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Old 11-04-2009, 11:52 AM   #126
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Oh and in general I hate this:

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Old 11-04-2009, 12:14 PM   #127
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LMFAO love the MJ and Flutie inclusions. I never liked MJ growing up even though he's the GOAT. Fluties a pimp, but if I lived in Boston the overexposure would get to me I am sure (Plus I'd be bitter about living in Boston too).
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:24 PM   #128
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LMFAO love the MJ and Flutie inclusions. I never liked MJ growing up even though he's the GOAT. Fluties a pimp, but if I lived in Boston the overexposure would get to me I am sure (Plus I'd be bitter about living in Boston too).
I'm sure you might know this was coming but why would you be bitter about living in Boston? If you're a sports fan, where else would you rather live?
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:26 PM   #129
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Guarantee this guy gets it from Eva with a strap-on.
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:29 PM   #130
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Guys in the NBA that are mediocre players only good at certain things.

Matt Barnes



This pile of turd has made a name for himself in the NBA by being good at two things.
1. Shooting open jumpers
2. Catching passes in transition from point guards that are really good at finding mediocre open players
I just find these guys so obnoxious, and its not just Matt Barnes, it also guys like Jason Kapono, or Quentin Richardson, or whoever, but spew players that suck at everything else. These guys turn basketball into a specialist game which I hate. I want to see guys with the ability to break people down with the dribble, or move really well without the ball when their team is on offense. I hate watching this static BS game where one guy does everything because he’s surrounded by clueless morons that expect kick outs and transition dunks for their scoring.

In that same vein, I hate this guy

Chris Andersen



Yes the birdman and I can’t stand him for numerous reasons. First, he’s an idiot, just listen to him talk. He sounds like a 7 year old on a candy rush that’s just watch 3 hours of seizure inducing cartoons. Secondly, he’s lacks even some of the most basic basketball skills, yet he’s big, athletic, and has springs in his feet, so he’s employed as a defensive player/rebounder in the NBA. Yet another specialist! **** me, just what we need, more specialist. He’s a garbage shooter of anything that’s not a dunk or within 3 feet. Third, I hate his attitude. He routinely blocks other players shots by flying in on help defense, but instead of acting like he’s done it before, he primps and preens around like a real bastard. Hey Birdman, you are sick at blocking the shots of guys you aren’t originally guarding!

So its awesome that in the NBA, where amazing supposedly happens, douche bags like these are allowed to thrive.
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:32 PM   #131
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Secondly, he’s lacks even some of the most basic basketball skills, yet he’s big, athletic, and has springs in his feet, so he’s employed as a defensive player/rebounder in the NBA.
careful, this could be your boy oden in the future
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:35 PM   #132
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don't ask to explain/defend anything tarheel! and I know
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:38 PM   #133
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Someone please spare me the effort and do up a proper Ultimate Hypocrite, Needs To Feel Good About Himself By Intimidating Children and Women and by Being a Bully Who Wants Respect But Gives None To Nobody Self Absorbed Infantile Immature Ahole Who Is Fellated Despite Being A Total JagBag Because Our Society Cares About Winning More Than Anything Even Though His Tournament Record Was A Joke The Last Decade Plus In His Career And Hey, He Went To Army And He's White From The Midwest So It's All OK You Are Actually NOT A Good Human Being, You Are A Huge Scumbag Loser At Life And You Get Pissed When You're Called "Knight".

Go throw another temper tantrum you immature little kunt.




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Old 11-04-2009, 12:38 PM   #134
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Basketball



This one was easy even though there are many more basketball players that I hate than any other sport. Easy tie for me. Some of it is personal ldo, and I recognize how dominant and great Timmay is. I still can't stand to watch him play, there has never been a time he has been called for a foul and he didn't think he was getting screwed same goes with shots in the paint - this guy according to the way he acts has never fouled anyone in his career and he has never taken a shot where he wasn't fouled. The palms up and scrunched up face wtf look makes me want to kick him in the nuts.

Manu spends his time on the court trying to figure out how to trick the ref into calling a foul on his opponent. That flopping business is the lamest **** going in the NBA and Manu is the king of the flop and imo the cause for the flopping epidemic right now. It has been mentioned but the other part of his game that wears me out is where he throws his body into a defender when driving to the basket, screams like a ***** and flails his body to induce a call. He also shaved his head like 3 years too late holding on that bald spot for dear life.

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D-Wade - his ability to get phantom calls is epic, this isn't necessarily his fault so I can't put him at the top but it is still annoying. Also his crazy hot streak and phantom calls made me for the first time contemplate jumping off a building in 06'

Baseball




Pictures of Jon Lackey acting like a *****. He routinely argues with umpires, and more importantly shows them up by staring them down - how this clown's strike zone isn't squeezed to a pill bottle is beyond me. Even worse, he routinely shows up his teammates on the field, during the game when they boot a ball or take a bad angle to a fly ball. I ****ing hate it when people try to defend him, "he is just a competitor...he just wants to win!" f that, everyone on that field wants to win and is a competitor but you don't see any of them acting like a ***** and throwing temper tantrums, he looks like a ****ing 4 year old the way he acts. **** you lackey.

Honorable Mention:
AJ Pyrzedensksknkaisi - I think if you aren't any good you shouldn't talk ****. This guy is one of the bigger clowns in the league.
Football



Talks way too much **** in the wrong spots, it is like he doesn't understand the simple mechanics of playing a sport. Up by a ton he talks major **** to fellow fat faced QB Jay Cutler and ends up looking like a dip**** since he is on the sidelines yelling across the field. He will shove a 300 pound lineman and talk **** when he knows his line will step in the middle if need be. He is like the guy hiding behind his friend saying, "you want some, you want some!" This guy is so annoying.

Honorable Mention:
The longer this no-talent ass clown stays on the cowboys the more I will hate this guy - he could move up. Hey Goldie Locks please don't try to pump up the crowd during the game when ON THE ****ING ROAD! Hey Fabio, please don't dive for a player, miss him, and then see he was tackled near you and get up and point to the sidelines while shaking your head as if "you can't get by me." You are awful, you finally got your first sack since your rookie year this last weekend, Seattle must have wanted to break a record of something. The more I type the closer he gets to #1, ****.
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:42 PM   #135
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Youkibitch. this guy is the definition of tool. and has the gayest swing ever.



honorable mention:



BECAUSE I NEVER GET TO DRAFT YOU IN FANTASY FOOTBALL A:SDKLJ@#R*(J!@#R)(*HA


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because **** the french amirite
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:45 PM   #136
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THESE THREE DOUCHES:







Slapping the floor after you throw an alley-oop to a talented b-baller doesn't make you a good player as well.
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:46 PM   #137
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Someone please spare me the effort and do up a proper Ultimate Hypocrite, Needs To Feel Good About Himself By Intimidating Children and Women and by Being a Bully Who Wants Respect But Gives None To Nobody Self Absorbed Infantile Immature Ahole Who Is Fellated Despite Being A Total JagBag Because Our Society Cares About Winning More Than Anything And Hey, He Went To Army And He's White From The Midwest So It's All OK And Gets Pissed When He's Called "Knight".
Bobby Knight is an Ohio State alumnus iirc.
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:47 PM   #138
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Went to Army to Coach.


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Old 11-04-2009, 12:49 PM   #139
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Baseball



I don't even need to say why. Rocker does that perfectly:
Feelings on playing in New York: "I'd retire first. It's the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the 7 Train to the ballpark looking like you're riding through Beirut next to some kid with purple hair, next to some queer with AIDS, right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time, right next to some 20-year-old mom with four kids. It's depressing... The biggest thing I don't like about New York are the foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?"

Honorable Mention:
Shane Victorino: just a dirty player. There's a difference between hard-nosed (which I would consider Utley) and outright dirty.
Joba Chamberlain: no need to have a seizure after every inning is over. More tolerable now that he's in relief, but when he was a starter I didn't like seeing fist pumps after the 2nd inning.
Armando Benitez, Timo Perez, Kenny Rogers: anyone who ruined the 1999-2000 Mets seasons for themselves. Benitez is a choker, Perez is an idiot, and Rogers (in addition to assaulting cameramen) ended the best playoff series I've ever seen (the 1999 NLCS) with a walkoff walk.

Football



I admit, he's an amazing, amazing coach. But nobody can deny that his personality leaves something to be desired. I don't care about Spygate. I don't care about any postgame handshake hoopla. I don't care about anything other than one sentence:

"I resign as HC of the NYJ"

He didn't even have the balls to show his face when he resigned, he just sent in a note. Unbelievable.

Honorable mention:
Brett Favre: the answer everyone agrees upon. Retire. Or don't. But do something.
Doug Brien: 2 opportunities to go to the AFC championship game. 2 opportunities missed.

Basketball



I hate you. I hate when you smile that obnoxious smile, which we all know is a defense mechanism to hide that inner depression about how much you suck. I hate when you sexually harass female employees and make that the headline of the New York tabloids. I hate when you run a franchise into the ground, and hate it even more when you make it impossible for them to be competitive until 5 years after you're gone. **** you, **** you, **** you.

Honorable mention:
There is nobody that I hate nearly as much as Isiah Thomas.
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:51 PM   #140
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I've learned from this thread that I would nail the **** out of Brady Quinn in drag, which obviously gives you pause.
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:56 PM   #141
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I've learned from this thread that I would nail the **** out of Brady Quinn in drag, which obviously gives you pause.
You are not alone
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Old 11-04-2009, 12:58 PM   #142
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I don't understand how someone could hate Isiah Thomas. It'd be like hating a retarded person. Just couldn't do it.

Except if you're a Knicks fan
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:00 PM   #143
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Mike Holmgren....you ornery, pompous, sweaty, fat jag-off. Have you ever been happy? For 8 seasons, I watched you bark at officials, woof at your players, and howl at your assistants. It was bad enough you were coaching the Green Bay Packers, but you had to be an egregious, insufferable prick the entire time, didn't you? Finally, I thought I was done seeing your fat Dr. Robotnik ass douching it up on the sidelines, but no, you had to find a new job, isn't that right? For another decade, I had to watch your enormous jowls flapping in the wind, and this time around, you just had to have a GM spot AND an executive vice president spot. Word is you took away your team's SPICE channel privileges....what the **** is that, man? A sore loser, an even bigger prick, and an even bigger fatass, you deserve every last bit of this hate you are receiving from me, you fat, fat jag-off....do you have anything to say for yourself?
best rant so far but

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Old 11-04-2009, 01:00 PM   #144
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I've learned from this thread that I would nail the **** out of Brady Quinn in drag, which obviously gives you pause.
fo real
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:01 PM   #145
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every time I see that picture of his sister with that stupid uni on, that **** pisses me off so much. I'd insta never talk to here again if I was Brady and I saw her wearing that.
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:03 PM   #146
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btw anyone who hates an opponent because they beat their team is a looser
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:04 PM   #147
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btw anyone who hates an opponent because they beat their team is a looser
isn't this the definition of being a hater?
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:07 PM   #148
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careful, this could be your boy oden in the future
Oden most definitely doesn't have springs in his feet
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:09 PM   #149
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i prefer to hate people for real reasons
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:11 PM   #150
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stop ruining my thread tbach.
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