I had MrWookie, probably was pretty obvious based on last year

I had CDL. I'm sad you didn't get more enjoyment out of your erotic novel. I ALMOST got you another Mighty Ducks 3 pack instead.

lol. thanks for the gifts. I just threw the Roy Moore book away yesterday actually. I couldn't bring myself to donate it and didn't have an easy way to burn it so that left me no other acceptable choices.

The Atlanta United scarf is probably the best present I got from anyone this Christmas though so thanks for that.

These were from me.

Probably obvious, but I had my man HEELS. Byron counseled my gift selections.

I had Dudd. Intended the cooler to be a functional trashcan replacement.

I had Lost Ostrich. Thanks, Dudd. Fine work once again.

amazing reveal!
so much effort!
would read again!

i had kc

Bobbo getting legit upset every secret Santa is amazing.

I figured based on the back brace it was either you or KC. You'll be happy to know that I am currently using it as a trash can, although it is so large that none of my trash bags fully fit

I had sirosis. Gatorade needed more love.

I wanted to get him a framed picture of Brandon Roy Swoon Girl but it was gonna be like $60 for a small picture due to not being able to find a good high res image of that iconic photo.

Break out your paintbrushes kc

i had loosekanen

i know manbearpuig had me, since he signed the card.

Thanks so much Wookie, I genuinely appreciate the thought that went in to my gifts

Kc did the best job of trolling

Well thank you for the gifts. I think the Gatorade didn’t get more love because Sven O already burned me with that and sent me a case for SS 2-3 years ago, maybe you weren’t in that one. Hell I’ll still drink it eventually, I don’t really think orange and berry are “****ty” flavors; I think the only Gatorade I’ve had that I’ve hated has been kinds with that nasty artificial strawberry flavor. No one got me with the poop before though. A friend of mine just got a puppy and I’ll be over there soon so that may actually be broken out and used.

Kind of goes without saying I probably won’t be reading “Trust Fund Baby: An MPreg Romance” regardless of how interested I am in what a “omegaverse/gay paranormal romance” is. “Lowlife”, however, looks like a legit interesting book and I’ll read it. I’ve been reading everything on my Kindle so it will be refreshing to have a hard copy book around.

That mug was solid. I’m serious that I haven’t thought about that play in years. I remember being in college at the time out for the summer and being DEVASTATED by that game. There were like 8 of us watching that, all from Oregon, and one guy was a huge Laker fan for reasons unexplained. Man that was the worst, him whooping and carrying on and jumping about and whatnot, all that stuff brainless LakerFan does. I’ll keep that in rotation as a reminder not to take things for granted because goddamn we were already talking championship during that game. It was IND out of the east that year and everyone just assumed whoever won the west would roll through the finals.

I had Bobbo. He clearly did not like the gifts as evidenced by the phrasing and lack of descriptions in the reveal. I mean the descriptions are so bare it almost misrepresents what the gifts were. I thought, “Damn, that’s too bad he didn’t like the gifts but that’s from a few days ago and I’ll keep reading on, maybe later he better describes them or explains something.” NOPE. I’m fairly confident in stating that this is the worst reveal in SS history (excluding, of course, those who never reveal anything, which I think may have happened in the past.) I mean, that’s like me just writing about KC’s gifts, “I got an NBA cup, two books, some kind of drink and some fake poop.”

So then I think of two things I could do. I could apologize for the poorly received gifts. I don’t think Bobbo has posted in TZ all year and maybe I just screwed up in thinking I got him something he might enjoy, not being up to date with what interests him. AFAIK I’ve never been known as a bad gift giver, but judging on the reception perhaps I was here. Or I could describe the gifts, and in the process I guess defend them. Explain my thought processes behind them, how if I got the POR equivalent of the “boston celtics dvd” I would have been thrilled. Or describe specific instances where me and people I know have used the “fart prank”, at points laughing so hard it was difficult to breathe. But Bobbo’s reveal is so lazy and so petulant, I will do neither of those things. Instead I will offer this, consider it a small third gift:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/custo...deId=201077700

I did the brief search to find Amazon’s step-by-step instructions of how to return gifts received through them. I literally have no idea what you enjoy, you should. So get yourself something you enjoy. Happy Holidays Bobbo!

wait someone else got you the gatorade? lol me. I was def in it just had no idea.

gotta stay hydrated, though.

Well done! I figured monte since he would be one of the few who reliably knew I was a Colts fan. Thanks a bunch, I'm already using the scarf!

Glad you liked everything. Definitely had to keep up with the USA scarf tradition. I'm also a long time Colts fan, but on the other side of the aisle in college football.

Wow osis, relax man. Thanks for the gifts. Chill out bro.

Edit: Apparently my barely posting about your gifts was enough to troll you, more so than you giving me a poop prank bottle, so I will consider this SS a success.

wow osis SOBER AND SENSITIVE

A tradition where bobbo is always disappointed is hilarious