff and could easily have millions stolen from them without ever noticing or caring.

but go on projecting your own concerns and obsessions and passing judgement on someone else who is so much more talented than you'll ever be and be angry that he will never have to worry about money for the rest of his life.

zomg what an idiot for not going over every one of his accounts to make sure everything was in order how dare he not give a **** about what you care so much about?
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04-18-2024 , 05:25 AM
Guy had 16M stolen post taxes, only net 25M last year or something. Going to net 50M this year I mean he's got piles of money coming in he's on billionaire trajectory.
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04-19-2024 , 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by riverboatking
it's funny, people that obsess over money and could never understand not knowing exactly how much your account balance is at all times just cannot comprehend someone having so much money it means nothing to them and they are actively pursuing much more meaningful goals such as being the greatest baseball player of all time and could not be less interested in dealing with business or financial matters or any of that stuff and could easily have millions stolen from them without ever noticing or caring.

but go on projecting your own concerns and obsessions and passing judgement on someone else who is so much more talented than you'll ever be and be angry that he will never have to worry about money for the rest of his life.

zomg what an idiot for not going over every one of his accounts to make sure everything was in order how dare he not give a **** about what you care so much about?
These aren't genuine original thoughts, but a predictable outcome of morons copy-pasting arguments that they read/watched somewhere. Most people sound fairly dumb when they try to post original thoughts, and many of them subconsciously realize this, so a few talking points get copied everywhere, which then emboldens the morons because they are not alone, so they can't be that wrong.
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04-19-2024 , 03:55 PM
*guy supposedly gets robbed of $16m*
candybar: masterful gambit, sir!
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04-20-2024 , 10:39 AM
Assuming everything actually went the way ippei says it did (btw so many people are losing their jobs for this), Ohtani is definitely the stupidest **** living

You’re telling me you’re worth this much money, have an entourage that includes at the very least one accountant to monitor your finance and think 16 million of unexplained wire transfers was just ‘wait that happened?’ a couple years after the fact?

For a while I was admiring the redman level work candybar was putting ITT but now it’s just sad. Either Othani was in on it or he is just a mouthbreathing simp who throws ball hard and hits ball far
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04-20-2024 , 04:43 PM
yeah.
some details from the criminal complaint:

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- In 2018, Mizuhara drove Ohtani, referred to as Victim A in the complaint, to the bank and served as translator when he set up the account Ohtani used to receive his salary from the Angels. This was the account later used to wire money to the illegal bookmaker.
- Mizuhara received packages that were emailed to the clubhouse under the alias "Jay Min." The packages contained baseball cards, including "cards for baseball players Yogi Berra, Juan Soto, and Victim A."
- Ohtani also employed a professional bookkeeper, financial manager, and tax preparer and accountant, who, along with his agent, managed all of his domestic endorsement deals, which were handled in separate accounts. None of them spoke Japanese or hired anyone who spoke Japanese.
- Ohtani's agent inquired at multiple points about the bank account that received Ohtani's salary, but Mizuhara told him that Ohtani wished for it to be kept private.
- Ohtani only ever asked Mizuhara for overarching updates about his finances and assumed that his agent and financial managers had access to all of his accounts.
anyway, according to many he is neither a weird guy who is into some **** so he set up his life like a mafia don running everything through literally one guy, nor a moran who got scammed by a not-too-bright scumbag. hey, it could happen to anyone who put their 110% full trust in some random translator that they've known for 11 years. that's not stupid, it's totally normal! who among us hasn't been robbed of $16,000,000 by some guy they've known for just over a decade, throw the first stone, i dare ya

i also don't really buy that none of this stuff was filtering down to ohtani. his agent noticed how ****ed up this was, the team was receiving a lot of expensive memorabilia addressed to an alias, there's no way ppl weren't talking. idk about the angels, but i saw in one article that the dodgers had a couple of japanese ppl around the team

anyway, the point is, if ohtani got scammed because he built walls around himself and handed literally all of the keys to this one guy, that isn't stupid. it's very smart, because he's good at baseball, or something...


and, not really relevant to anything, but very ldo and funny:

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- Mizuhara told the bookmaker that he "[lost] a lot of money on crypto."
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04-28-2024 , 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by StoppedRainingMen
Assuming everything actually went the way ippei says it did (btw so many people are losing their jobs for this), Ohtani is definitely the stupidest **** living

You’re telling me you’re worth this much money, have an entourage that includes at the very least one accountant to monitor your finance and think 16 million of unexplained wire transfers was just ‘wait that happened?’ a couple years after the fact?

For a while I was admiring the redman level work candybar was putting ITT but now it’s just sad. Either Othani was in on it or he is just a mouthbreathing simp who throws ball hard and hits ball far
Actually it would make Ippei the stupidest human being ever. You have an extremely high paying job through sheer luck, travel the world on chartered flights, are best friends with by far the most famous person your home country and steal a bunch of money from him to end up in prison and the disgrace of your country. And you don't even benefit from it financially in the end. Total clown ****.

Ohtani still likely ends up as a billionaire and the best player in the history of baseball, the one thing he's passionate about. Ending up filthy rich even after being robbed by doing what you've loved your entire life without even caring that much about money is the opposite of a simp. Hard to be a bigger life crusher than that.
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04-28-2024 , 02:10 PM
I stand by my post
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04-28-2024 , 02:15 PM
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Actually it would make Ippei the stupidest human being ever. You have an extremely high paying job through sheer luck, travel the world on chartered flights, are best friends with by far the most famous person your home country and steal a bunch of money from him to end up in prison and the disgrace of your country. And you don't even benefit from it financially in the end. Total clown ****.

Ohtani still likely ends up as a billionaire and the best player in the history of baseball, the one thing he's passionate about. Ending up filthy rich even after being robbed by doing what you've loved your entire life without even caring that much about money is the opposite of a simp. Hard to be a bigger life crusher than that.
nah bro he should def spend less time pursuing his dream of being the goat MLB player and spend way more time balancing his checkbooks!
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04-28-2024 , 02:22 PM
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nah bro he should def spend less time pursuing his dream of being the goat MLB player and spend way more time balancing his checkbooks!
Antoine Walker, Allen iverson, Mike Tyson etc etc etc etc co-sign this post

It really isn’t hard to hire someone who monitors your finances and let you know when there’s red flags like *checks notes* 16 million randomly going nowhere that makes sense
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