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Old 11-04-2009, 01:04 AM   #51
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:05 AM   #52
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is it really that hard to type a short explanation who the player is and why you hate them? Seriously.
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:06 AM   #53
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Jay Cutler is a douchebag
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:11 AM   #54
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is it really that hard to type a short explanation who the player is and why you hate them? Seriously.
LOL, one of them just convicted for koing a girl in a club for the grand crime of rejecting his advances (he was out celebrating his wife's pregnancy at the time just to make things better).

Do I really need to explain O.J? I mean he murdered his wife and her lover, then held someone up at gunpoint ......

Some Lee Bowyer gems.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2003...ball.newsstory
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:12 AM   #55
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What can't be said about this man? From his never-ending references to his "fantastic" playing career (.239 career BA), to his getting fantastic co-announcers fired because they couldn't work with him, to his never-ending string of ridiculous cliches/catch phrases that he uses on an inning by inning basis, to his ten minutes of silence every game when he starts pouting after a blown call by an ump, to his non-stop homerism for a team he never played for, a city he didn't grow up in, and a franchise he almost single-handedly ran into the ground, Ken the hawk Harrelson is the living, breathing definition of windbag homer douchbag.

"That is BS! That is a BS call, from a veteran umpire! Damn!"
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:14 AM   #56
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HE GONE
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:33 AM   #57
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lol hawk is a classic choice - great writeup too.
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:41 AM   #58
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I think Hawk's 10 minute bouts of pouting silence are his shining moments.
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:42 AM   #59
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What can you say about Kendrick Perkin's face that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?


Just bombed out and depleted
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:47 AM   #60
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No one else combines "sand in his vagina" and "success for a team I hate" as much as Tim Duncan.

Duncan Face!
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:48 AM   #61
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The Spurs really are full of bitches, aren't they.
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:48 AM   #62
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Albert Haynesworth


+1 mirrion

The intentional cleat to the face of Andre Guroude was about as despicable as it gets in the history of sport.
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Old 11-04-2009, 01:52 AM   #63
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This thread needs more pics of John Terry crying.







And... OMG OMG OMG OMG...

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Old 11-04-2009, 01:55 AM   #64
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does that guy play soccer in a rainforest?
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:01 AM   #65
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does that guy play soccer in a rainforest?
worse, russia
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:01 AM   #66
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Woah, Needle dropping the McNair bomb.
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:05 AM   #67
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Needle just wishes VY played for the Jags so they could make the playoffs for once.
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:05 AM   #68
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None of those Chinese chicks are hot. **** China, the only good thing that came from China is Mongolian Grill.
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:14 AM   #69
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I hate those listed in my OP. Hate is a strong word, but to me those guys are all ass clown bastards.
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:17 AM   #70
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Football -- Ochoretardo
Basketball -- Steven Jackson
Baseball -- Sammy Sosa
Golf -- Mickelson
Cycling -- Cadel Evans
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:23 AM   #71
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:32 AM   #72
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so many names come to mind, but one stands out above them all.

Sean Avery



(the one on the right)

There's almost nothing to like about Sean Avery, either as a fan of the Rangers or a Ranger-hater. As a Rangers fan, Avery is a pretty decent hockey player, but his penchant for retarded penalties has hurt the Rangers numerous times. As a Ranger hater, Sean Avery is the embodiment of everything wrong with the organization and the city of New York. Tough with words but weak with fists, up on the latest fashion trends but gloriously dense, and almost certainly a repressed homosexual - Avery is like the 10 year old kid who thought being good at sports automatically made him hot [censored]. His dating Elisha Cuthbert probably validates that.

Watching Avery go on monkey tilt and almost single-handedly cost his team a playoff game last year was a joy to behold. I wish him ill.
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:33 AM   #73
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When I say Muresan had made the last post I was almost certain it was going to be about Cindy.
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:39 AM   #74
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awesome post triumph, I hope to learn about more players to hate via this thread
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Old 11-04-2009, 02:39 AM   #75
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I'd love to give a big **** you in the ******* you giant ********** to vadim finklestein, the poisonous rat in fedor emelianenko's ear who is the reason that Fedor isn't in the UFC. Vadim is the guy Fedor trusts and runs M-1 global, which is basically fedor's pimp. He has ridiculous levels of demands for getting the best fighter in the world into the best fighting org in the world. UFC should be copromoting (and splitting the profit) with M1. UFC should offer Fedor non-exclusivity. UFC should sign his Red Devil teammates. Lots of other ridiculous demands as well. **** you Vadim. You ****ing slimy bastard. The guy is just out to make as much money for himself and his shady ass mob connections as he can while Fedor is still hot. Doesn't give a **** about Fedor and doesn't care that the UFC is where Fedor could easily make the most money. The UFC wouldn't pay him off with his co-promotion schemes so no-dice, I'll keep peddling Fedor around like a two bit whore. Yarennoka, then Bodog, then Affliction, now EXC. Fedor should be the UFC champion with 3-4 defenses and piles of cash and incredible fame. He's the best MMA fighter who ever lived. Instead he's onto another ship that may or may not sink within a year or two, while Vadim and his buddies siphon off as much money as they can from him.

**** you Vadim Finklestein. I hope you are infested with the fleas of a thousand filthy camels, i hope you get AIDS from a transvestite rapist and die a painful death in grease fire from hell.
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