I'll do my best to reveal tonight, my apologies for being the LOWLIFE I am and being caught up in other things. I literally have not opened them yet. Thank you to whoever bought a package that caused weak Portland people problems with carrying and made them complain about it, I can't tell you how much I love that.

ok, which one of you ****s got me this?

That's just mean.

lmao

That book is amazing. Just the fact that it exists is amazing tbh

Solid effort from my Santa. I received 2 packages this morning, one containing an interesting book on psychology and the other a fine quality cotton tshirt.

Judging by the title, the book seems relevant to my interests:




The choice of size for the Tshirt was an amusing touch (XL Ladies). I tried it on and it's a little snug, but the message is loud and clear:

Brexit 1776 is legit.

Women’s XL is cracking me up

+1

Brexit 1776 is nice

I received two packages today. First up, a Notre Dame laundry hamper.



And then second, my Secret Santa is apparently aware of my deadlifting form, and in the interests of safety, has gotten me a back posture corrector!



The packaging says it is both fashionable AND comfortable. I’m not sure my face agrees



But my back shows no sounds of rounding, so thanks Santa!

Dudd’s the first person that looks exactly like I thought he would in the history of me being on messageboards...

Didn't realize osis was cdl.

Dudd:

I really am sorry. I met a woman and may have been drinking, both of which are terrible for me. I'm going to be home in like 2 hours and the packages are sitting right there on the floor inside my door. Probably along with the scariest looking pocket knife ever I bought for my dad.

It is listed as a cooler/trash can now that I look at the packaging. Reminds me more of a mini hamper though, which it is currently being used as since my regular hamper is filled with clean clothes from a few days ago

I'm not home and want to apologize again for not revealing. She's really hot and smart.

Pics or ban

Well, I'm relatively certain my Secret Santa haul is COMPLETE, so here we go:

My first gift arrived a few days ago, with the following note:

When a few days had passed and no PM was forthcoming, I began to despair that this tiny bathroom book was all my Secret Santa was going to send me. But hark! additional packages arrived today. Based upon the size, I had an inkling of what was to come. The first shirt, a women's XL, is shown below, along with my new shower reading material:



The note is as follows:

Indeed, Secret Santa, I can, and that's also sage advice from that t-shirt. Unlike others on this forum (cough cough CDL), I realize that one needs to earn their weekend 'sas.

Little was I to know that the piece de resistance was yet to come in the final package; it came with the following note, which seemed innocuous enough:

So they do, mystery yuletide squire, so they do! As I unfurled the final gift, the wifeacore was so delighted that she insisted I take a picture wearing it "for my 'tein bros" (as she refers to anyone from 2p2) while flexing.



Alas, it seems apparent that I don't have enough up top to properly flaunt a women's XL, so I suppose that's something to work on.

Thanks, Secret Santa! (Also PM us those titles.)

im gonnabe away for aweek+ so if my SS was sent or w/e i hope its still there when i get home

Lookin thick, solid, and tight.

that shirt is fantastic

I have a message:

I have a message for heels:

lol

i'll be home tomorrow night