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Old 02-14-2017, 12:37 AM   #1901
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Can someone stop shoving the ****ing UCONN womens basketball team down our throat? They are simply playing bully ball getting 12 LABRONs on their team every year and then pumping their chest when they take down 1 good chick and a bunch of spares around her. FFS. The talent gap is huge.


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Old 02-14-2017, 05:37 AM   #1902
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GEORGIA SPORTS TEAMS

There may be worse states than ours, I don't know. Ohio immediately comes to mind. I'm not a sports almanac.

What I DO know is that people from my state have to be among the most perpetually disappointed sports fans in the Nation.

We have the Braves. In my lifetime, this is 1 of our 2. And we had to beat the ****ing Cleveland Indians to get it. This is likely the only franchise that could give us a fighting chance. In the 90's we had several playoff runs, and we were damn happy to have them. For a while. But how many times can you be a bridesmaid? The answer is 3.

Three.

The Hawks. LOL! We got a Dominique Wilkins statue out of the deal. ****, I guess we'll take it.

Hockey. No ****ing clue, but I'm 99% sure we're drawing double 00's there.

College football. Herschel walker carried the football to a national championship in 1980. And the rest of the team. And Vince Dooley. I vote for Herschel every year for governor but he never wins. **** these partisan hacks. Other than this, our claim to fame is wasting the most NFL talent in college football. I honestly think Kirby Smart has all the tools to win a National Championship. He just picked the wrong cursed state to squander all that he has to offer. If he manages to assemble and coach up a championship caliber team, I guaran-****ing-tee the plane will crash before we arrive at the game.

And then we have the Falcons. Tonight was a grand reminder that we will never win a goddamned thing at the NFL level. We're currently building a 100 billion dollar (or so) new dome to host these choking, 1 half playing mother****ers. I'm sure my tax money is paying for 99% of the final cost. If they even finish it now. Bars are open til 2:30 tonight. I'm sure our hard working citizens can raze that ***** to the ground between now and then. They won't even know why they're pouring salt all over the charred timbers, but it will feel like the right thing to do.

Neither of my kids are Falcons fans. Or Bulldogs fans. I have encouraged both to be, but I also want them to follow their hearts. Turns out the muscles that solely exist to repetitively plump blood through their bodies are smarter than the thousands of neurons that reside in this fat stupid head of mine. Loyalty is a mother****er, and now I'm glad that they might not experience the perennial disappointment that I live with.

Tonight's ridiculous, hilarious loss to the Patriots, as far-fetched as it seemed at the half, was really just a reaffirmation of what I know to be true. We will never, ever...ever have a sports team to be truly proud of. We are a state full of masochists, and sadists come from all over the country to tie us to a pillar and abuse us. We're just a state full of conservative Christians with a secret fetish to be blind folded and involuntarily pegged by faceless strangers.

Hallelujah, holy ****. Where's the Tylenol.
Evander, baby. Champion of the world.
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Old 02-14-2017, 07:24 PM   #1903
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apparently Jawja is for musicians, not athletes.
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Old 02-14-2017, 11:14 PM   #1904
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Evander, baby. Champion of the world.
Touche. Forgot Evander. Made Mike "****ing" Tyson so mad that he bit off a quarter of one of his primary senses.
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Old 06-28-2017, 08:22 AM   #1905
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I said it once and I'll say it again. The Knicks will never win a championship while Dololololan is the owner.
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Old 06-28-2017, 08:26 AM   #1906
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That response actually makes me like Dolan more. Lol olds and writing letters.
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Old 06-28-2017, 08:32 AM   #1907
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It's amazing that Dolan deflected so hard. Didn't answer any of the issues and his email grammar is pretty poor for a billionaire; but I guess it's easy to be rich when you inherit it.

I don't know if someone could run a slam dunk situation worse than Dolan has done. You run the biggest basketball team in the biggest city in the US and you've had 20 years to fix this mess and basically had 4 respectable years in like 20.

The issue obviously starts up top and a big issue has been poor president/GM decisions.

The entire roster sans Porzingus needs to be flushed down the toilet; it might be fervent to even sell Porzingus high now to be even worse. I think trying to do what the Sixers did makes a ton of sense. The Knicks have been trying to be mediocre for 20 years and it hasn't worked so being bad for a few while gaining the best draft assets for a few years seems to make a ton of sense.
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Old 06-28-2017, 08:33 AM   #1908
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Wood-that's an email.
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Old 06-28-2017, 11:12 AM   #1909
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'Alcoholic maybe'

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Old 06-28-2017, 11:32 AM   #1910
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That response actually makes me like Dolan more. Lol olds and writing letters.
Signing it "Respectfully" was a nice touch, classy some might say
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Old 06-28-2017, 11:41 AM   #1911
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He's the Donald Trump of NBA owners.
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Old 06-28-2017, 07:47 PM   #1912
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That would have been Donald Sterling.
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Old 06-28-2017, 07:53 PM   #1913
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Both of those letters/emails are terrible. I can't imagine AA (or any program he may have used to get sober) telling its members that it's cool to publicly speculate that anyone who has a problem with you is an alcoholic and should be viewed as lesser than. He did the same thing with Oakley.
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Old 06-29-2017, 12:02 AM   #1914
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Most of the people involved with AA are scumbags. The fact the ****ed their lives up with alcohol badly enough to need AA should be all you need to know to convince you.
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Old 07-17-2017, 02:37 PM   #1915
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DAVID ****ING GETTLEMAN



YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON AT YOUR JOB IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE. EVERYONE THINK ABOUT THE INCOMPETENCE WITNESSED ON A WEEK TO WEEK BASIS AND NOW TRY TO APPRECIATE THE GRAVITY OF THIS FACT. IN ONE OFFSEASON YOU MANAGED TO TAKE AN OK PLAYOFF TEAM AND MAKE THEM THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE. YOU ARE A STUPID ****ING JOKE OF A HUMAN WHO WRITES ON WIDE RULE NOTEBOOK PAPER.

YOU RELEASED THE GREATEST PLAYER IN FRANCHISE HISTORY IN ORDER TO SAVE LESS MONEY THAN I COULD MAKE BY DONATING THE SEMEN I JUST EJACULATED THINKING ABOUT YOUR DEATH. AFTER EVERY CATCH HE MADE TODAY YOU DESERVED TO BE HIT IN THE EYE WITH A HOT QUEEF. THEN YOU MAKE UP FOR IT BY SIGNING A HORRIBLE PIECE OF AIDS SAFETY AND PERSON WHO EVERYONE HATES. SOMEHOW MIKE SHULA REMAINS EMPLOYED WITH THE TEAM TOO AND IM SURE THAT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU.

IN UNDER A YEAR YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE OUT THE WORST CONTRACT IN NFL HISTORY TO A PLAYER NOT NAMED FLACCO, TO A BORN LOSER QB WHO CANT THROW. YOU WILL DO NOTHING TO FIX THE 19 STARTING POSITIONS THAT ARE CURRENTLY AT REPLACEMENT LEVEL. NO CARES WILL BE GIVEN BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS IT IS COMING.

**** YOU TO HELL. GO RAVENS. 89 BOTTOM LINE.
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I HOPE YOUR EYES ARE SKEWERED BY DICKS AND THE NEXT TIME YOU CRAVE CHICKFILA ITS A SUNDAY

**** YOU
Gettleman fired today
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