SE Player Haters Ball
Muresan's rant
11-12-2009
, 03:34 AM
11-12-2009
, 03:50 AM
11-12-2009
, 10:15 AM
All this hate is awesome, I don't think I am good at ranting but here is my contribution:
Poldi and Schweini
Where do I begin? I guess I just begin with Lukas Podolski. You are so overrated, it's unbelievable. What have you done? Yeah you managed to get Young Player of the World Cup, but what have you actually done? Right, you have done nothing. I can admit that you scored some goals for our national team, but your best ****ing season was in the 2nd league, the ****ing 2nd league. You have failed so hard at Bayern, so hard, you could get nothing going, nothing. And now you are back at Köln, a mediocre club. Yeah you might be some kind of hero there, but in fact it's the best club where you can get a first team spot. And now you haven't scored a single goal all season, serves you right. But it's not just this insane overrating, you are also dumb as **** and it annoys the hell out of me to listen to any interviews you give. At least you managed to get a language coach, but that doesn't change the fact that you should just shut up. And your constant grinning, omg you have such a stupid grin, just stop being on TV and I don't have to see that.
And Bastian Schweinsteiger, you might not be as bad as Poldi, but you are still overrated as well. You are not the answer for us, you are only able to have a half first team spot for Bayern, and I often wonder why. I hope you get your spot on the bench once Robben and Ribery are fit, because that's where you belong.
And I have to stand both of you in commercials, I don't want to see that. Just get your faces out of that and stick to something you can do semi-good, just play football.
And what makes it even worse is that if you manage to continue to get caps for the national team like you do atm one of you could end up to be our most capped player of all time, oh god that will be a sad day for German football. You don't deserve that, none of you. I hope you don't get all those caps, you can fill the squad, but you are not a ****ing starter for me, please stay out.
Poldi and Schweini
Where do I begin? I guess I just begin with Lukas Podolski. You are so overrated, it's unbelievable. What have you done? Yeah you managed to get Young Player of the World Cup, but what have you actually done? Right, you have done nothing. I can admit that you scored some goals for our national team, but your best ****ing season was in the 2nd league, the ****ing 2nd league. You have failed so hard at Bayern, so hard, you could get nothing going, nothing. And now you are back at Köln, a mediocre club. Yeah you might be some kind of hero there, but in fact it's the best club where you can get a first team spot. And now you haven't scored a single goal all season, serves you right. But it's not just this insane overrating, you are also dumb as **** and it annoys the hell out of me to listen to any interviews you give. At least you managed to get a language coach, but that doesn't change the fact that you should just shut up. And your constant grinning, omg you have such a stupid grin, just stop being on TV and I don't have to see that.
And Bastian Schweinsteiger, you might not be as bad as Poldi, but you are still overrated as well. You are not the answer for us, you are only able to have a half first team spot for Bayern, and I often wonder why. I hope you get your spot on the bench once Robben and Ribery are fit, because that's where you belong.
And I have to stand both of you in commercials, I don't want to see that. Just get your faces out of that and stick to something you can do semi-good, just play football.
And what makes it even worse is that if you manage to continue to get caps for the national team like you do atm one of you could end up to be our most capped player of all time, oh god that will be a sad day for German football. You don't deserve that, none of you. I hope you don't get all those caps, you can fill the squad, but you are not a ****ing starter for me, please stay out.
11-12-2009
, 11:57 AM
11-12-2009
, 12:00 PM
awesome additions guys 
, I have a few in mind that I will probably post later today.
, I have a few in mind that I will probably post later today.
11-12-2009
, 12:30 PM
11-12-2009
, 01:37 PM
Bet you thought this would be the biggest hit of your life didn't you
Spoiler:
11-12-2009
, 01:46 PM
Mike Brown
**** you **** you **** you **** you **** you **** you you fat bald cheap arrogant worthless selfish *********** douchebag dickhead ****faced silver spoon idiot.
Two words: hard knocks. Surely you saw that even fatter **** he had tell the players they were cut. Only someone as horrible as Mike Brown would put such a worthless heartless fat **** in a position of authority. That guy is DIRECTOR OF FOOTBALL OPERATIONS. Awesome work Mike.
Since taking over as owner, Brown has led the Bengals to no playoff wins in 17 years. None. Worst winning percentage in the NFL over that period, by a lot. **** you Mike Brown for refusing to ever fire anyone, god forbid you have to eat a few million dollars in contractual obligations, especially after holding the city of Cincinnati hostage in order to extort the sweetest stadium deal in the NFL. And don't bother hiring a second scout, one is plenty. Especially with John Cooper on as a "consultant."
**** YOU MIKE BROWN.
11-12-2009
, 02:05 PM
Curly haired boyfriend
**** you you hack writing piece of ****. You embody everything wrong with the sports media in Boston and give fans from other cities a rightful reason to hate us. You are a known racist ******* who openly talks **** about every baseball player who isn't white that comes onto the Red Sox. And **** your whole curse of Bambino ****. The team sucked because they had horrible management and racist owners for 987987 years. You also helped start that pink hat wearing, piece of **** bandwagon riding 'Red sox nation' bull****. I hope you die a slow death of papercuts writing your next reactionary piece of **** article when a team loses 2 games in a row.
**** you you hack writing piece of ****. You embody everything wrong with the sports media in Boston and give fans from other cities a rightful reason to hate us. You are a known racist ******* who openly talks **** about every baseball player who isn't white that comes onto the Red Sox. And **** your whole curse of Bambino ****. The team sucked because they had horrible management and racist owners for 987987 years. You also helped start that pink hat wearing, piece of **** bandwagon riding 'Red sox nation' bull****. I hope you die a slow death of papercuts writing your next reactionary piece of **** article when a team loses 2 games in a row.
11-12-2009
, 02:25 PM
Quote:
Seeing how someone got in with the Gerrard hate before I could, yesterday's match reminds me of a favourite of mine
Taggart
I cannot think of a more overrated whining hypocritical manager in the history of the game. Somehow managing not to get sacked twenty years ago due to luckboxing the FA Cup, he is then conveniently the recipient of probably one of the best spells from a youth system ever at exactly the same time as the money rolls in to the Premier League. These fortunate circumstances, rather than any sort of brilliant managerial skill, allowed United to win something worth winning for the first time in 25 years and it's then just a case of the rich getting richer, to the point where they've won two Champions League titles thanks to Bayern not realising that, when losing, you play until United score, and John Terry's inability to walk five yards without falling over.
Taggart's brilliance in the transfer market is unparalleled. For every £1.2 million pound Cantona, there's a dozen Dion Dublin's at the same price. Who can ever forget endless attempts to replace an aging lineup of Scholes and Keane with the likes of Djemba-Djemba, Kleberson, Poborsky, Veron (a bargain at 28 million I'm sure you'll agree), and, when these failed, just filling in random players from anywhere on the pitch (Rio Ferdinand and Alan Smith at the same time anyone? Ryan Giggs? Rooney?). In one of the most disgusting moves of all time, the strength in depth of the squad wasn't enough to compete in the FA Cup and some exhibition overseas at the same time, yet they seem able to play the reserves in the League Cup at will, and basically started the trend of more or less every club not to play any first team players in it at all.
That said, the main reason for hate, other than that ******ed dual fist shaking goal celebration, is Taggart's continual moaning nature. He has refused to speak to the BBC at all for years after they pointed out dodgy transfer dealings of his son Darren. He will, while currently under investigation over comments made towards referee Alan Wiley that he was unfit to referee a game that they didn't win, complained that Martin Atkinson's decisions leading towards yesterday's winner by Chelsea were incorrect, whilst completely forgetting the ridiculous amount of stoppage time given by the very same referee in which Owen got a late winner against Man City a few weeks earlier. His continual clock watching nature and attempts to influence officials have seen many occasions where United have scored dubious late goals, received dodgy penalties which opposing teams would never get, and he oversees players who'll swarm referees and complain about every single decision given against them. I cannot recall a single occasion following a defeat where Taggart has said they've been outplayed by a better side.
Also have your team wear poppies on ****ing Rememberance Sunday.
Taggart
I cannot think of a more overrated whining hypocritical manager in the history of the game. Somehow managing not to get sacked twenty years ago due to luckboxing the FA Cup, he is then conveniently the recipient of probably one of the best spells from a youth system ever at exactly the same time as the money rolls in to the Premier League. These fortunate circumstances, rather than any sort of brilliant managerial skill, allowed United to win something worth winning for the first time in 25 years and it's then just a case of the rich getting richer, to the point where they've won two Champions League titles thanks to Bayern not realising that, when losing, you play until United score, and John Terry's inability to walk five yards without falling over.
Taggart's brilliance in the transfer market is unparalleled. For every £1.2 million pound Cantona, there's a dozen Dion Dublin's at the same price. Who can ever forget endless attempts to replace an aging lineup of Scholes and Keane with the likes of Djemba-Djemba, Kleberson, Poborsky, Veron (a bargain at 28 million I'm sure you'll agree), and, when these failed, just filling in random players from anywhere on the pitch (Rio Ferdinand and Alan Smith at the same time anyone? Ryan Giggs? Rooney?). In one of the most disgusting moves of all time, the strength in depth of the squad wasn't enough to compete in the FA Cup and some exhibition overseas at the same time, yet they seem able to play the reserves in the League Cup at will, and basically started the trend of more or less every club not to play any first team players in it at all.
That said, the main reason for hate, other than that ******ed dual fist shaking goal celebration, is Taggart's continual moaning nature. He has refused to speak to the BBC at all for years after they pointed out dodgy transfer dealings of his son Darren. He will, while currently under investigation over comments made towards referee Alan Wiley that he was unfit to referee a game that they didn't win, complained that Martin Atkinson's decisions leading towards yesterday's winner by Chelsea were incorrect, whilst completely forgetting the ridiculous amount of stoppage time given by the very same referee in which Owen got a late winner against Man City a few weeks earlier. His continual clock watching nature and attempts to influence officials have seen many occasions where United have scored dubious late goals, received dodgy penalties which opposing teams would never get, and he oversees players who'll swarm referees and complain about every single decision given against them. I cannot recall a single occasion following a defeat where Taggart has said they've been outplayed by a better side.
Also have your team wear poppies on ****ing Rememberance Sunday.
11-12-2009
, 05:08 PM
11-12-2009
, 05:20 PM
I've been to the wasteland known as Central Alberta! 
11-12-2009
, 05:22 PM
