FOOTBALL:
Cheap shots, dirty hits, trash-talking, head-hunting..... it all starts and ends with this ****-sucker. I guess it makes you a good safety when you jump into a pile on a whistled-dead play head-first trying to spear the ball carrier....... and now this assclown is an announcer? Give me a ****ing break. When he went down in a heap against the Steelers in '05, I stood on my bar stool and applauded.
Unhonorable mentions: Bill Belichek, T.J. Houshmanzadeh, LenDale White
BASEBALL:
Nice ****ing throw in the '92 playoffs pussy. Sid Bream... seriously???? And just your general disposition and your huge steroid-filled melon fill me with hatred.
Unhonorable mention: Any Atlanta Brave from 1991-1993, Francisco Rodriguez....actually, any reliever that throws 5-10 pitches a game and thinks it's an accomplishment. I hope these idiots realize any starting pitcher could be a dominating reliever (see: John Smoltz).
HOCKEY:
First of all nice ****ing hair clown. There are a lot of dirty Flyer players I could've put here (Chris Therien, Daniel Carcillo, Luke Richardson) but I chose Scotty b/c he just makes a stomach turn. I actually rooted for Sean Avery in the regular-season finale last season when he fought Hartnell. That about sums it up.
Unhonorable mention: Alexander Semin, Johan Franzen,
David Shaw, Alex Ovechkin
Last edited by Jimmy Proffett; 11-04-2009 at 08:26 AM.