Football:
Shawn Crable. This hit destroyed any chances Michigan had at a 12-0 regular season and any chances at a national title in 2006. Say what you will about Michigan's chances against Florida, but they would've at least had a chance. I blame you for swinging the momentum from great in 2006 to what it was in 2007 and beyond.
Honorable Mention:
Jeff Backus. This turnstile of a LT has never been even a replacement level LT in the NFL for most of his career, yet the Lions still roll him out there year after year to protect the blindside of whatever young QB we're leading out to slaughter.
Baseball:
Brandon Inge. FU for making 12 great defensive plays a year and helping out sick kids so that everybody in Detroit loves you and puts up with you hitting .220 from the 3B spot every single ****ing year.
Honorable Mention:
Red Sox Nation. GTFO. This is not aimed at true Boston fans. This is aimed at the people who realized they were getting good in about 2001-2002, hopped on the ****ing bandwagon, took part in the joy of ending the Curse of the Bambino, and now call themselves Red Sox Nation. You have made the Red Sox into the new Yankees. Because of you, I almost hate the Sox just as much as I do the Yankees now.
Basketball:
The Griffin Family. You singlehandedly ruined my day by not only beating Michigan in the 2nd round of the NCAA Tourney last year, but by taking up more TV time than Dick Vitale on selection Sunday.
Honorable Mention:
No picture needed because you've seen em before, but FU Manu/Tony/Tim Duncan't get the ball without whining for a foul. If not for your incessant flopping, whining, and general bitchery, the Pistons would've won back to back titles in 04-05 and would've singlehandedly saved the Detroit area economy. Thanks douches.
Hockey:
Billy Sauer. Michigan Hockey's trusted goalie for 3 years, even though he was a complete and total ****ing headcase. Never met a big game he couldn't gag all over. Michigan goes to Frozen Four in 2008 against 4-seed Notre Dame. Billy Sauer gives up 4 goals, 3 of which were just terrible goals to let in. Michigan puts in the backup, rallies back, then loses in OT. FU for even putting Michigan in that position.
Honorable Mention:
Don't even think I need to say anything here.